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 Topic: Talibannosaurus Rex!

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  • Talibannosaurus Rex!
     OP - May 19, 2010, 10:30 AM

    Saw this via boingboing and just had to share it. Basically there was a contest to various artists and designers to create the most mindblowing poster for an imaginary B movie and this guy called Dan D Evans came up with this masterpiece called  Talibannosaurus Rex

    I so want this movie to be made!




    Some detail:



    The velociraptor is driving the jeep as the Taliban shoots  Grin




    Baby pterodactyl eggs next to a woman who needs saving and the skeleton of an American - genius!




    Burqa babe with machine gun rides a raptor  Grin



    Here's the fellas blog:

    http://myartshame.blogspot.com/2010/05/made-up-movie-they-tried-to-ban.html

    What a talented guy, I would pay money twice over to watch this flick!

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #1 - May 19, 2010, 10:39 AM

    Its tag line:

    Jihad Just Got Jurassic


     Grin
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #2 - May 19, 2010, 10:56 AM
    Gotta love the velociraptor driving the jeep. I mean, burkha-wearing babes (bonus point for showing leg) riding deinonychus is one thing, but velociraptors driving jeeps for the Taleban, that's just classic. Gotta love the velociraptor getting punched wearing sticks of dynamite as well. I'd pay good money to see this.
  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #3 - May 19, 2010, 11:23 AM
    OMG FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #4 - May 19, 2010, 11:26 AM
    The Raptor that gets punched has a suicide belt on! Grin

  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #5 - May 19, 2010, 12:15 PM
    Cheesy
    ...
  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #6 - May 19, 2010, 12:18 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 19, 2010, 11:26 AM
    The Raptor that gets punched has a suicide belt on!


    Ha! I didn't notice that!

    This is such a great movie waiting to happen!
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #7 - May 19, 2010, 12:19 PM
    Directed by Robert Rodriguez Grin

    Script by Tarantino.

    Produced by Weinstein
  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #8 - May 19, 2010, 12:21 PM
    This poster is......AWE-SOME!!!! eddie Punk
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #9 - May 19, 2010, 02:41 PM
    I love how he is punching the raptor and shooting at the same time. And the suicide belt on the raptor is priceless!  Cheesy
  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #10 - May 19, 2010, 02:47 PM
    And it is a comment on the Taleban - Prehistoric nonces.
  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #11 - May 19, 2010, 07:12 PM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on May 19, 2010, 02:41 PM
    I love how he is punching the raptor and shooting at the same time. And the suicide belt on the raptor is priceless!  Cheesy


    lol i didn't notice that
  • Re: Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #12 - May 19, 2010, 07:13 PM
    lol khatira means a lot doesn't it? in the credit

    and ROFL at director Rubenstein directing a movie about the talibans
  • Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #13 - May 07, 2014, 03:05 PM
    Just what I needed. Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #14 - May 07, 2014, 03:16 PM
    How did I miss this??!! Cheesy
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Talibannosaurus Rex!
     Reply #15 - May 07, 2014, 03:26 PM
    Just found this on his blog.



    Looks like a typical Wednesday. Grin
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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