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  • shitmykidsruined.com
     OP - May 19, 2010, 04:50 PM
    http://shitmykidsruined.com/

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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #1 - May 19, 2010, 04:53 PM
    Lol.  Apparently when I was about 2 I stuffed the toilet up with brillo pads.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #2 - May 19, 2010, 05:06 PM
    Nice. I once decided to stick a D-cell battery into the empty socket of a lamp and turned it on. Another time my grandpa and I were making gunpowder and nearly burned down the porch. I'm sure there were probably other disastrous "experiments" of mine back then that I've forgotten.
    fuck you
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #3 - May 19, 2010, 05:09 PM
    I set my mum & dads house on fire.  Worst thing was that I didnt tell him and just ignored it until a neighbour came over to tell him.  We could have all got  roasted.
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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #4 - May 19, 2010, 05:10 PM
    I ruined the whole kitchen when I was a kid. Toaster and subsequent mass fire. Tongue Fun times. My mum also swears I once smashed a TV in with a hammer, but I don't remember that.  Huh?
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #5 - May 19, 2010, 05:12 PM
    Prince and IsLame, this means you grew up to be serial killers. Everyone watch out for these two.
    fuck you
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #6 - May 19, 2010, 05:13 PM
    No, IsLame grew up to be a chandelier killer.  Dunno about Prince though.  parrot
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #7 - May 19, 2010, 05:14 PM
    Remind me to never have kids wacko
    ~My story~
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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #8 - May 19, 2010, 05:20 PM
    I loved making fire as a kid.
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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #9 - May 19, 2010, 05:21 PM
    You also wet your bed and tortured animals.
    fuck you
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #10 - May 19, 2010, 05:25 PM
    I crawled up in the attic with my friend and he stepped off a wooden beam and through a sheet of drywall and into the kitchen.
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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #11 - May 19, 2010, 05:27 PM
    When I was about 7, me and my friend mixed up dirt and water in a bucket and smeared it all over the shed walls with paint brushes. 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #12 - May 19, 2010, 05:29 PM
    I was too scared to do anything mischievous.  Huh?  wacko
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #13 - May 19, 2010, 05:29 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on May 19, 2010, 05:21 PM
    tortured animals.

    Come to think of it, I did stick glue onto a fly once and attached to it with a long string and at the end of it some tissue paper, onto which I had written something.  The aim was for the fly to hoist this message up with it when it flew off.  

    Cant remember what happened, but it probably died from glue inhalation in the end  Cry
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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #14 - May 19, 2010, 05:31 PM
    Love the new avatar, atheist.pk!

    Quote from: atheist.pk on May 19, 2010, 05:29 PM
    I was too scared to do anything mischievous.  Huh?  wacko


    I guess you respected your parents authoritay!


    Quote from: IsLame on May 19, 2010, 05:29 PM
    Come to think of it, I did stick glue onto a fly once and attached to it with a long string and at the end of it some tissue paper, onto which I had written something.  The aim was for the fly to hoist this message up with it when it flew off.  

    Cant remember what happened, but it probably died from glue inhalation in the end  Cry


    Insects and arachnids don't count.
    fuck you
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #15 - May 19, 2010, 05:33 PM
    Gosh some of you were really wild kids!  Cheesy


    I'm with pk... I was too scared to do anything naughty, though I managed to break things here and there. I still do and it really pisses off my mum.
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #16 - May 19, 2010, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on May 19, 2010, 05:31 PM
    Love the new avatar, atheist.pk!

    I guess you respected your parents authoritay!


    Damn right. I was scared shit whenever my dad or mom would yell at us. As the oldest kid (and only boy) in the family, the fear of being yelled at and smacked around was something I had to consider from an early age.  Tongue

    I abstained from mischief, but I had a lot of fun exploring areas around my home all by myself on foot or on my bike.  Smiley
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #17 - May 19, 2010, 06:38 PM
    I once locked myself inside the house with all the keys as my parents were getting the groceries out of the car boot.
    Then I refused to open the door unless my parents would get me one of those gun & handcuffs toys (I already had 10s of them BTW). It was 1 am. Long story short, they had to wait 2 hours until our neighbor helped them climb into our rear garden and jimmy their way in through the back door. I was 4 years old.

    And I once stole 30,000 dinars (the equivalent of $ 10) in 1994 which, taking purchasing power and the exchange rates at the time, is equivalent to about $ 100 today. I bought candy, cookies and gum for all my friends and then rented all the 3 Segas at the local youth centre for 3 hours. And then I got everybody a burger or a hot dog.
    Even with all that spending, there was some 14,000 left so I threw them in the trash bin. Next day one the mother of one of my friends knocked on the door and told my mum about everything. We recovered the rest of the money and then I was grounded in the house for 3 days. I was 8.

    I have other stories but I have to have them corroborated by my parents before sharing them.
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #18 - May 19, 2010, 06:43 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on May 19, 2010, 06:38 PM
    I once locked myself inside the house with all the keys as my parents were getting the groceries out of the car boot.
    Then I refused to open the door unless my parents would get me one of those gun & handcuffs toys (I already had 10s of them BTW). It was 1 am. Long story short, they had to wait 2 hours until our neighbor helped them climb into our rear garden and jimmy their way in through the back door. I was 4 years old.


     Cheesy That's just fuckin great!

    Damn Iraqi terrorist-- "You will give me a gun and handcuffs if you ever want to enter your house again"

    So how much shit were you in when your parents finally made it inside?
    fuck you
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #19 - May 19, 2010, 06:55 PM
    I have no recollection of the aftermath.

    On a related note, I don't know what the reason is but I was obsessed with these toys. Particularly the handcuffs. I liked the gun too but the first thing I would so once I opened the thing is THAT I would handcuff myself and throw key in the toilet or hide it under the sofa. Then I would go to mum screaming at the top of my lungs "FREE ME...FREE ME FROM THE HANDCUFFS..FREE ME"   Cheesy

    Probably a sign of latent kinkiness.  Wink
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #20 - May 19, 2010, 07:05 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on May 19, 2010, 05:31 PM
    Insects and arachnids don't count.

    When I was a kid (in my country of origin), I went through a short spell when I was obsessed with making little traps.  I wanted to test one of my trap ideas on a cat one day.  I made a little noose from a short rope and went on top of a table after putting some food on the floor for the cat to eat.  I managed to thread the noose around the cat's head and the cat suddenly ran away into the bushes with it's head leashed in my rope noose!!.  ohmy Embarrassed Luckily I realised what I had just done and my quick thinking got me to keep holding onto the rope rather than let go of it.  The cat too stopped as soon as it felt the pain.  I calmly realeased the cat (which scratched my hand in anger), and I felt very, very, very guilt about it.  I promise I am not a psychopath because I was a kid and I didn't know what I was doing.  And I felt guilty about it afterwards.
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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #21 - May 19, 2010, 08:07 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on May 19, 2010, 06:55 PM
    I have no recollection of the aftermath.

    On a related note, I don't know what the reason is but I was obsessed with these toys. Particularly the handcuffs. I liked the gun too but the first thing I would so once I opened the thing is THAT I would handcuff myself and throw key in the toilet or hide it under the sofa. Then I would go to mum screaming at the top of my lungs "FREE ME...FREE ME FROM THE HANDCUFFS..FREE ME"   Cheesy

    Probably a sign of latent kinkiness.  Wink


    ROFL
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #22 - May 20, 2010, 07:36 AM
     Cheesy Pesky kids.
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #23 - May 20, 2010, 08:33 AM
    I jumped out of the car window when I was about 3, whilst it was still moving.

    My parents didnt realise until later, after they called my name & I didnt reply.  They turned the car round and found me in the middle of a car jam.  I lady had stopped her car after seeing me on the road, picked me up and offerred me back to my parents.

    After looking at my last 2 entries in this thread, I am beginning to realise that I am lucky to be alive.
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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #24 - May 20, 2010, 08:49 AM
    And yet you deny the favours of Allah?  Cry
  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #25 - May 20, 2010, 09:37 AM
    Quote from: atheist.pk on May 19, 2010, 05:29 PM
    I was too scared to do anything mischievous.  Huh?  wacko

    Me too lol
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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #26 - May 20, 2010, 10:39 AM
    I was a pretty good kid as well as crossing my mother would mean weeks of emotional guilt tripping and the silent treatment. My mother is a force of nature not to be reckoned with!   Plus I learnt from my older brother's mistakes and ensuing punishments.  grin12

    On the same subject my bandleader recently did a workshop at a school and some of the students managed to break a TRIANGLE!  For those of you who don't know what a musical triangle looks like, it's this:



    It takes a LOT of strength to break on of those!  Appearantly they were trying to pull the two ends apart and it snapped.  They also broke some of the brand new hand bells that he had just bought.   wacko

    I'm never having kids.
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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #27 - May 20, 2010, 10:56 AM
    Woah, you guys were wild. I don't think I was such a bad kid. Well, once my parents had the living room walls painted and the minute I was left alone I grabbed one of my dad's belts and starts hitting a wall with it. Left a lot of little holes. My parents were livid. But that's not such a big deal, is it?

    Oh yeah, once my mother bathed and changed me, and a few minutes later she walked in on me in the kitchen pouring powder milk all over my head. I was about two. For some reason she loves to tell that story.
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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #28 - May 20, 2010, 11:07 AM
    I don't have a good memory and my Mother doesn't like me (or so she says. She secretly likes me. I'm her dirty little secret), and nor did she really take care of me as a baby so i'd have to ask relatives about stories as a child.

    I did break my cousins foot once. Then I booked it home.

    and I was a bully.

    I made a boy cry in the 6th grade. He told me this this year.

    I used to break a glass at dinner-time everday.

    I tried to hang off the pole thing over the bathroom when I was little and crashed the entire thing. (It was weak...I promise)

    The other day I accidentally broke my mothers new decoration thing. She'd bought it that very day.

    And I could go on but i'll spare you.  dance whistling2 whistling2
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  • Re: shitmykidsruined.com
     Reply #29 - May 20, 2010, 11:21 AM
    You sound like you were bundles of fun! Tongue

    I once emptied a pot of curry on the head of a host who had invited us over for dinner when I was about 4. 
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