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 Topic: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!

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  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #60 - May 20, 2010, 08:44 PM

    Why is that for the best?  You dont know, you might have built up the courage to ask a girl out, date her for a while, fall in love, maybe not.  But you would have been more confident at least, and it would have added to your life experiences?  Little chance of that happening in Saudi.. something I would definitely regret for the rest of my life as a chance missed.  


    It's for the best because I became a muslim again.. I heard once a man tries sex, he can never quit!  Smiley

    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #61 - May 20, 2010, 08:45 PM

    Geez, dude, you make it seem like being a basehead.

    fuck you
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #62 - May 20, 2010, 08:45 PM

    debunker,

    i thought it was a bit odd, then i just thought - well that's debunker for you  Wink
    nah, let's just chill, we don't have to agree on everything  far away hug

    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #63 - May 20, 2010, 08:49 PM

    I see hot chicks with average or even below-average lookin dudes all the time-- sometimes they don't even have money either.


    and that always baffles me.

    Quote
    Wow, that's sad dude-- you're gonna get over your insecurities around women by getting married?

    If I were you, I'd stick in the US for a while longer and just resolve myself to try to pick up every pretty girl I see.


    probably what I meant was I'd get over the fact that I have been deprived of sex for all these years by finally getting married... in any case, I would have taken your advice if I were still a Deist, but being a practicing Muslim, that's impossible.

    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #64 - May 20, 2010, 08:51 PM

    you started hanging out with girls at 16?!I was still cooing and drooling, like a baby at that age.

    Well not really "hanging", I meant talking to girls as in clubs (social family clubs not night clubs !!), private tutor classes, national & regional extra-curricular events, weddings, family gatherings, and the odd occasion when I accompanied my playa friend to his date (like Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci in Goodfellas).....
    I didn't start hanging out with girls, and going out to cafes and restaurants until the first year of uni when I was 18. And even then it was a group thing which helped take the pressure off. I didn't go out on a proper date until I was 20.
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #65 - May 20, 2010, 08:51 PM

    It's for the best because I became a muslim again.. I heard once a man tries sex, he can never quit!  Smiley

    What made you become deist and how long for, and what made you change your mind?  Did you ever tell anybody you left Islam when you were a deist?

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  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #66 - May 20, 2010, 08:51 PM

    I'm still a virgin.
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #67 - May 20, 2010, 08:53 PM

    The butt counts, BD

    fuck you
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #68 - May 20, 2010, 08:53 PM

    Debunker, the beautiful girl asks you " How many today?" .... How many WHAT today? I would be confused if some hot girl comes to me and asks: How many today? or did I not get your post? Cheesy

    ...
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #69 - May 20, 2010, 08:54 PM

    What the hell? Are you a hunchback? A midget? Are your front teeth missing? Why do you always put yourself down like that when it comes to women and relationships? I've seen a picture of you and thought you're pretty good looking.


    Nah, I just have bouts of uncontrollable flatulence.  Tongue

    Really though, I've never been particularly lucky with women. Some people are lucky, and some aren't. There are plenty of ugly guys that end up with really nice women.

    Sure, I can get on with women fine, but for the most part, the ones I know are either going out with someone already, or not interested.

    And I've learned that it's just best not to get your hopes up. The girl I was talking about, I was quite sure she liked me, but she didn't. So, one is always best being indifferent. Otherwise, you set yourself up for a kick in the nuts.
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #70 - May 20, 2010, 08:54 PM

    debunker,

    i thought it was a bit odd, then i just thought - well that's debunker for you  Wink
    nah, let's just chill, we don't have to agree on everything  far away hug


    Wow, Abu... you're so primed for apostasy... I think if I prepared that post for you, you'd crack... never mind... you're happy with what you believe, so I hope you the best.  far away hug

    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #71 - May 20, 2010, 08:55 PM

    I'm still a virgin.


    Well don't get stressed about it. I know what you youngsters are like - it like becomes a big deal in your mind.

  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #72 - May 20, 2010, 08:56 PM

    The butt counts, BD


    You crack me up Q  Cheesy
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #73 - May 20, 2010, 08:56 PM

    Well not really "hanging", I meant talking to girls as in clubs (social family clubs not night clubs !!), private tutor classes, national & regional extra-curricular events, weddings, family gatherings, and the odd occasion when I accompanied my playa friend to his date (like Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci in Goodfellas).....
    I didn't start hanging out with girls, and going out to cafes and restaurants until the first year of uni when I was 18. And even then it was a group thing which helped take the pressure off. I didn't go out on a proper date until I was 20.


    20 is still frigging young!

    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #74 - May 20, 2010, 08:59 PM

    debunker, you grew up in a completely sexually segregated society, IA did not. That's the difference. Islam fucked you and fucked you hard, you shouldn't be happy you went back.

    fuck you
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #75 - May 20, 2010, 09:00 PM

    I'm still a virgin.

    I was a late blossomer too, dont worry about it.  When it eventually happens, it will have been worth waiting for.  Trust me.  Only problem is that you will probably completely fall head over heels with whoever its with, and wont be able to see past their faults if they have any.

    Thats why I recommend paying for it.  Call it protection money if you like.

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  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #76 - May 20, 2010, 09:02 PM

    Were you serious, then, BD?

    If so, this vvvvvv

    Thats why I recommend paying for it.


    is a good idea.

    fuck you
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #77 - May 20, 2010, 09:03 PM

    Paying for it sucks!
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #78 - May 20, 2010, 09:05 PM

    debunker, you grew up in a completely sexually segregated society, IA did not. That's the difference. Islam fucked you and fucked you hard, you shouldn't be happy you went back.


    Hmmm? well, do you recommend then I liberate Abu from Islam? Because I KNOW I can do it... only thing is, I'm afraid it would ruin his life (you know, he's married to a Muslim woman he loves dearly, and has a son, etc, etc).

    As for me, I know I will be forever a Muslim.

    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #79 - May 20, 2010, 09:05 PM

    Paying for it sucks!

    How do you know?

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  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #80 - May 20, 2010, 09:07 PM

    I was only joking. I'm not a virgin :( I'm a dirty whore.


     dance

    No but seriously it would be fun to be a virgin for one night only, just to have that weird full-body twist when you first you know... undress.
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #81 - May 20, 2010, 09:07 PM

    What made you become deist and how long for, and what made you change your mind?  Did you ever tell anybody you left Islam when you were a deist?

    ?

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  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #82 - May 20, 2010, 09:09 PM

    Paying for it sucks!


    Hey man, you can be all cheap with your free sex, but we all know the good stuff you gotta pay for  Cheesy

    Seriously, it does suck. I lost my virginity to a prostitute when I was 15 and it was horrible sex, but all the same, the deed was done and I had some confidence after that. Paid for it 3 times since then, though not in several years. Only one of the experiences would I classify as "good sex", mostly cause she was into it and she was really friendly and nice.


    fuck you
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #83 - May 20, 2010, 09:12 PM

    Hey man, you can be all cheap with your free sex, but we all know the good stuff you gotta pay for  Cheesy

    Seriously, it does suck. I lost my virginity to a prostitute when I was 15 and it was horrible sex, but all the same, the deed was done and I had some confidence after that. Paid for it 3 times since then, though not in several years. Only one of the experiences would I classify as "good sex", mostly cause she was into it and she was really friendly and nice.




    My dad took me to a prostitute aged 16 as he was worried I might be gay - worst experience of my life!
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #84 - May 20, 2010, 09:13 PM

    what happened?

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  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #85 - May 20, 2010, 09:13 PM

    My dad took me to a prostitute aged 16 as he was worried I might be gay - worst experience of my life!


    ROFL

    Please you need to tell us more.
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #86 - May 20, 2010, 09:13 PM

    Cool dad  grin12

    fuck you
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #87 - May 20, 2010, 09:14 PM

    I wish my dad thought I was gay when I was 16  Cry And forced me to have sex with a prostitute. I'd wear a "#1 Dad" t-shirt in his honour.
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #88 - May 20, 2010, 09:15 PM

     Cheesy

    fuck you
  • Re: Dr Debunker, Good Luck!
     Reply #89 - May 20, 2010, 09:16 PM

    My dad took me to a prostitute aged 16 as he was worried I might be gay - worst experience of my life!


    Do you remember his name?









    ....sorry, ya'll, had to

    fuck you
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