What the hell? Are you a hunchback? A midget? Are your front teeth missing? Why do you always put yourself down like that when it comes to women and relationships? I've seen a picture of you and thought you're pretty good looking.
Nah, I just have bouts of uncontrollable flatulence.

Really though, I've never been particularly lucky with women. Some people are lucky, and some aren't. There are plenty of ugly guys that end up with really nice women.
Sure, I can get on with women fine, but for the most part, the ones I know are either going out with someone already, or not interested.
And I've learned that it's just best not to get your hopes up. The girl I was talking about, I was quite sure she liked me, but she didn't. So, one is always best being indifferent. Otherwise, you set yourself up for a kick in the nuts.