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 Topic: How to survive Ramadan?!

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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #270 - August 10, 2010, 03:33 PM
    Quote from: Paloma on August 10, 2010, 12:18 PM
    Well, that solves the problem of accidentally getting water in your mouth while swimming doesn´t it ? I mean, so long as you don´t swallow it, you are OK.


    I did not enjoy gulping two mouthfuls of chlorine water this morning for breakfast while trying on a nose clip!
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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #271 - August 10, 2010, 03:39 PM
    Quote from: Abood on August 10, 2010, 09:27 AM
    We need to compile a list of food that can be snuck and eaten easily.


    Well, in general the best practice is to wait until the rents are out and then just tactfully munch away food in the kitchen/food storage place. Try to brush your teeth of course.

    Food that I've snuck in the past:
    - biscuits
    - jaffa cakes (I don't like them though)
    - chocolate bars
    - flapjacks
    - water (do watch out the number of times you go to the loo though ...)
    - and if you are feeling daring ... a pack of crisps! So loud to open and eat but so gooood mmm  McCoys .... *drool*

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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #272 - August 10, 2010, 03:42 PM
    Lol, I would never dare eat chips. That's just asking to be caught.
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #273 - August 10, 2010, 03:51 PM
    Ohh but it's a good thrill when you get away with it! Food & adrenaline rush grin12

    Okay sorry all - I'm not advocating you to do extreme things here. Unless you like being extreme.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttz5oPpF1Js

    What's more scary, getting caught eating or the above? Grin
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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #274 - August 10, 2010, 04:00 PM
    Getting caught eating.

    Grin
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #275 - August 10, 2010, 04:19 PM
    Hmmm interesting.

    What is more scary (part deux): Getting caught eating a pack of delicious crisps, with your desk uncovered with food in your room by your parents over Ramadan or:

    - a bungee jump?
    - a sky-jump?
    - a swim with eletric eels in a small fishtank?
    - or ... fit into a barrel and be chucked down Niagra Falls?
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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #276 - August 10, 2010, 04:20 PM
    Shocked
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #277 - August 10, 2010, 04:26 PM
    Don't eat chips, kids. The salt will make you thirsty and you'll have to drink and that'll double the risk.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #278 - August 10, 2010, 04:38 PM
    In that case don't eat pretzels also!
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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #279 - August 10, 2010, 04:39 PM
    Not looking forward to Ramadan. Pretendng to be muslim is hard enough most of the time, but in Ramadan it's excruciatingly bad.
    Don't think I kept a single one last time round since I was whacking off all the time  dance. And I don't go to tarawi normally, heck I don't even go to Jumma.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #280 - August 10, 2010, 04:41 PM
    I've jacked off while in Mecca during the prayer call in Ramadan. The feeling of guilt was oh-so-amazing.

    Now all I need to do is get laid right in front of the Ka'aba. Maybe inside it.
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #281 - August 10, 2010, 04:43 PM
    LOL I deliberately whacked off while fasting for EXTRA sin. FEELS GOOD MAN.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #282 - August 10, 2010, 04:44 PM
    Wow, we are such kids, lol.
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #283 - August 10, 2010, 05:03 PM
    Am I the only one whose parents know that I'm an atheist?
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #284 - August 10, 2010, 05:06 PM
    Quote from: Abood on August 10, 2010, 04:41 PM
    I've jacked off while in Mecca during the prayer call in Ramadan. The feeling of guilt was oh-so-amazing.

    Now all I need to do is get laid right in front of the Ka'aba. Maybe inside it.

    Oh, wow. Just...wow. Isn't blaspheme fun?
    Quote from: xantar on August 10, 2010, 05:03 PM
    Am I the only one whose parents know that I'm an atheist?


    Maybe, mine certainly don't.
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on August 10, 2010, 04:39 PM
    Not looking forward to Ramadan. Pretendng to be muslim is hard enough most of the time, but in Ramadan it's excruciatingly bad.


    My thoughts exactly.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #285 - August 10, 2010, 05:09 PM
    Some people here have come out to their parents, but not many.
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #286 - August 10, 2010, 05:34 PM
    TV says Saudi announced Ramadan tomorrow.

     mysmilie_977
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #287 - August 10, 2010, 05:46 PM
    Well I have to say that I feel much better now that my parents know.
    My mother knows it for a few years, but I told my father just last month lol.
    He was a bit upset at first, I basically told him that he has to accept me for who I am and not for what I believe or not. And now we're again one happy family. I also have to say that I live by myself so I guess it's easier to say it when you don't live with your parents anymore.

  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #288 - August 10, 2010, 05:48 PM
    Quote from: Abood on August 10, 2010, 05:34 PM
    TV says Saudi announced Ramadan tomorrow.

     mysmilie_977


     piggy
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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #289 - August 10, 2010, 06:58 PM
    My mum's began the whole "start praying namaz, it's ramadan" nonsense.  Cheesy

    She know I haven't prayed in well over a year. She also keeps telling me that if I don't pray Jumma three weeks in a row, I stop being a muslim. The worst thing about it is that  she know that I haven't prayed jumma in over 52 weeks! She also keeps asking me what religion I believe in, to which I usually reply with silence.

    Doesn't say much about her intellectual abilities that she can't put two and two together.  Cheesy
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #290 - August 10, 2010, 07:06 PM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on August 10, 2010, 06:58 PM
    She also keeps asking me what religion I believe in, to which I usually reply with silence.

    Doesn't say much about her intellectual abilities that she can't put two and two together.  Cheesy


    Are you sure you aren't getting her confused with my mom? Cheesy
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #291 - August 10, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Unless and until you explicitly tell them you stopped believing, they're gonna keep assuming you're just being lazy and apathetic.
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #292 - August 10, 2010, 07:25 PM
    Yeah she keeps on saying that "everyone has a religion - what religion do you believe in."

    I don't think she even knows that there are people who don't believe in god.  Cry
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #293 - August 10, 2010, 07:55 PM
    Well then, tell her you're a Jew.

    Alternatively, just show up one day wearing a yarmulke. Afro
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #294 - August 10, 2010, 08:00 PM
    Being a christian is so much easier lol. Just say you believe that jesus is the son of god and you're saved - don't have to do anything else.
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #295 - August 10, 2010, 08:16 PM
    Amen!  My sect had stricter requirements or be considered a Mormon murtard, go evangelical so much easier.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
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    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #296 - August 11, 2010, 01:06 AM
    I just fasted for 15 minutes. Grin

    Broke my fast with some dates, and got some stashed for tomorrow.
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #297 - August 11, 2010, 01:15 AM
    ^ Congratulations.
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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #298 - August 11, 2010, 01:24 AM
    Thanks. Smiley
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #299 - August 11, 2010, 02:56 AM
    Did you make the intention, otherwise technically you didn't break it lol.

    I've just had sehri and am gonna go bed soon.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

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