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Catholic magazine FAIL
OP - June 07, 2010, 04:35 PM

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/06/catholic-magazine-fail.html

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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #1 - June 07, 2010, 04:46 PM

There's nothing wrong with that picture at all. That's simply one guy anointing another guy's head, what's wrong with that?

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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #2 - June 07, 2010, 04:50 PM

What's wrong with it is that it says "Vermont Catholic." Everyone knows Vermont is the most progressive state in the union. They don't have a socialist senator for no reason.
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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #3 - June 07, 2010, 05:05 PM

[Insert something smart and sarcastic]
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Reply #4 - June 07, 2010, 05:07 PM

You could've put a photo of me.
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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #5 - June 07, 2010, 06:13 PM

I thought this was funny because the "t" just looks like a cross so it reads, "vermon catholic"... (vermin)

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Reply #6 - June 07, 2010, 06:18 PM

I would have thought the guy's head would be lower than that.... what do you think that says about the priestly dude *gasp*
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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #7 - June 07, 2010, 06:21 PM

lol good observation z10

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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #8 - June 07, 2010, 07:11 PM

Quote from: z10 on June 07, 2010, 06:13 PM
I thought this was funny because the "t" just looks like a cross so it reads, "vermon catholic"... (vermin)
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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #9 - June 07, 2010, 07:38 PM

Quote from: Abood on June 07, 2010, 05:07 PM
You could've put a photo of me.

Don't want to frighten the children now, do we?
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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #10 - June 07, 2010, 09:42 PM

Just a bit... lower... and...
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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #11 - June 07, 2010, 10:30 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on June 07, 2010, 07:38 PM
Don't want to frighten the children now, do we?

Yeh, I understand. Sets the standards for sexy way too high.
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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #12 - June 07, 2010, 10:33 PM

Quote from: CocoPop on June 07, 2010, 06:18 PM
I would have thought the guy's head would be lower than that....

Not if the priest has a long shlong

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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #13 - June 07, 2010, 10:35 PM

Yeh, Christians are known for having "long shlongs".
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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #14 - June 07, 2010, 10:37 PM

Quote from: Abood on June 07, 2010, 10:35 PM
Yeh, Christians are known for having "long shlongs".

(Clicky for piccy!)

Was that a 6 pack badly drawn? Or was it really a long shlong?

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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #15 - June 07, 2010, 10:46 PM

Some Christians argue that it's a badly-drawn abdomen, but Christianity (and religion in general) is rife with sexual references. I have a friend who took a class on religion and sexuality and he told me that there's a whole book written about "the erection motif" in representations of Jesus.
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Reply #16 - June 08, 2010, 01:38 PM

that sounds like an interesting class

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Re: Catholic magazine FAIL
Reply #17 - June 08, 2010, 01:40 PM

Muhammad died with an erection too. He was so excited to meet Allah couldn't keep it in his pants.
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