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 Topic: Drinking while standing?

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  • Drinking while standing?
     OP - June 13, 2010, 11:07 PM
     Cheesy

    I got this email from a friend where he says that for health reasons I should not drink while standing. He said that a doctor he knows (a Muslim doctor of course) has told him that when standing the water will rush quickly to the stomach and hit its walls due to hieght, while during sitting the water runs gently to the floor of the stomach and hence does not casue irritation to the stomach. I laughed at him and send him this:

    Attached image is missing * drinking while standing.jpg (31.09 KB, 489x355 - viewed 629 times.)
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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #1 - June 13, 2010, 11:15 PM
    I forgot to mention that he said the Prophet (Salla Walla Halla) said that! So we know who was asleep during anatomy lessons!  Afro
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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #2 - June 14, 2010, 12:13 AM
     Cheesy

    Great explanation btw  Afro
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #3 - June 14, 2010, 12:22 AM
    Obviously Moe confused the stomach with the intestines.
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #4 - June 14, 2010, 12:56 AM
    i like to pee standing up.
    If you ask me to define anything i will slap you with my pimp hand and make you cry like a biatch.

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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #5 - June 14, 2010, 01:04 AM
    I like to pee standing as well... on my hands, that is.
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #6 - June 14, 2010, 01:11 AM
    hope you don't do that in the men's toilets, it can be quite messy on the floor.
    If you ask me to define anything i will slap you with my pimp hand and make you cry like a biatch.

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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #7 - June 14, 2010, 02:28 AM
    Quote from: Abood on June 14, 2010, 12:22 AM
    Obviously Moe confused the stomach with the intestines.


    Cheesy actually this is a hell of a scientific error of Hadeaths among others.
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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #8 - June 14, 2010, 04:18 AM
    lol i have heard this shit before too.

    pseudoscience Roll Eyes
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #9 - June 14, 2010, 04:33 PM
    the sad part is muslims try to justify mo's mistakes using science to say he was right
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #10 - June 14, 2010, 04:54 PM
    I'm so defiant to Mo that I drink while WALKING. THAT'S RIGHT.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #11 - June 14, 2010, 05:12 PM
    People drink while jogging all the time. Nothing seems to go wrong!  Cheesy

    And what about long distance (Marathon) runners?  whistling2
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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #12 - June 14, 2010, 05:16 PM
    muslim men pee sitting.. just like a girl.

    biaatch
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #13 - June 14, 2010, 05:20 PM
    Actually come to think of it, Muslims always claim that Farting Fasting and Praying has much health benifets that we should continously practice them.

    Interestingly, I asked my mother the other day, why she has bad knees just like most of the people we know. They all seems to have back problem and knee pains although the pray and fast alot. She looked at me as if I was the devil!  signmuahaha
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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #14 - June 14, 2010, 05:24 PM
    Its absolutely true. The knee joint is a very sensitive spot if you bend it that way repeatedly a lot. Salat is extremely bad for knee health and bending it like that is unatural.

    Besides, bending over 5 times a day is pretty gay.

    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #15 - June 14, 2010, 07:13 PM
    It is like saying:

    We should pee sitting down because when you stand and pee the piss hits the toilet with force and over time can damage it

     Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #16 - June 14, 2010, 11:21 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on June 14, 2010, 05:24 PM
    Its absolutely true. The knee joint is a very sensitive spot if you bend it that way repeatedly a lot. Salat is extremely bad for knee health and bending it like that is unatural.

    Besides, bending over 5 times a day is pretty gay.



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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #17 - June 15, 2010, 08:04 AM
    Quote from: canex on June 14, 2010, 07:13 PM
    It is like saying:

    We should pee sitting down because when you stand and pee the piss hits the toilet with force and over time can damage it

     Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


    I think that could be correct to some degree. Maybe if the piss hits the toilet for 5000 years, maybe then we can see some effect.

    However, with the "drinking while sitting or standing" issue, the distance from your mouth to the stomach does not change!
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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #18 - June 15, 2010, 09:37 AM
    I remember when I was doing my Civil Service exams back in March (results wont come out until September) and before the exams a lot of candidates would want to drink water. Now a lot of them would fill their glass up from the cooler and sit down at the nearest possible seat to drink slowly. Taking their time, whilst sitting, because its Sunnah.

    And here I was sitting next to that very seat near the cooler with a smirk on my face quietly going "Muslims....tell them eating shit is Sunnah convincingly and they will do it".
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #19 - June 15, 2010, 09:48 AM
    Quote from: atheist.pk on June 15, 2010, 09:37 AM
    "Muslims....tell them eating shit is Sunnah convincingly and they will do it".


    Oh you didn't know they do?

    There is this Hadeath about dipping flys that fall in the water and drink it. Now I wonder where was that fly standing before you dipped it in the water?

    Perhabs, this?


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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #20 - June 15, 2010, 10:50 AM
    Yeah, I got told off for drinking whilst standing before.

    Never understood all the mindless apeing of the Prophet... and Muslims are supposedly iconoclasts?!   Huh?
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #21 - June 15, 2010, 08:29 PM
    lol
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #22 - June 19, 2010, 12:34 AM
    Quote from: RIBS on June 15, 2010, 09:48 AM
    Oh you didn't know they do?

    There is this Hadeath about dipping flys that fall in the water and drink it. Now I wonder where was that fly standing before you dipped it in the water?




     actually did u know that fly have wings that are clean something to do with antibacterial properties in them. so its actually good for u to dip flys like that

    In Australia, a team from the Department of Biological Sciences, Macquarie University, worked on a research to prove that flies have remarkable antimicrobial defenses. The team's leader, Dr. Joanne Clarke proved this discovery through a number of experiments.

    "Our research is a small part of a global research effort for new antibiotics, but we are looking where we believe no-one has looked before,? said Dr. Clarke, who presented the team?s findings at the Australian Society for Microbiological Conference in Melbourne.

    She added, "We are now trying to identify the specific antibacterial compounds which will be chemically synthesized from the surface of the flies."

    Another researcher from Tokyo University, Dr. Juan Alvarez Bravo confirms that in the near future "people will be astonished to find that flies are being used as antibiotics in the hospitals."

    He also assures that scientists are working on the flies to get a number of effective remedies for different diseases.
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #23 - June 19, 2010, 12:37 AM
    Researches and scientists proved that in the flies' stomach there are some parasites in the form of circular cells. These cells contain of a specific enzyme. In no time, those cells spread out to the surface of the fly through the joints of its stomach. Due to an inner pressure of each cell (caused for example by drowning the fly), it explodes and results its contents in a form of a liquid spray of this enzyme which has strong properties and abilities to dissolve all microbes. By drowning the fly, the inner pressure of the cell is occurred, so the enzyme will come out and kill all the bacteria caused by the fly and this is why Islam demands drowning the fly

    so i dont believe thats false? what u guys think?
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #24 - June 19, 2010, 12:40 AM
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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #25 - June 19, 2010, 02:03 AM
    Quote from: Iblis on June 14, 2010, 05:16 PM
    muslim men pee sitting.. just like a girl.

    biaatch


    Yea I piss standing up...if I shake off my dick and get a tiny drop on my boxers I won't do anything about it either. Feels good man.

    Brb getting tortured in my grave

    Quote from: hidden12 on June 19, 2010, 12:37 AM
    Researches and scientists proved that in the flies' stomach there are some parasites in the form of circular cells. These cells contain of a specific enzyme. In no time, those cells spread out to the surface of the fly through the joints of its stomach. Due to an inner pressure of each cell (caused for example by drowning the fly), it explodes and results its contents in a form of a liquid spray of this enzyme which has strong properties and abilities to dissolve all microbes. By drowning the fly, the inner pressure of the cell is occurred, so the enzyme will come out and kill all the bacteria caused by the fly and this is why Islam demands drowning the fly

    so i dont believe thats false? what u guys think?


    To be honest I heard this too.
    I'm an asshat.
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #26 - June 19, 2010, 02:18 AM
    wow, i guess the fly really shows that the quran IS from god. and who knew doing wudu (washing yourself) could have health benefits?! miracle!! well, im off growing my beard back out and start praying again so that i wont fry in hell later on  grin12
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #27 - June 19, 2010, 04:02 AM
    Quote from: hidden12 on June 19, 2010, 12:34 AM
    actually did u know that fly have wings that are clean something to do with antibacterial properties in them. so its actually good for u to dip flys like that

    In Australia, a team from the Department of Biological Sciences, Macquarie University, worked on a research to prove that flies have remarkable antimicrobial defenses. The team's leader, Dr. Joanne Clarke proved this discovery through a number of experiments.

    "Our research is a small part of a global research effort for new antibiotics, but we are looking where we believe no-one has looked before,? said Dr. Clarke, who presented the team?s findings at the Australian Society for Microbiological Conference in Melbourne.

    She added, "We are now trying to identify the specific antibacterial compounds which will be chemically synthesized from the surface of the flies."

    Another researcher from Tokyo University, Dr. Juan Alvarez Bravo confirms that in the near future "people will be astonished to find that flies are being used as antibiotics in the hospitals."

    He also assures that scientists are working on the flies to get a number of effective remedies for different diseases.



    Do you have a link to this please?
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  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #28 - July 12, 2010, 08:09 PM
    It's bullshit. Flies are some of the dirtiest insects we know, probably carry as many pathogens as mosquitos. For fucks sake they LOVE shit, they're attracted to pungent odours such as H2S (usually found in shit). How anybody be so stupid? Why do you think you're told to cook anything you eat? to kill bacteria. Mo was obviously too stingy to waste water that a fly landed in or something.
    Be yourself.
  • Re: Drinking while standing?
     Reply #29 - July 12, 2010, 08:19 PM
    f
    Quote from: AbbasMerali on July 12, 2010, 08:09 PM
    It's bullshit. Flies are some of the dirtiest insects we know, probably carry as many pathogens as mosquitos. For fucks sake they LOVE shit, they're attracted to pungent odours such as H2S (usually found in shit). How anybody be so stupid? Why do you think you're told to cook anything you eat? to kill bacteria. Mo was obviously too stingy to waste water that a fly landed in or something.


    Yes, it's total "bullshit". There is no need for you to do any research into the matter Abbas.

    In fact, after reading your post I realized just how stupid I was and left Islam.



































    PS: I cook EVERYTHING I eat...this includes apples, oranges and ice cream
    Currently ignoring:

    - Jinn and Tonic

    - Nour
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