I was at my sons birth, it is the single most mind-blowing event in my life ever. Once he had crowned ( head out ,body still to come out ) the doctor asked if I wanted to support the head and wait for the last couple of pushes. He didnt have to ask twice. Yes sure, reading the graphic nature of the process above it sounds grusome and gory but becuase it was my own child I was so blissed out by the whole thing none of that registered ,I guess you realise that this is something way more important than your sensitivy to body matter and yukky pungent fluids. I dont even recall if she shat herself which is a shame becuase it would have been the perfect nugget of information to use during one of the pre-divorce arguements.
'' I want a divorce, you are a prick' ''' you can have it , elastic anus '
Yep totally agree. It's one of my most memorable moments. Also no shitting too. Either I never noticed or it did not happen.
I had to almost bribe the hospital to let me attend the birth. In my country it is unheard of before. However, I was only successful to attend 2 of my boys births. They refused and said it was un-Islamic for me to be in women's ward. I told them I am here for my wife and baby and to look at other women.... They never understood what I was saying.