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  • If you were a serial killer.....
     OP - June 16, 2010, 05:42 PM
    What kind of serial killer would you be?

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    You'd be an impulsive killer. You'll murder when the oppourtunity arises, then leave the body where you killed it. You'll evade capture not through intelligence, but through constant movement. You won't kill for the person, you'll kill for material gain. Your goal is finance, not a psychopathic compulsion- but you have absolutely no problem killing as many people as necessary to get what you want.



    http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_serial_killer_would_you_be
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #1 - June 16, 2010, 05:43 PM
    My mother would love you.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #2 - June 16, 2010, 05:44 PM
     Cheesy

    Take the quiz.   dance
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #3 - June 16, 2010, 05:47 PM
    Your Result: Disorganized and Hedonistic

    You'd be an impulsive killer. You'll murder when the oppourtunity arises, then leave the body where you killed it. You'll evade capture not through intelligence, but through constant movement. You'll kill for the sheer pleasure of killing. The aspect that you'd enjoy varies- the chase, perhaps, or torturing and abusing the victim before their death. Maybe you'd be a necrophiliac or a cannibal. Murders excite you, either emotionally or sexually. You're disgusting, man.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #4 - June 16, 2010, 05:48 PM
    How come the word hedonist always comes up when I do these quizzes? And I was such a nice boy.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #5 - June 16, 2010, 05:49 PM
    Disorganized and Gain-Oriented

    Quote
    You'd be an impulsive killer. You'll murder when the oppourtunity arises, then leave the body where you killed it. You'll evade capture not through intelligence, but through constant movement. You won't kill for the person, you'll kill for material gain. Your goal is finance, not a psychopathic compulsion- but you have absolutely no problem killing as many people as necessary to get what you want.

  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #6 - June 16, 2010, 05:50 PM
    Quote
    Maybe you'd be a necrophiliac or a cannibal.


     Cheesy

    Its not everyday you hear that about yourself.  
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #7 - June 16, 2010, 05:51 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy dance
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #8 - June 16, 2010, 05:51 PM
    Me and Boo are the same type of serial killer.  Maybe we should team up.   devil girl
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #9 - June 16, 2010, 05:52 PM
    Probably end up killing each other.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #10 - June 16, 2010, 05:54 PM
    Well, at least he's not likely to eat me or do the nasty with my still warm corpse.   nyanya
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #11 - June 16, 2010, 05:55 PM
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    You're a planner. You'd carefully plot each murder, and carry it out methodically. You'll kill them in one location and move them to another later, and you'll study up your forensic science. The good news is, you're much harder to catch. You won't kill for the person, you'll kill for material gain. Your goal is finance, not a psychopathic compulsion- but you have absolutely no problem killing as many people as necessary to get what you want.


    Naah, rubbish, I would never kill for money. I specifically answer never kill for wealth and still says "I have no problem killing"  finmad
    ...
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #12 - June 16, 2010, 05:55 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on June 16, 2010, 05:54 PM
    Well, at least he's not likely to eat me or do the nasty with my still warm corpse.   nyanya


    What can I say, its in my nature.

    *leans in to sniff*

    *sniffs*

    *smacks lips*

    I bet u goona taste guud
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #13 - June 16, 2010, 06:03 PM
    You're a planner. You'd carefully plot each murder, and carry it out methodically. You'll kill them in one location and move them to another later, and you'll study up your forensic science. The good news is, you're much harder to catch. You won't kill for the person, you'll kill for material gain. Your goal is finance, not a psychopathic compulsion- but you have absolutely no problem killing as many people as necessary to get what you want.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #14 - June 16, 2010, 06:06 PM
    Quote
    Disorganized and Gain-Oriented

    You'd be an impulsive killer. You'll murder when the oppourtunity arises, then leave the body where you killed it. You'll evade capture not through intelligence, but through constant movement. You won't kill for the person, you'll kill for material gain. Your goal is finance, not a psychopathic compulsion- but you have absolutely no problem killing as many people as necessary to get what you want.


    WTF? I just answered I wouldn't kill anyone for money!
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #15 - June 16, 2010, 06:25 PM
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    Your Result: Organized Visionary
     
    You're a planner. You'd carefully plot each murder, and carry it out methodically. You'll kill them in one location and move them to another later, and you'll study up your forensic science. The good news is, you're much harder to catch. The reason for your killing is simple: you're delusional. You'll go absolutely bonkers and in your insane fantasies, you'll come up with a reason why someone must die. This is good, though. Visionary serial killers wind up in mental institutions, not on Death Row.



    Apparently Im organized. lol

    Then again, it seems kind of accurate somehow.
    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #16 - June 16, 2010, 06:32 PM
    What Kind of Serial Killer Would You Be?
    Your Result: Organized and Mission-Oriented
     

    You're a planner. You'd carefully plot each murder, and carry it out methodically. You'll kill them in one location and move them to another later, and you'll study up your forensic science. The good news is, you're much harder to catch. You'll have a specific reason to kill. You'll target a specific group, like prostitutes or members of a minority, and you'll believe their deaths are justified on the grounds that you're "cleansing" the earth of that particular kind of people. You'll think you're helping society.
    Organized and Hedonistic   

    RIGHHHTTTTTTTT   
     
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #17 - June 16, 2010, 06:37 PM
    Quote from: CocoPop on June 16, 2010, 06:03 PM
    You're a planner. You'd carefully plot each murder, and carry it out methodically. You'll kill them in one location and move them to another later, and you'll study up your forensic science. The good news is, you're much harder to catch. You won't kill for the person, you'll kill for material gain. Your goal is finance, not a psychopathic compulsion- but you have absolutely no problem killing as many people as necessary to get what you want.


    You are the copy cat killer, I was the original!  Check my post above dance
    ...
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #18 - June 16, 2010, 06:48 PM
    Quote
    Your Result: Organized and Goal-Oriented
     

    You're a planner. You'd carefully plot each murder, and carry it out methodically. You'll kill them in one location and move them to another later, and you'll study up your forensic science. The good news is, you're much harder to catch. You won't kill for the person, you'll kill for material gain. Your goal is finance, not a psychopathic compulsion- but you have absolutely no problem killing as many people as necessary to get what you want.

    fuck you
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #19 - June 16, 2010, 06:56 PM
    You're a planner. You'd carefully plot each murder, and carry it out methodically. You'll kill them in one location and move them to another later, and you'll study up your forensic science. The good news is, you're much harder to catch. You'll kill for the sheer pleasure of killing. The aspect that you'd enjoy varies- the chase, perhaps, or torturing and abusing the victims before their deaths. Maybe you'd be a necrophiliac or a cannibal. Murders excite you, either emotionally or sexually. You're disgusting, man.
     
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #20 - June 16, 2010, 06:56 PM
    Your Result: Organized Visionary
     
    You're a planner. You'd carefully plot each murder, and carry it out methodically. You'll kill them in one location and move them to another later, and you'll study up your forensic science. The good news is, you're much harder to catch. The reason for your killing is simple: you're delusional. You'll go absolutely bonkers and in your insane fantasies, you'll come up with a reason why someone must die. This is good, though. Visionary serial killers wind up in mental institutions, not on Death Row.
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #21 - June 16, 2010, 06:57 PM
    lmao, mine is awesome!
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #22 - June 16, 2010, 06:58 PM
    Quote
    Your Result: Organized and Mission-Oriented
     
    You're a planner. You'd carefully plot each murder, and carry it out methodically. You'll kill them in one location and move them to another later, and you'll study up your forensic science. The good news is, you're much harder to catch. You'll have a specific reason to kill. You'll target a specific group, like prostitutes or members of a minority, and you'll believe their deaths are justified on the grounds that you're "cleansing" the earth of that particular kind of people. You'll think you're helping society.


    wtf? i voted YES on prostitution being legalised and NO on viewing people from other religions etc being inferior.

    bullshit poll.  Roll Eyes
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #23 - June 16, 2010, 06:59 PM
    yap
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #24 - June 16, 2010, 07:41 PM
    Got the same as Atheist.pk.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #25 - June 17, 2010, 02:23 AM
    Your Result: Disorganized Visionary
     

    You'd be an impulsive killer. You'll murder when the oppourtunity arises, then leave the body where you killed it. You'll evade capture not through intelligence, but through constant movement. The reason for your killing is simple: you're delusional. You'll go absolutely bonkers and in your insane fantasies, you'll come up with a reason why someone must die. This is good, though. Visionary serial killers wind up in mental institutions.


    Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius,
    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #26 - June 17, 2010, 02:28 AM
    Your Result: Disorganized and Gain-Oriented
     

    You'd be an impulsive killer. You'll murder when the oppourtunity arises, then leave the body where you killed it. You'll evade capture not through intelligence, but through constant movement. You won't kill for the person, you'll kill for material gain. Your goal is finance, not a psychopathic compulsion- but you have absolutely no problem killing as many people as necessary to get what you want.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #27 - June 17, 2010, 02:30 AM
    Quote from: belladonnasix on June 17, 2010, 02:23 AM
    Your Result: Disorganized Visionary
     

    You'd be an impulsive killer. You'll murder when the oppourtunity arises, then leave the body where you killed it. You'll evade capture not through intelligence, but through constant movement. The reason for your killing is simple: you're delusional. You'll go absolutely bonkers and in your insane fantasies, you'll come up with a reason why someone must die. This is good, though. Visionary serial killers wind up in mental institutions.


    This should have been me lol.
    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #28 - June 17, 2010, 03:36 AM
    Does anyone remember the show on discovery channel "Most Evil" ? This psychologist comes up with a scale of ranking murderers and psychopaths. I found it to be pretty interesting and informative.


    01    Those who kill in self-defense and who do not show psychopathic features; these cases do not involve murder.
    02    Jealous lovers who kill: These murderers, though egocentric or immature, are not psychopaths. This level on the scale includes crimes of passion.
    03    Willing companions of killers: Killers on this level are usually impulse ridden, meaning they have a hard time controlling the kinds of violent thoughts that most people ignore.
    04    Criminals who kill in self-defense, but are extremely provocative toward the victim.
    05    Traumatized, desperate persons who kill: These murderers may be genuinely remorseful and they lack significant psychopathic traits.
    06    Impetuous, hot-headed murderers, who don’t have marked psychopathic features.
    07    Highly narcissistic, but not distinctly psychopathic persons, who kill “loved ones” out of jealousy.
    08    Non-psychopathic persons with smoldering rage: These people kill when their rage is ignited.
    09    Jealous lovers with marked psychopathic features.
    10    Non-psychopathic killers who murder people who are “in the way”.
    11    Psychopathic killers who murder people “in the way”.
    12    Power-hungry psychopaths who kill when cornered.
    13    Psychopathic murderers who kill out of rage.
    14    Ruthlessly self-centered psychopathic schemers who kill to benefit themselves.
    15    Psychopathic spree or multiple murderers.
    16    Psychopaths committing multiple vicious acts, which may also include murder.
    17    Sexually perverse serial murderers: In males, rape is usually the primary motive and the victim is murdered to hide evidence.
    18    Torturer-murderers: Murder is the primary motive and victims are killed after a torture that was not prolonged.
    19    Psychopaths driven to terrorism, subjugation, intimidation and rape, but short of murder.
    20    Torturer-murderers: Torture is the primary motive with these killers.
    21    Psychopaths who do not kill their victims, but do subject them to extreme torture.
    22    Psychopaths who inflict extreme torture on their victims and then murder them.

    here is a small example:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXENo8YePU&feature=fvst
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: If you were a serial killer.....
     Reply #29 - June 17, 2010, 03:38 AM
    Quote from: atheist.pk on June 16, 2010, 06:58 PM
    wtf? i voted YES on prostitution being legalised and NO on viewing people from other religions etc being inferior.

    bullshit poll.  Roll Eyes


    yea i agree. what ever that prostitution question was it probably took legalizing it as a violent perverted viewpoint. not too open minded.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
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