Well i don't know what god says I have one faith claiming to be true and other who claims to be true as well. How do I decide which one is telling the truth? Or if either one was telling the truth?
Well, he has all these little rooms; y'know, up there^, and you've all got to spend 'eternity' in your own little room listening to the insane raptures of all the mad, boring bastards who made it.
Me: I'm going to do my double dogged damnedest to go to hell, serve my apprenticeship on the hooks, the whips, the tridents and the spikes and work my way up to the top job by being extra mean to the 'little' people, just like the prophets, the popes and all the ayatollahs have done.