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 Topic: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?

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  • What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     OP - June 19, 2010, 04:29 AM
    They wait.......  grin12


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  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #1 - June 19, 2010, 05:04 AM
    LOL
  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #2 - June 19, 2010, 05:13 AM
    LOL, I still don't get what was on their minds 1400 years back? The picture looks scary, I am a man and I think 72 virgins is tourture and not a prize!!!!!!
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  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #3 - June 19, 2010, 05:19 AM
    Too many women... it is scary. Why would you want to do so many beings? I don't get it.
  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #4 - June 19, 2010, 05:28 AM
    Why did not Moe promise women with 72 male virgins? Imaging you being chased by 72 sex hungry men?  grin12
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  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #5 - June 19, 2010, 06:13 AM
    Here's the way I see it:
    1. If I had sex with more than one woman at a time, 3 is the maximum number I can handle. 72 is just pointless. If i had sex with 3, what will the other 69 do? Just watch?
    2. Why do they all have to be white girls? What about blacks, indians and latinos?
    3. Not only are they white, but they are also translucent enough that you can see their bones. That's actually more of a turn-off than a turn-on if you ask me.
    4. This is Jannah after all, I can have anything I want, as many as I want. 72 women would be considered nothing.
    5. They are virgins! I don't want to see blood every time I have sex, thank you very much.
    6. What about the poor gays? Oh yeah, they can just wish for their virgins to turn into men!
    7. There will also be little boys who have died as children, and children don't have any sexual desires! They can just give their virgins to the lesbians! But there are not many lesbians as they are a small portion of the human race, so the extra will go to the straight women, and they can wish for them to turn into men! EVERYBODY'S HAPPY!
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #6 - June 19, 2010, 06:15 AM
    LOL, quite an analysis there Moe....  Cheesy
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  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #7 - June 19, 2010, 06:55 AM
    allah will give u the will power and the big dick so you can handle the 72 virigins , and they wont be bloody , instead u will see wine or milk !!!!!!!!
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #8 - June 19, 2010, 06:58 AM
    Milk?!?!?! from vagina?  Cheesy
  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #9 - June 19, 2010, 07:20 AM
    Quote from: virav5 on June 19, 2010, 06:58 AM
    Milk?!?!?! from vagina?  Cheesy


    Oh god works in a mysterious way! That's for sure.
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  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #10 - June 19, 2010, 10:46 AM
    Can I have vodka instead?
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #11 - June 19, 2010, 12:05 PM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on June 19, 2010, 06:13 AM
    Here's the way I see it:
    1. If I had sex with more than one woman at a time, 3 is the maximum number I can handle. 72 is just pointless. If i had sex with 3, what will the other 69 do? Just watch?
    2. Why do they all have to be white girls? What about blacks, indians and latinos?
    3. Not only are they white, but they are also translucent enough that you can see their bones. That's actually more of a turn-off than a turn-on if you ask me.
    4. This is Jannah after all, I can have anything I want, as many as I want. 72 women would be considered nothing.
    5. They are virgins! I don't want to see blood every time I have sex, thank you very much.
    6. What about the poor gays? Oh yeah, they can just wish for their virgins to turn into men!
    7. There will also be little boys who have died as children, and children don't have any sexual desires! They can just give their virgins to the lesbians! But there are not many lesbians as they are a small portion of the human race, so the extra will go to the straight women, and they can wish for them to turn into men! EVERYBODY'S HAPPY!

    I've got it figured out. There's a general theme of what's haram on earth is halal in heaven. Wine, extra-marital sex, etc. So obviously what happens is all the women turn into lesbians and help themselves to all the unattended virgins.  parrot
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #12 - July 20, 2016, 11:22 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on June 19, 2010, 04:29 AM
    They wait.......  grin12

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    Creepy as hell
  • What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #13 - July 21, 2016, 12:00 AM
    Still on the fence about whether the transparent skin is super-hot or super-not.  I envision something akin to this, just in human form:



    Sexy ....
  • What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #14 - July 21, 2016, 01:32 PM
    With humans it would be gross.

    "Damn girl!   The bolus is going down smoothly through your esophagus"


  • What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #15 - July 21, 2016, 01:44 PM
    Having lunch at work with the indoctrinated.  She told us about the 72 virgin houris.  So we asked her what the heaven would be for women.  She told us that a woman would be surrounded by children and babies that never grew up.  That prompted one of the women in the group to comment"I hope there would be an eternal supply of pampers" (disposable diapers).
    The unreligion, only one calorie
  • What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #16 - July 21, 2016, 01:48 PM
    That's hilarious. You'd think women would have the freedom to do anything, but  no

    You need to raise babies!

    But why??? This is heaven, who needs to be raised anymore?   mysmilie_977

    And isnt everyone supposed to be 18?

  • Re: What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #17 - July 21, 2016, 01:57 PM
    Quote from: Bee on July 21, 2016, 01:44 PM
    Having lunch at work with the indoctrinated.  She told us about the 72 virgin houris.  So we asked her what the heaven would be for women.  She told us that a woman would be surrounded by children and babies that never grew up.  That prompted one of the women in the group to comment"I hope there would be an eternal supply of pampers" (disposable diapers).


    Does this girl have kids of her own?   The majority of women I know, as much as they loved their own, are happy when they leave the nest.   The thought of snotty noses and messy bottoms for eternity?   Is there a hadith about this, or just her fantasy ?
  • What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #18 - July 21, 2016, 03:13 PM
    That is just a myth
  • What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #19 - July 21, 2016, 03:50 PM
    Quote from: INcePtion on July 21, 2016, 01:32 PM
    "Damn girl!   The bolus is going down smoothly through your esophagus"


    If you know what I mean.  Wink
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    how fuck works without shit??


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  • What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #20 - July 21, 2016, 04:44 PM
    Quote from: puzzlelover on July 21, 2016, 01:57 PM
    Does this girl have kids of her own?   The majority of women I know, as much as they loved their own, are happy when they leave the nest.   The thought of snotty noses and messy bottoms for eternity?   Is there a hadith about this, or just her fantasy ?


    I have no idea where she got this from except maybe her crazy group.  I never heard that version before. 

    She was always telling me I was going to hell.  She would tell me that my muslim name was Shaytana.  I never knew what it meant and I actually thought it was a beautiful sounding name. 
    The unreligion, only one calorie
  • What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #21 - July 21, 2016, 04:50 PM
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    She would tell me that my muslim name was Shaytana.  I never knew what it meant and I actually thought it was a beautiful sounding name.


    It does sound elegant Cheesy
  • What do the 72 virgins do when you are asleep?
     Reply #22 - July 21, 2016, 08:04 PM
    Quote from: Bee on July 21, 2016, 04:44 PM
    She would tell me that my muslim name was Shaytana.  I never knew what it meant and I actually thought it was a beautiful sounding name. 


    I kinda like that name Tongue
    The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you're one of the facts that needs altering
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