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 Topic: Hassan's Autobiography

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  • Hassan's Autobiography
     OP - June 19, 2010, 05:36 PM
    A PDF of Hassan's biography would be a wonderful thing. So I made it possible:

    HassansBook-en.pdf
    German translation (WIP)

    Would you like to see a mistake in the text corrected? Use PatchPad, please.


    Note: This is not the final version. The dimensions of the page will probably be changed.
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #1 - June 19, 2010, 05:39 PM
    My German translation of the book is still a work in progress. It will, of course, be available as a PDF as well. Just like the French translation, even if Naerys doesn't want to complete it...
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #2 - June 19, 2010, 05:41 PM
    @Hassan:

    Would you like to give your book a title? How about "Islam Was my Life". Or: "My Life as a Muslim". Smiley

    And what about the format of the book? Do you think A5 would be okay? Tell me what page size you prefer.
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #3 - June 19, 2010, 05:55 PM
    Brilliant work, Aziz - you are a star!  Afro

    I'll give some thought to a proper title. (Suggestions welcome! Smiley)
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #4 - June 19, 2010, 06:00 PM
    Aziz you deserve 72 houris but all I can offer you is this parrot  parrot

    Please be gentle.
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #5 - June 19, 2010, 06:05 PM
    The Murtad Chronicles: The La Ilaha Journey.  grin12
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #6 - June 19, 2010, 06:12 PM
    Thanx Aziz ... Afro
    I was planning to do something similar...

    BlackDog you are funny ! Cheesy

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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #7 - June 19, 2010, 06:17 PM
     dance
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #8 - June 19, 2010, 06:18 PM
    Thanks Hafiz Cheesy

    This is your captain BlackDog speaking. Glad to have you on board Air flight Buraq now currently headed to Jannah. Our in-flight entertainment will consist of belly-dancing for the men (and some of the women) and a Chippendale show for the women (and some of the men), free drinks of all kinds, and a wide selection of porn or nature documentaries if that is more to your liking, please note in certain scenes these two can and will be interchangeable.
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #9 - June 19, 2010, 06:20 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on June 19, 2010, 05:55 PM
    I'll give some thought to a proper title. (Suggestions welcome! Smiley)


    "The Day Q-Man Came Into My Life"

    By the way, I downloaded it but have not started reading it yet. How many pages are about me?
    fuck you
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #10 - June 19, 2010, 06:21 PM
     Cheesy
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #11 - June 19, 2010, 06:22 PM
    Erm... yeah... well... I'm working on a new chapter - "And Then I Met Q-Man!"

    It'll be the coolest chapter of all!  Afro
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #12 - June 19, 2010, 06:23 PM
    Well, current book is 149 pages, so I expect at least 75 dedicated to me. Now get crackin.
    fuck you
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #13 - June 19, 2010, 06:33 PM
    That's one dangerous book! I'd ban it if I could Smiley

    Seriously though, it's a wonderful story, I immensly enjoyed reading it, Hassan. 
    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #14 - June 19, 2010, 06:48 PM
    you guys are amazing!!!  Thank you for your efforts, time, and labor to put this together.
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #15 - June 19, 2010, 07:42 PM
    Quote from: debunker on June 19, 2010, 06:33 PM
    That's one dangerous book! I'd ban it if I could Smiley

    Censorship is dangerous. Wink

    Quote from: debunker on June 19, 2010, 06:33 PM
    Seriously though, it's a wonderful story, I immensly enjoyed reading it, Hassan. 

    You naughty boy. How much molten lead will you be forced to drink in Hell for this sin?
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #16 - June 19, 2010, 07:58 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #17 - June 19, 2010, 09:49 PM
    Thanks Aziz!

    Hassan - can I bagsy a signed autograph on the first book to roll out of the press pleeeeease???
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #18 - June 19, 2010, 10:12 PM
    Awesome! Nice work Aziz Smiley
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #19 - June 19, 2010, 10:15 PM
    Quote from: debunker on June 19, 2010, 06:33 PM
    That's one dangerous book! I'd ban it if I could Smiley


    lol  grin12
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #20 - June 20, 2010, 01:57 AM
    Quote from: Aziz on June 19, 2010, 05:36 PM
    A PDF of Hassan's biography would be a wonderful thing. So I made it possible:

    HassansBook-en.pdf

    Would you like to see a mistake in the text corrected? Use PatchPad, please.


    Note: This is not the final version. The pictures will be added and the dimensions of the page will be changed.

    Kicks serious butt.  Well done Aziz  Afro  Once the pictures and formatting is sorted, it'll look like the real deal.  Now Hass go get it published you lazy oaf!
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #21 - June 20, 2010, 01:10 PM
    Yeah, sure Islame. He's gonna publish it... not an issue in his life at all at the moment. Roll Eyes Smiley
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #22 - June 20, 2010, 01:14 PM
    +1
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #23 - June 20, 2010, 03:32 PM
    It just needs to me emailed to potential publishers - its not a big deal and hopefully might even be able to make a few quid out of it too..
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #24 - June 20, 2010, 05:32 PM
    Not just yet - I also want to go over it and expand it eventually.
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #25 - June 20, 2010, 08:27 PM
    On second thoughts - knowing how lazy I am - I'll never get round to expanding it - so it'll have to do as it is.

    Not sure if it's good enough to publish though.
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #26 - June 20, 2010, 09:14 PM
    Just get a list of publising companies emails and email it to all of them.  Shouldnt take longer than an hour.   If you get any interest, then take it from there.. 

    It would be like a dream come true, if we saw your autobiography on bookshelves - and I think its better than most of the books on the bookshleves.  Also now is a better time than any, given that the spotlight is on Islam these days.
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #27 - June 20, 2010, 09:50 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on June 20, 2010, 09:14 PM
    Just get a list of publising companies emails and email it to all of them.  Shouldnt take longer than an hour.   If you get any interest, then take it from there.. 

    It would be like a dream come true, if we saw your autobiography on bookshelves - and I think its better than most of the books on the bookshleves.  Also now is a better time than any, given that the spotlight is on Islam these days.


    Totally agree. Hassan, I'm not sure whether you are aware how much impact your original blogs have had on so many people.....?
  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #28 - June 20, 2010, 10:48 PM
    I'd also love to see it published. I'm not sure if the publicity will do him good though.
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  • Re: Hassan's Autobiography
     Reply #29 - June 20, 2010, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on June 19, 2010, 06:18 PM
    Thanks Hafiz Cheesy

    This is your captain BlackDog speaking. Glad to have you on board Air flight Buraq now currently headed to Jannah. Our in-flight entertainment will consist of belly-dancing for the men (and some of the women) and a Chippendale show for the women (and some of the men), free drinks of all kinds, and a wide selection of porn or nature documentaries if that is more to your liking, please note in certain scenes these two can and will be interchangeable.



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