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Funny joke
OP - July 07, 2010, 11:37 PM

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?" The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy." the son then asks "What's a bitch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitch." The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!" The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?" The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"
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Re: Funny joke
Reply #1 - July 07, 2010, 11:39 PM

Good to see you changed your name back. Atli didn't make much sense and sound kinda silly. Just being honest.

So how are you? How's life in Pakistan? Any luck with the bitches?

Talk to you soon.

Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.
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Re: Funny joke
Reply #2 - July 07, 2010, 11:49 PM

Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
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