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OP - July 10, 2010, 01:50 AM

just caught a big ass spider in my kitchen! heres a picture of it:

im guessing its size is somewhere around 3 inches leg to leg! im kinda hungry, maybe i should cook it?
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Re: spider
Reply #1 - July 10, 2010, 01:56 AM

holy shit! is this poisonous ?

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Reply #2 - July 10, 2010, 01:59 AM

i have no idea lol
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Re: spider
Reply #3 - July 10, 2010, 02:02 AM

Omg that's disgusting!

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Re: spider
Reply #4 - July 10, 2010, 02:03 AM

tell me about it!
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Re: spider
Reply #5 - July 10, 2010, 02:07 AM

Kill it and bin it immediately lest it will insert its legs into the meatus of you penis while you're asleep.
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Re: spider
Reply #6 - July 10, 2010, 02:15 AM

maybe ill just let it bite me so that i get to have special powers
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Re: spider
Reply #7 - July 10, 2010, 03:53 AM

Don't kill it! trap it in a cup or a small bag and just throw it outside!

Quote from: Luthiel on July 10, 2010, 02:02 AM
Omg that's disgusting!

It's magestiiiic! My little sister would have loved to see it!

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Re: spider
Reply #8 - July 10, 2010, 03:56 AM

That spider looks badass.
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Re: spider
Reply #9 - July 10, 2010, 04:01 AM

Kill the fucker, then take a picture of that and post it.

fuck you
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Re: spider
Reply #10 - July 10, 2010, 06:16 AM

Quote from: MoeAlharbi on July 10, 2010, 03:53 AM
Don't kill it! trap it in a cup or a small bag and just throw it outside!
It's magestiiiic! My little sister would have loved to see it!

Word. Only pussies kill spiders.

Forget about the cup too, just pick it up and take it outside, that's what I would have done.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Reply #11 - July 10, 2010, 06:26 AM

Quote from: Morpheus on July 10, 2010, 02:15 AM
maybe i just let it bite me so that i get to have super powers

go for it
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Re: spider
Reply #12 - July 10, 2010, 06:41 AM

Last week when I was about to sleep there are spider that size on my bedroom wall, I freaked out at first, and the I told him don't disturb me and I won't disturb you, I know you think I'm crazy, But then I go to sleep, and he/she already gone in the morning.
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Reply #13 - July 10, 2010, 06:46 AM
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Re: spider
Reply #14 - July 10, 2010, 04:27 PM

Quote from: Boo on July 10, 2010, 06:46 AM
(Clicky for piccy!)

I so hate it when that happens!! Then I spend the whole night awake coz I know it's out there...... watching me from the shadows.......

And feckin hell Morpheus, that's a scary spider!! I'd scream and run out of the house.
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Reply #15 - July 11, 2010, 04:26 AM

Quote from: MoeAlharbi on July 10, 2010, 03:53 AM
Don't kill it! trap it in a cup or a small bag and just throw it outside!
It's magestiiiic! My little sister would have loved to see it!

in fact, thats exactly what i did! ahimsa ftw

Quote from: BerberElla on July 10, 2010, 06:16 AM
Word. Only pussies kill spiders.

Forget about the cup too, just pick it up and take it outside,that's what I would have done.

hell no, im not Steve Irwin!
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Reply #16 - July 11, 2010, 09:58 AM

Just stoke it a little, kiss it and thank it for coming into your life and how much it means to you...

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Re: spider
Reply #17 - July 11, 2010, 10:03 AM

What if it's a boy spider? It might be grossed out.
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Re: spider
Reply #18 - July 11, 2010, 10:14 AM

Quote from: Morpheus on July 11, 2010, 04:26 AM

hell no, im not Steve Irwin!

You sure? what if I posted this:

Bringing back any memories for you?

What about now?

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Re: spider
Reply #19 - July 11, 2010, 01:43 PM

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Re: spider
Reply #20 - July 11, 2010, 03:59 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on July 11, 2010, 10:14 AM
You sure? what if I posted this:

(Clicky for piccy!)

Bringing back any memories for you?

(Clicky for piccy!)

What about now?

not cool! the crocodile hunter was my hero
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Re: spider
Reply #21 - July 11, 2010, 04:07 PM

Was such a cool joke though.

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