Every time I see this emoticon I think it's a guy who's just eaten chili, seriously doesn't look like laughing to me. 

I hate chili chocolate, which is funny 'cause when I was a kid I loved chili, used to eat it off the bush and everything, until the day when I was about 12 when I put too much tabasco sauce in my food, ever since then have been totally turned off of chili. OUCH!  
 
 I also had a run in with chili when I was about 10, where I'd picked some off the bush and eaten it and then went to the toilet, wiped my bum and Ya allah I was crying and washing my bum with water and begging the lady who owned the house we were visiting for some milk... OMG, never, ever let chili-juice touch your bum, it is NOT fun at all.
Further back when I was like 5 or 6, 'cause I loved chili so much I used to pick them all the time, and I have so many memories of rubbing my eyes after eating chilis and my eyes would burn. Fucking hell was I one dumb kid or what? You'd think the first time would've been enough, but no, I had to do it again and again and again before I learnt to wash my hands properly after eating chili.