I love teasing my daughter about her crushes.

She's adamant she doesn't like boys, no boys, boys are gross and disgusting.
But, she got kissed by a boy recently on the cheek, and she was so happy about it, but embarrassed at the same time. She's a bit hurt though because this boy is a serial kisser of multiple girls. Whenever I take her to school and this boy, called Noah, comes up to her to talk to her, her faces goes into a massive grin and she blushes. So cute!

But no, she doesn't like boys, boys are disgusting and gross, boys are weird. She only has friends who are girls.

Well, some time last year with this boy Noah, she came home to tell me that she's in love with Justin Bieber. I was like, "Ok, so should I get some of this music for you?" and she looks at me like I'm crazy and says, "Justin Bieber is one of the boys at school mummy! Noah is Justin Bieber." I found it soooo hard not to laugh. Found out later that apparently this kid has been going around telling all the girls he's Justin Bieber.
So I love teasing her now about Justin Bieber.

Every single time she blushes and yells out, "I don't love Justin Bieber!" and I just go, "Sure..."

I'm such a fucking evil mummy.
