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     Reply #5850 - May 14, 2013, 07:49 PM

    In two months I guess.hope you are not going to fast for your madam this time?

    Having a few problems on that front mate. But if she lets me back into the house by then, yes of course I'd fast for her. Hell, to have her and my son back properly, I'd walk to the ends of the earth, naked, whilst fasting, and carrying a small dwarf on my back, who I'd happily allow to whip me, whilst the little fella repeatedly sings a rendition of all the Busted hits into my ear, badly (like there is a good way to sing that shit)... But alas, I cannot escape Ramadan either way, because I am living with my parents for now, and they are even more crazily religious than my wife is :(

    @thread: I've always hated Mancini. I love hating him. So, I hate the fact that I now actually feel sorry for him. Why does my mind work in such a ridiculous way? I wanted him to suffer, but now that he actually is, I feel for the dodgy slimeball. I went through the same thing with Morinho, Thatcher, Gaddaffi & even Nasty Nick. Why can't I even hate properly, like others do?

    Hi
  • I hate...
     Reply #5851 - May 15, 2013, 06:53 AM

    Sorry to hear about your situation bro, Wish I live in UK so that I can cheer you up with drinks(at least grin12 ), I hope sometime later your madam will realize how much you love her so that she will appreciate that and take you back. I really hope she does.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • I hate...
     Reply #5852 - May 17, 2013, 10:40 AM

    @musivore
    I love how you can still be funny about shit like that. I'm sorry to hear about your pickle far away hug Religion really has a way of poisoning everything :(
  • I hate...
     Reply #5853 - May 17, 2013, 03:55 PM

    Thanks Al-Aussie, you've brightened up what for me has already been a wonderful day, full of little nuggets and treats  Wink

    And thanks Cato. Don't worry about me, nothing keeps me down for long. It's me who should be buying you drinks, can't ever really be easy living amongst the people you do...

    @thread: I hate that I've just spent the last two minutes thinking of something that I hate, so I could end this post, but have not been able to come up with anything  Huh? I'll come back when I have something.

    Hi
  • I hate...
     Reply #5854 - May 17, 2013, 05:21 PM

    jumah prayers. fuck that shit and any mosque related activity.


    Mum's yelling at me to go to jummah today.

    Like always I'll just pretend im leaving for jummah and then just call up a friend to go for a long bike ride with.


    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • I hate...
     Reply #5855 - May 17, 2013, 05:35 PM

    Lol. I agree. Fuck that shit

    Hi
  • I hate...
     Reply #5856 - May 20, 2013, 03:52 AM

    The fucking Telstra robowench.

    "Oh hi, I'm a computer pretending to be human. Not that Telstra would insult our customers' intelligence by expecting them to be mollified by that shit. Deary me, no. I really, really care. You can tell that I care because my computerised spiel is recorded in a caring tone. That's why you will remain happy while I ask you fifteen fucking stupid questions, and then forward you to the wrong department.

    Eat shit and die, motherfucker. Thank you for calling Telstra."

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • I hate...
     Reply #5857 - May 21, 2013, 11:36 PM

    I finished my quota 7 days early. DAMMIT. 64kbps for the next few days *weeps*

    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • I hate...
     Reply #5858 - May 22, 2013, 12:50 PM

    Ugh, quotas suck.
  • I hate...
     Reply #5859 - May 22, 2013, 12:57 PM

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    I finished my quota 7 days early. DAMMIT. 64kbps for the next few days *weeps*


    ^ Are you talking about internet? I remember the days when we had 20GB a month and we'd always run out nearing the end of the month or it'd be super slow. Ugh, quotas suck.


    look at these two how spoiled they are.,   finmad finmad  they don't know the life without internet,  without cellphone  without computer and even without electricity.  Imagine going to school and  going for exams, reading books without having electricity in home..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • I hate...
     Reply #5860 - May 22, 2013, 01:01 PM

    ^ I think you'd have a harder time dealing with no internet old chap. I mean what would you do all day Cheesy
  • I hate...
     Reply #5861 - May 22, 2013, 01:11 PM

    LOL yeah I wouldn't talk if I were you yeez.

    Al-Alethia, yep! my internet. It's 50gb. I would die if I had 20 XD

    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • I hate...
     Reply #5862 - May 22, 2013, 01:13 PM

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    ................. old chap. I mean what would you do all day Cheesy

    LOL yeah ....................



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUc1ZgXiQGs

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • I hate...
     Reply #5863 - May 22, 2013, 01:34 PM

    When people forget to close the door when they've left the room. That is so irritating. 
    Flaming mad

  • I hate...
     Reply #5864 - May 22, 2013, 03:05 PM

    Huh!  I guess  Al-Alethia hate me now Jila ..

    Damn hate.. It is a disease .. it is a contiguous disease ..  Now I hate it..   Fuck it., fuck science ., why would these fools including me spend enormous amount of time in lab coats.. stupid lab rats..  No one cares..


    News fro,m purepakistan.com says  Preity Zinta to celebrate 38th birthday tomorrow  She is an Indian Actress


    Quote
    MUMBAI: Bollywood actress Preity Zinta will celebrate her 38th birthday on Wednesday, Geo News reported. Born on January, 31, 1975 in Shimla, capital of Himachalpardesh state, Preity made her debut in 1998, playing supporting role in Dil Se.  She first appeared as a heroine in Soldier. The movie was a success. Pretty played key roles in Mission Kashmir, Dil Chata Hai, Chori Chori Chupkay Chupkay, Koi Mil Gaya, Kal Ho Na Ho, Veerzara, Salam Namastay, Krish, Kabi Alwida Na Kehna. Also appeared in Punjabi and an English movie.  


    But but.. this is the same day one of the forgotten souls Pakistan was born .. He was  a noble soul.... No one cares.. no one recognizes his birth day.. no one visits his grave and no one writes about him and he is  is ... Cry  Cry  

    do any one wants to know who he was?? well then go and read  finmad

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=12896.msg536198#msg536198
    http://www.faithfreedom.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=647523#647523
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=16214.msg448982#msg448982
    http://www.chowk.com/Views/Science/Dr-Abdus-Salam-The-Mystic-scientist

    Screw it... I hate..hate.. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9ZUWVtZq0k

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT0V_vcd_ME

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • I hate...
     Reply #5865 - May 22, 2013, 03:16 PM

    ^ I think you'd have a harder time dealing with no internet old chap. I mean what would you do all day Cheesy

     
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    I finished my quota 7 days early. DAMMIT. 64kbps for the next few days *weeps*



    This is why I browse on a smartphone more often than on web. The network has an unlimited data plan that you pay every month.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • I hate...
     Reply #5866 - May 22, 2013, 03:38 PM


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    ............


    shut up  Ray J

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • I hate...
     Reply #5867 - May 22, 2013, 10:12 PM

    LOL yeah I wouldn't talk if I were you yeez.

    Al-Alethia, yep! my internet. It's 50gb. I would die if I had 20 XD

    I have 8 gig and rarely use it all. I'm still alive.  parrot

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • I hate...
     Reply #5868 - May 23, 2013, 10:50 AM

    LOL yeez, random much. I love you btw Cheesy
  • I hate...
     Reply #5869 - May 23, 2013, 07:59 PM

    Being fat. And the fact that I can't even do a single sit up or push up. I cant even get off the ground. So I'm basically stuck being fat. dance

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • I hate...
     Reply #5870 - May 24, 2013, 02:28 AM

    I can't do a single push up either...lol. But c'mon sit ups are easy peasy grin12
    You aint fat tho! finmad


    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • I hate...
     Reply #5871 - May 24, 2013, 03:10 AM

    I've gained thirty pounds. I feel fat, and I can see the difference in my stomach.

    I did manage to do one sit up earlier though.

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • I hate...
     Reply #5872 - May 25, 2013, 03:57 PM

    LOL yeez, random much. I love you btw Cheesy

    We have 90GB now and it's never run out or gone slow or anything :winning:


     90GB??  there should be a limit for 18 year olds  finmad     

     well  it is time to download  songs and music

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • I hate...
     Reply #5873 - May 25, 2013, 04:24 PM

    Yeez, what did you do before you found YouTube?
  • I hate...
     Reply #5874 - May 25, 2013, 04:31 PM

    Yeez, what did you do before you found YouTube?

      

    Preach, preach  and Preach  Sadmurtad..

    Sadmutad  You will be only happy when I see an American movie that is made on a story written by you....

    Oh i forgot to write this HM.. I also collect many videos +their links  from the web that have explicit  language from sexy people.  

    Hmm FoxP2 story is indeed interesting.  

    So I am of the opinion it is criminal that every one on this earth do not  have a PC and internet connection. Every one on this earth must have computer and internet connection and  that should be the goal of every government of every country.  And I think with in  next 15 years or so human life without computer + internet is impossible.  Now  Looking back in time some 10-15 k years, , I wonder without that proper lucky  mutation on that FoxP2 gene and without that language development  we all would have been living caves and making noises like any other monkey/animals..  So question is did god guide to get that mutation in to our genes??

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • I hate...
     Reply #5875 - May 27, 2013, 09:05 AM

    Quote
    So I am of the opinion it is criminal that every one on this earth do not  have a PC and internet connection. Every one on this earth must have computer and internet connection and  that should be the goal of every government of every country.

    Hear, hear!
  • I hate...
     Reply #5876 - May 27, 2013, 10:46 AM

    Yes! Free internet porn for all! Nude nerd

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • I hate...
     Reply #5877 - May 27, 2013, 11:10 AM

    13 year old racist gets called out for calling indigenous footy player "ape"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja6e-n_xszA

    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • I hate...
     Reply #5878 - May 27, 2013, 01:38 PM

    13 year old racist gets called out for calling indigenous footy player "ape"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja6e-n_xszA


    well  kid is just 13, that is NOT her fault..  Anyway most of the Australians are migrants  thugs from west so they have bit of thuggish behavioral problems..   lol... I mean i can see that in cemb..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • I hate...
     Reply #5879 - May 27, 2013, 01:39 PM

    Yes! Free internet porn for all! Nude nerd


    what..??    OK mom it is your problem ... not kids problem...

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
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