Answering machines/automated responses.
Banks.
Leaving my keys in the house and being locked out
Running for the bus and missing it
EA Games
Scammers
Racists/sexists
Not finding jeans that fit. Or finding that rare jeans that fit me length wise but fucks up when I can't get it past my obese hips.
People who don't vote but then complain
Bitter Charity shop workers.
Finding a item of clothing needed the week before
Noisy relatives
Hiding and lying to family/friends
Post offices
When my mobile phone gets no reception
Dogs.
I also extend that to selfish dog owners who let their dogs off the leash. Ought to be fined. Idiots. Not everyone likes your overgrown rats.
Facebook Games.
The constant status updates of "In a relationship ..... Single .... Married".
Closely followed by facebook drama .... "She said this..." .... then commented on my picture"

The people who claim to be bisexual because it is "cool". FYI kissing a member of the same sex when drunk does not make you bisexual. Go have sex and then get back to me
Dislike it when people claim asexuality/nonsexuality does not exist or "not possible"
People who take a long time to pay for things when in a queue and you have to wait for them to dig into their pockets to find the money.
Parents who cannot control their children/out of control children.
I hate it when it takes someone 10 minutes to tell a 3 lined story.
London underground on a hot day
Moths. Those little shits always come into my room and give me a heart attack.
People who do not put the toilet seat down.
People who can't fight one on one
Spam emails
Slow computers.
Wannabe gangsters
Cars with base music up so loud it shakes your window when they drive past
When my yawn doesn't come ... the lead up and then nothing. Disappointment.
/Nice to get that off my chest