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 Topic: I hate...

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  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1380 - July 24, 2011, 12:08 PM
    ^ Cheesy, i have been struggling with that for a month and still trying.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1381 - July 24, 2011, 12:53 PM
    Quote from: Lara91 on July 24, 2011, 11:55 AM
    When you turn off the alarm clock in the morning wanting to sleep 5 min more, then you wake up go to the bathroom, get dressed and all... But wait all the sudden you open your eyes, you see that you're still in bed, it was all a dream or something you imagined, you check what time it is and think fuck!!


    Never happened to me LOL aaahahah Cheesy Cheesy
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1382 - July 24, 2011, 04:58 PM
     
    Quote from: Lara91 on July 24, 2011, 11:55 AM
    When you turn off the alarm clock in the morning wanting to sleep 5 min more, then you wake up go to the bathroom, get dressed and all... But wait all the sudden you open your eyes, you see that you're still in bed, it was all a dream or something you imagined, you check what time it is and think fuck!!


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Used to happen to me every morning for school, one time I managed to go through half the morning, reaching school sitting through registration, and then waking up to have to go through all of that all over again. 015

    @ Thread : I hate that my family hold religious ceremonies like every other fucking week. finmad
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1383 - July 24, 2011, 06:20 PM
    Migraine
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1384 - July 24, 2011, 06:27 PM
    Having to babysit adults. Why is everyone around me lacking in common sense and foresight?
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1385 - July 24, 2011, 08:30 PM
    Old aunty-jis who tell me (or, more often, tell other people about me): "Oh, she'll soften up [emotionally] when she's had a kid..."
    Firstly, I'm sixteen, so don't hold your breath.
    Secondly, if I were to soften as a result of having children - not that that's likely to happen anyway - it would only be to the kid, not to you, aunty.

  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1386 - July 24, 2011, 08:34 PM
    I hate cleaning and sharing food
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1387 - July 26, 2011, 10:50 AM
    All men who think a joke from me means I want a poke from them.



    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1388 - July 26, 2011, 11:24 AM
    sleeping too much
    "I measured the skies, now the shadows I measure,
    Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
    [Kepler's epitaph]
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1389 - July 26, 2011, 11:32 AM
    Waiting.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1390 - July 26, 2011, 11:34 AM
    Shitting myself in outrage.

    I must stop reading the Daily Mail.
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1391 - July 26, 2011, 02:04 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 26, 2011, 10:50 AM
    All men who think a joke from me means I want a poke from them.






    don't get it! either of em!  whistling2
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1392 - July 26, 2011, 02:53 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on July 26, 2011, 11:32 AM
    Waiting.

    +1

    @Thread: I hate skinny jeans: how do i adjusted it if i get a boner?.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1393 - July 26, 2011, 03:06 PM
    ...Butbutbut skinny jeans look hot on boys. D:
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1394 - July 26, 2011, 03:09 PM
    ew
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1395 - July 26, 2011, 03:12 PM
    I hate taking a shit
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1396 - July 26, 2011, 03:15 PM
    People who try their best to look nerdy just because its a trend at the moment lol
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1397 - July 26, 2011, 03:16 PM
    Having my arse grabbed by a bloke!
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1398 - July 26, 2011, 03:22 PM
    Quote from: blossom76 on July 26, 2011, 03:16 PM
    Having my arse grabbed by a bloke!


    I can strangely relate to this... Cry
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1399 - July 26, 2011, 04:01 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on July 26, 2011, 03:06 PM
    ...Butbutbut skinny jeans look hot on boys. D:


    LOL, not on me though because i look ridiculous if i wear one.
    Quote from: ChinaDoll on July 26, 2011, 03:12 PM
    I hate taking a shit


    Are you kidding? I love every moment of it and feeling of satisfaction after you are done and flushed the toilet. It feels weird talking about it Grin
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1400 - July 26, 2011, 04:04 PM
    Quote from: blossom76 on July 26, 2011, 03:16 PM
    Having my arse grabbed by a bloke!


    Damn, i wonder how i will react to that seeing that i dont like a bloke holding my hand(which creeps me) talkless of grabbing my arse.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1401 - July 26, 2011, 04:15 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on July 26, 2011, 04:01 PM
    LOL, not on me though because i look ridiculous if i wear one.
    Are you kidding? I love every moment of it and feeling of satisfaction after you are done and flushed the toilet. It feels weird talking about it Grin


    Its pretty much a waste of time but its a good time to reflect LOL
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1402 - July 26, 2011, 04:36 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 26, 2011, 03:09 PM
    ew

    Screw you, effeminate boys are hot. *srsnod*

    @thread: Making desi desserts. Watering the lavender and trying to dodge wet, angry bees as a result. Transphobia.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1403 - July 26, 2011, 05:42 PM
    Quote from: ChinaDoll on July 26, 2011, 04:15 PM
    Its pretty much a waste of time but its a good time to reflect LOL


    It's where Chinadoll makes her life decisions... the almighty toilet.
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1404 - July 26, 2011, 06:03 PM
    Taking a shit is awesome. End of story.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1405 - July 26, 2011, 06:08 PM
    Quote from: ChinaDoll on July 26, 2011, 04:15 PM
    Its pretty much a waste of time but its a good time to reflect LOL


    Cheesy, so true.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1406 - July 26, 2011, 06:41 PM
    I talk to myself when I am in there.  Embarrassed


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1407 - July 26, 2011, 06:43 PM
    I wank when I'm in there.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1408 - July 26, 2011, 06:47 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on July 26, 2011, 06:43 PM
    I wank when I'm in there.


    • Enter Toilet
    • Turn on taps
    • Have a furious wank
    • Wash up
    • Turn off taps
    • Exit toilet
    • Encounter the mother
    • Tell her you had REALLY dirty hands
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1409 - July 26, 2011, 06:48 PM
    If crying and wanking = cranking.

    Wonder what Zaiba taking a dump and wanking would be called.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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