Are you fit?
I don't mind hairy chests, but the rug has to be attached to a wooden floor if you catch my drift.

Fit as in being able to run a half marathon? Then no, but if you fancy something very spicy yet not to dangerous for your health, i'm your man.
Oh I've got plenty of rug and plenty of wood (

), maybe i can come by when you have more people over, like maybe Zaiba and Lara? I'm always looking for new customers.