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Topic: Dildos in Islam

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #60 - August 04, 2010, 10:43 PM

Quote from: Poopycock on August 04, 2010, 07:19 PM

I loved reading the newspapers in kuwait... always full of sordid tales

I remember back when we were in Kuwait there was a big headline about some Bengali dude who tried to have sex with some factory machinery. Like he stuck his penis in some sort of a suction pipe or something and got stuck. All of kuwait lol'd at him. My parents never let me into a factory ever again!

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #61 - August 04, 2010, 10:46 PM
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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #62 - August 04, 2010, 10:46 PM

Quote from: deusvult on August 04, 2010, 10:40 PM
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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #63 - August 04, 2010, 10:51 PM

Quote from: olweasel on August 04, 2010, 09:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd7UBLp7z58

And not ONE mention its forbidden for boys/men. Not one mention THEY should busy
themselves and read a book LMAO!! I would put money on it that the majority of
women buying these dildos are ALREADY MARRIED! And a girl doesn't have to
deflower herself AT ALL to release tension and frustration. And once again,
its the west's fault. those damned infadels LMAO!

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #64 - August 04, 2010, 10:52 PM

Quote from: Abood on August 04, 2010, 10:46 PM
No horseback riding. That might break your hymen.

No hard athletics either, got to preserve that precious hymen.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #65 - August 05, 2010, 03:28 AM

I remember reading a while back that the government in Iran forbade women from buying cucumbers because they were afraid that they would use them as dildos.

Never eat cucumbers when in Iran, I guess...

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #66 - August 05, 2010, 03:39 AM

What about men? Are they allowed to buy cucumbers?

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #67 - August 05, 2010, 03:44 AM

Quote from: Ram on August 05, 2010, 03:39 AM
What about men? Are they allowed to buy cucumbers?

Since there are no gays in Iran, why not?

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #68 - August 05, 2010, 04:04 AM

Quote from: Nour on August 05, 2010, 03:28 AM
I remember reading a while back that the government in Iran forbade women from buying cucumbers because they were afraid that they would use them as dildos.

Never eat cucumbers when in Iran, I guess...

oh....!!! DAMN!

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #69 - August 05, 2010, 05:24 AM

Quote from: Nour on August 05, 2010, 03:28 AM
I remember reading a while back that the government in Iran forbade women from buying cucumbers because they were afraid that they would use them as dildos.

Never eat cucumbers when in Iran, I guess...

ill have to dig up the newspiece but I thought it was the jihadis in Iraq that did that

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #70 - August 07, 2010, 03:40 PM

Quote from: Iblis on August 04, 2010, 10:43 PM
I remember back when we were in Kuwait there was a big headline about some Bengali dude who tried to have sex with some factory machinery. Like he stuck his penis in some sort of a suction pipe or something and got stuck. All of kuwait lol'd at him. My parents never let me into a factory ever again!

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #71 - August 07, 2010, 03:57 PM

Some on starts a thread with
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Dildos in Islam

and I say.. Ex-Muslims are the biggest Dildos in Islam and of Islam..

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #72 - August 07, 2010, 10:34 PM

for dildos to be forbidden or even mentioned in islam, islamic scholars would first have to learn about something called a woman's sexual needs *gasp*

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #73 - October 29, 2010, 02:50 PM

Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on August 04, 2010, 07:43 PM
penis insecurity is all it is. Jealous of a silicon lump of jelly.
Treat their women like dirt, and expect the woman to sing
praises of his almighty penis. Next thing you know, women
will be imprisoned and stoned for committing adultery with a dildo!

Like when it was always the woman's fault SHE was BARREN, and/or
could NOT produce a male child.

I wonder how many wonderful human beings would be alive today if female
infants hadn't been buried alive in the sand

you got it very right they're jealous of plastic penises

it's okay to rub your partner's genital but you can't touch your part , this goes for man and women , although women have the right fondle they're breasts and i think oral is okay too but not everybody approves of that
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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #74 - October 29, 2010, 03:01 PM

Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on August 04, 2010, 03:10 AM
I actually raised this question once
I did find something online from one mullah that said its okay
for a woman if she isn't planning to marry.
*that would be me -- yipeee! *

The very opposite of PB! lol! But there's nothing to beat the real thing!

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #75 - October 29, 2010, 03:05 PM

If all these restrictions haven't created an extraordinary number of pervs, I would be surprised! Allah! knows best I guess!

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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #76 - October 29, 2010, 03:56 PM

^ yeah , his stick of justice rule over all
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Re: Dildos in Islam
Reply #77 - October 29, 2010, 09:11 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on August 03, 2010, 10:47 PM
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