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Question: If you were given the option to travel back in time and punch one of these people in the face who would it be?
Mohamed PBUH 17 (77.3%)
Zeus 0 (0%)
Satan as the snake who tricked Adam and Eve 0 (0%)
The little frog who witnessed jesus walking on water 0 (0%)
David Hasslehof 5 (22.7%)
Total Voters: 22

Topic: If you could go back in time

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If you could go back in time
OP - August 17, 2010, 03:38 AM

Take your pick belabebess!
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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #1 - August 17, 2010, 03:52 AM

Mohamed piss be upon him XDD

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #2 - August 17, 2010, 02:59 PM

All of the above.

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #3 - August 17, 2010, 03:02 PM

Satan.
If I get to hit someone, I wanna hit one the big guys

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #4 - August 17, 2010, 03:05 PM

the pedo guy.
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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #5 - August 17, 2010, 04:53 PM

All of them and have beer with satan..

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #6 - August 17, 2010, 05:03 PM

Quote from: yeezevee on August 17, 2010, 04:53 PM
All of them and have beer with satan..

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #7 - August 17, 2010, 05:08 PM

Quote from: yeezevee on August 17, 2010, 04:53 PM
All of them and have beer with satan..

In that case, I'd want to bring Steve Austin along.

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #8 - August 17, 2010, 05:13 PM

Quote from: olweasel on August 17, 2010, 05:08 PM
In that case, I'd want to bring Steve Austin along.

what are you olweasel ?? WWF.. you know what wwf stands for?

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #9 - August 17, 2010, 05:20 PM

He used to be my hero when I was like 5, and obsessed with wrestling.

I guess his influence made me stray from Islam.

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #10 - August 17, 2010, 05:25 PM

Steve Austin was the man! A real bad ass entertainer. Too bad this botched move really affected his career for the rest of his life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5tB2XCsbNc

and that happened when Steve was really at the peak of his pro wrestling ability. He was a very agile, and very technical brawler who could sell a match and a story so damn good. Afterwards because of his neck injury he had to restrict his in-ring performances to less complicated moves and instead focused on his acting/roleplaying skills...which were second to none!

Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #11 - August 17, 2010, 05:32 PM

Yes I used to be a wrestling freak for most of my life. The more I understood the basics of it beyond kayfabe and gimmicks, the more it impressed me.

I once saw a Pro Wrestling NOAH match from Japan between Jun Akiyama and Kenta Kobashi....and wow!!!! the Japanese puroresu is epic in terms of pure gimmick-free technical brawling.

However I have not watched wrestling since 2006/7 because I actually got bored of repetitive storylines and action in ring (wanted to take TNA seriously but realised it is and will always be only playing second fiddle to WWE).

Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #12 - August 17, 2010, 05:37 PM

Quote from: atheist.pk on August 17, 2010, 05:25 PM
he had to restrict his in-ring performances to less complicated moves and instead focused on his acting/roleplaying skills...which were second to none!

I might want to watch The Expendables because he's in it.

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #13 - August 17, 2010, 05:43 PM

I doubt he'll have a major acting role in it. A lot of action yes, but less frequent speaking lines.

Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #14 - August 17, 2010, 05:49 PM

Quote from: olweasel on August 17, 2010, 05:08 PM
In that case, I'd want to bring Steve Austin along.

I really thought you meant this guy:

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #15 - August 17, 2010, 05:52 PM

I vote for Mohammed

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #16 - August 17, 2010, 05:54 PM

Quote from: RIBS on August 17, 2010, 05:49 PM
I really thought you meant this guy:
(Clicky for piccy!)

Oh you.

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #17 - August 17, 2010, 05:54 PM

Quote from: atheist.pk on August 17, 2010, 05:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5tB2XCsbNc

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #18 - August 17, 2010, 06:13 PM

Pro wrestling bloopers are hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnlD4yMRhw

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #19 - August 17, 2010, 07:06 PM

Quote from: olweasel on August 17, 2010, 06:13 PM
Pro wrestling bloopers are hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnlD4yMRhw

olweasel your Steve Austin will be little cat in front of

http://bollywood.buzzine.com/2010/05/the-great-khali/

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #20 - August 17, 2010, 10:00 PM

You guys need to watch MMA. I used to watch WWE until 2005. I watched this fight in 2005

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mz7-GCBqHo

I've been a fan ever since

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #21 - August 17, 2010, 10:06 PM

I was the first to vote for Hasselhoff and the first to vote that 'whale, right in the face' is added to the poll

Why not Muhammad? because he'd just write some (more) stupid crap in the Quran about the event and use it against someone/some people , and assholes in this time would believe it.

HOWEVER,
I'd love to go back in time, write the following verse in...
"and all mighty allah placed 100 pink sheep to exist forever and ever, to watch over the people on the nearest side of the moon"

Then come back and Watch Harun yahya make videos 'proving it' with 'science'.
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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #22 - August 17, 2010, 10:08 PM

If it's in the Qur'an, it MUST be true! The prophet Muhammad wouldn't lie to us, would he?

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #23 - August 20, 2010, 06:54 PM

why all the hasslehate?

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #24 - August 20, 2010, 11:05 PM

Hasslehoff stinks

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Re: If you could go back in time
Reply #25 - August 20, 2010, 11:52 PM

So many things I would do to Mo if I were to meet him in a dark alley, and not many of them sexual!
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