I'm a virgin :E. Being a crazy salafi fundamentalist turned me into a social recluse for most of my school years so yeah, and I'm still sorta suffering from the inability to form relationships with people I've newly met in college. i.e. I can't get laid because I look too young to go into pubs.
Don't feel bad, serrated_colon, your time will come.

Between Islam and Christianity, I really wanna wait, but being asexual I don't want sex. Eww.