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Reply #60 - August 22, 2010, 02:40 PM

Quote from: Meredith on August 22, 2010, 11:56 AM
Some of my friends are asexual and whenever they were referred to the Doctor, they were deemed unhealthy and some sort of medical problem must be occurring. How do you deal with telling people that?

A good friend of mine could be described as asexual. Although she has quite a liberal attitude towards sex and relationships, she isn't actually interested in sex itself. I've never considered her lack of sexuality strange, at least compared with the array of other sexualities and kinks I've come across. Each to their own, as they say.

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Reply #61 - August 22, 2010, 02:44 PM

I'm a virgin at the moment. But my penis is angry with me. My penis is ready to fuck! But all the girls in my school are D- quality

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Reply #62 - August 22, 2010, 02:46 PM

Quote from: ras111 on August 22, 2010, 02:40 PM
I also sometimes end up poking my finger where she stores her shit as well. I only mean to point at certain things but for some reason the accidents keep occuring, I don't know why this stuff happens to me.

Just a guess, but probably because you're chronically unfunny.

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Reply #63 - August 22, 2010, 02:48 PM

Quote from: thinkfree on August 22, 2010, 02:46 PM
Just a guess, but probably because you're chronically unfunny.

Could be, I should start spending more hours on the internet like you do to remedy it.

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Reply #64 - August 22, 2010, 02:50 PM

Ladies, please....

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Reply #65 - August 22, 2010, 02:52 PM

Quote from: ras111 on August 22, 2010, 02:48 PM
Could be, I should start spending more time on the internet like you do to remedy it.

Looks like you're already well underway. Carry on.

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Reply #66 - August 22, 2010, 02:53 PM

Quote from: ras111 on August 22, 2010, 01:54 PM
Yeah it really sucks when its unplanned, I accidentally tripped over my sister and you know by accident I got it lodged up her kebab. There's nothing you can do about it. Who can foresee those things? I even have the occasional accident with watermelons.
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Reply #67 - August 22, 2010, 02:55 PM

Quote from: Cool Canadian on August 22, 2010, 02:44 PM
I'm a virgin at the moment. But my penis is angry with me. My penis is ready to fuck! But all the girls in my school are D- quality

What's so bad about them?
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Reply #68 - August 22, 2010, 03:02 PM

Quote from: Poopycock on August 22, 2010, 02:55 PM

What's so bad about them?

They are all wierd, with their cliques, and most are very socially awkward. I talked to many of them, but I was like no way.

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Reply #69 - August 22, 2010, 03:10 PM

Quote from: Cool Canadian on August 22, 2010, 03:02 PM
They are all wierd, with their cliques, and most are very socially awkward. I talked to many of them, but I was like no way.

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Reply #70 - August 31, 2010, 01:35 AM

Oh shoot I voted one by mistake.

Anyway, my first time was with a hooker
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Reply #71 - August 31, 2010, 01:44 AM

Lost mine to my scoutmaster.

Quote from: pierced_beauty on August 22, 2010, 12:26 PM
I get it from my mom all the damned time. My dad is actually asexual and he sticks up for me. I think my mom is worried that I'll become a nun like her great-great aunt, but being a nun doesn't interest me. My doctors actually tell me I have nothing to be concerned about, since I'm not married, and love the fact I'm not engaging in sex with many people.

Actually, if you're asexual, nun isn't a bad gig at all. Free housing, food, opportunities for travel, time to study, get to help other people, strangers are automatically polite to you just cause you're a nun. If you're not keen on having sex then why the hell not?

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Reply #72 - August 31, 2010, 01:49 AM

Quote from: ras111 on August 22, 2010, 01:54 PM
Yeah it really sucks when its unplanned, I accidentally tripped over my sister and you know by accident I got it lodged up her kebab. There's nothing you can do about it. Who can foresee those things? I even have the occasional accident with watermelons.

Her kebab !!!??
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Reply #73 - August 31, 2010, 02:25 AM

Sex? Bahhhhhh

This is how I mate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBCYJJKJCY

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Reply #74 - August 31, 2010, 02:31 AM

Quote from: Diem on August 31, 2010, 02:25 AM
Sex? Bahhhhhh

This is how I mate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBCYJJKJCY

Awesome.

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Reply #75 - August 31, 2010, 06:14 AM

Quote from: Diem on August 31, 2010, 02:25 AM
Sex? Bahhhhhh

This is how I mate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBCYJJKJCY

I thought he was having food-orgasm!

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Reply #76 - September 11, 2013, 07:09 PM

Wana to give it desperately to whom I love, but not hoping to find an ex here in Islamistan.

If Allah is most merciful He should reveal His book unambiguous, complete (covering complete guidance for all time without need of any Hadith or Tafseer), easily and undoubtedly translatable to every language of world with a vivid sign of its proof from Him and its reach to every single human being.
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Reply #77 - September 11, 2013, 08:03 PM

I want to fall in love with someone arghhhhhh fucking stupid islam!!!! I want someone to be obsessed with me
I want a crazy love story
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Reply #78 - September 12, 2013, 01:55 AM

Let me just give you my number

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Reply #79 - September 12, 2013, 07:43 AM

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Reply #80 - September 12, 2013, 10:43 AM

Quote from: INcePtion on September 11, 2013, 08:03 PM
I want to fall in love with someone arghhhhhh fucking stupid islam!!!! I want someone to be obsessed with me
I want a crazy love story

Been there, done that. It's overrated.

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Reply #81 - September 12, 2013, 10:59 AM

Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 12, 2013, 01:55 AM
Let me just give you my number

Come hither watermelon, let me sink my teeth into the crevices of your kneck in order that you can writhe with agony for christ almighty and pricipitate the descent of the holy spirit to anatomy most besotted.

One need only deposit a token of enduring jouissance in my inbox for us to be redeemed forevermore. Aren't you itching for the lord to mount you with his celestial phallus in the hereafter? Utter, utter jouissance, I say!

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Reply #82 - September 12, 2013, 01:22 PM

Quote from: INcePtion on September 11, 2013, 08:03 PM
I want to fall in love with someone arghhhhhh fucking stupid islam!!!! I want someone to be obsessed with me
I want a crazy love story

Be careful what you wish for....it may come true But it's totally worth it...hope you meet your mate when the time is right for you...and it will...I never thought it would for me...but then I started changed my thought pattern about love and it happened.

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Reply #83 - September 12, 2013, 01:38 PM

Quote from: schizo on September 12, 2013, 10:59 AM
Come hither watermelon, let me sink my teeth into the crevaces of your kneck in order that you can rithe with agony for christ almighty and pricipitate the descent of the holy spirit to anatomy most besotted.

One need only deposit a token of enduring jouissance in my inbox for us to be redeemed forevermore. Aren't you itching for the lord to mount you with his celestial phallus in the hereafter? Utter, utter jouissance, I say!

Those pesky atheists fantasise about our blessings and conceive of a lackluster jouissance without realising that it is the real! Is it any wonder that the bible and quran pour scorn on the disbelievers? No wonder they are cattle — jealousy is a desire that must be overcome.

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Reply #84 - September 12, 2013, 04:28 PM

Quote from: KoalaBear on September 12, 2013, 01:22 PM
Be careful what you wish for....it may come true But it's totally worth it...hope you meet your mate when the time is right for you...and it will...I never thought it would for me...but then I started changed my thought pattern about love and it happened.

Nah I just want to be crazy

Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 12, 2013, 01:55 AM
Let me just give you my number

yeah sure call me maybe ahahahaha and dont worry about the consequences (which obviously means honour killing)
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Reply #85 - September 12, 2013, 04:30 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 12, 2013, 10:43 AM
Been there, done that. It's overrated.

Word.

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Reply #86 - September 12, 2013, 05:27 PM

Quote from: schizo on September 12, 2013, 10:59 AM
Come hither watermelon, let me sink my teeth into the crevices of your kneck in order that you can writhe with agony for christ almighty and pricipitate the descent of the holy spirit to anatomy most besotted.

One need only deposit a token of enduring jouissance in my inbox for us to be redeemed forevermore. Aren't you itching for the lord to mount you with his celestial phallus in the hereafter? Utter, utter jouissance, I say!

Those pesky atheists fantasise about our blessings and conceive of a lackluster jouissance without realising that it is the real! Is it any wonder that the bible and quran pour scorn on the disbelievers? No wonder they are cattle — jealousy is a desire that must be overcome.

POTM, book it son.

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how fuck works without shit??

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Reply #87 - September 12, 2013, 05:32 PM

Quote from: asbie on September 12, 2013, 05:27 PM
POTM, book it son.

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Reply #88 - September 12, 2013, 05:42 PM

That you ought to be considered the Poster Of This Month.

I was only jesting though.

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Reply #89 - September 12, 2013, 05:48 PM

JOTM asbie....you should be it.

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