Go easy on me, I'm just a coconut
Meh teek hain, Aaj meh kaham kitia se, meh ammee help kitia se. Meh chai parsand karta ho, lekin sugar de naal. Meh ne tatee walee football team parsand karta ho kyoon aus team man united hain.
Someone call me an ambulance, I can't breathe this is sooooo funnny!
btw, I can read and understand urdu quite well, it's the speaking that's a problem, same goes for arabic.
mainay kabhi bhi urdu nahin bolie, kis ke saat. Sirf indian films dekh kar, main likk sakti hoon, or meri grammar aap logo se achi hain, or main urdu-speaking bhi nahih hoon.
Ye kya haal rakhi hain.
Sab log soch te hain ke yai bohut prideful cheez hain ke unko urdu bolnee nahin aati.
"LOOK AT ME MY URDU SUCKS ISN'T THAT CUTE?"
Is sawal ke liye meray pas bohut acha jawab hai:
nahin.
Theek keh ri tum. Bilkul theek. May or koh sheesh kar raha ho apna urdu theek car nay kay lee yeh.
May prideful cheez nahee samajatee kay may urdu na ati.