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 Topic: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)

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  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #240 - September 08, 2010, 02:36 PM

    Some nasty-ass limey shit I'm sure


    Come on dude. British biscuits, uhhh, I mean cookies, dance on the grave of every American pretender. Let it go.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #241 - September 08, 2010, 02:42 PM

    You ever had an American fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookie? If not, shut yer trap. If so, you're fuckin insane.

    fuck you
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #242 - September 08, 2010, 02:45 PM

    You ever had an American fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookie? If not, shut yer trap. If so, you're fuckin insane.

    How does one eat such a biscuit with ones tea, I wonder? It's all terribly unsophisticated...  mysmilie_977


    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #243 - September 08, 2010, 02:50 PM

    You ever had an American fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookie? If not, shut yer trap. If so, you're fuckin insane.


    That chocolate-chip cookie gets eaten up by British biscuits in their sleep. Behave yourself.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #244 - September 08, 2010, 02:52 PM

    You ever had an American fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookie? 

    They're called doggie-biscuits in the UK

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  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #245 - September 08, 2010, 02:54 PM

    That chocolate-chip cookie gets eaten up by British biscuits in their sleep. Behave yourself.


    Insanity it is then.

    fuck you
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #246 - September 08, 2010, 02:58 PM


    Yes, British biscuits compared to American ones are insanely delicious  dance

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #247 - September 08, 2010, 03:33 PM

    They sure are billy but those cookies Q-Man mentions come pretty close.  Smiley

    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #248 - September 08, 2010, 03:38 PM

    I'm gonna resurrect my grandma from the grave, have her bake you her chocolate chip cookies, you will have them fresh outta the oven, then you limeys will hang your heads in shame. Smiley

    fuck you
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #249 - September 08, 2010, 03:41 PM

    They sure are billy but those cookies Q-Man mentions come pretty close.  Smiley


    Close wins you no cookie  Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #250 - September 08, 2010, 03:46 PM

    I'm gonna resurrect my grandma from the grave, have her bake you her chocolate chip cookies, you will have them fresh outta the oven, then you limeys will hang your heads in shame. Smiley

    Damn, I wish I could do the same for my nan's cake...  001_wub

    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #251 - September 08, 2010, 03:50 PM

    From a potential marriage to an international conflict on biscuits/coookies in the space of only a few pages. I love CEMB.

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #252 - September 08, 2010, 03:54 PM

    My missus makes "to-die-for" chocolate brownies.  When they are fresh & warm out of the oven, you still get that warm squidgey & chocolatey goo in the centre, against the crunch of the praline & bisuitey outside.  Never ever come across anything like and I doubt I ever will.

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  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #253 - September 08, 2010, 04:00 PM

    From a potential marriage to an international conflict on biscuits/coookies in the space of only a few pages. I love CEMB.


      Cheesy  Well who knows ....  it might be important that any potential suitor also knows how to bake biscuits/cookies.  grin12

    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #254 - September 08, 2010, 06:05 PM

    My missus makes "to-die-for" chocolate brownies.  When they are fresh & warm out of the oven, you still get that warm squidgey & chocolatey goo in the centre, against the crunch of the praline & bisuitey outside.  Never ever come across anything like and I doubt I ever will.

    But, my missus doesn't make brownies? Perhaps it's a test and allah will offer me a 72 slightly translucent brownies in jannah.  Undecided

    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #255 - September 08, 2010, 06:09 PM

    Speaking of chocolate brownies i'm making a batch tonight
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #256 - September 08, 2010, 06:10 PM

    Yeah ok, no need to show off.
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #257 - September 08, 2010, 06:20 PM

    I wasn't. It was just an off comment; I haven't even made them Huh?

  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #258 - September 08, 2010, 06:24 PM

    Speaking of chocolate brownies i'm making a batch tonight



    It's almost enough to make a man want to blow himself up. Almost.

    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #259 - September 08, 2010, 06:26 PM

    Yeah ok, no need to show off. Tongue

    Fixed.

    Hint: Remember to put a smiley or people will think you're an arsehole.

    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #260 - September 08, 2010, 07:33 PM

    i just chose some cookie i hate, you bastards (abood and thinkfree). And yes thinkfree i do realize you were pretending to pass your arrogance off as a joke.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #261 - September 08, 2010, 07:41 PM

    i just chose some cookie i hate, you bastards (abood and thinkfree). And yes thinkfree i do realize you were pretending to pass your arrogance off as a joke.

    You can't even take my arrogance seriously anymore?  mysmilie_977

    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #262 - September 08, 2010, 07:52 PM

     mysmilie_977

    No. I mean yes. I don't know. Go away. no wait, I will.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #263 - September 08, 2010, 07:53 PM

    i just chose some cookie i hate, you bastards (abood and thinkfree). And yes thinkfree i do realize you were pretending to pass your arrogance off as a joke.

    HOW CAN YOU HATE OREOS?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #264 - September 08, 2010, 08:08 PM

    oreos blended with icecream, yumyum

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  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #265 - September 08, 2010, 08:14 PM

    I just asked my mom. she said: what isn't wrong with you?

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #266 - September 08, 2010, 08:16 PM

    Eejit.
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #267 - September 08, 2010, 08:18 PM

    so has this thread produced any couples yet? popcorn

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #268 - September 08, 2010, 09:26 PM

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    It's almost enough to make a man want to blow himself up. Almost.


    Where did you find that picture? I love the member who has it for his sig and avatar too.

    Is your grammar defective? Just askin'.


    "The wound is the place where the Light enters you." - Rumi

  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #269 - September 08, 2010, 11:10 PM



    I's can cook. Smiley

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
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