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 Topic: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)

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  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #480 - August 16, 2011, 07:49 AM
    Quote from: asbdsp#J on August 16, 2011, 04:32 AM
    Well if you read the other thread, you'd realize that I do no such thing.

    Jeez, virgin births don't do much to protect from birth defects do they?


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy  Great post to accompany the morning coffee. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #481 - August 17, 2011, 08:45 PM
    Very sexy boy looking for sexy ex-muslim chick, for sexy time. I love you long time.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #482 - September 19, 2011, 12:05 AM
    Quote from: King Tut on August 17, 2011, 08:45 PM
    Very sexy boy


    Picture in picture thread to prove it!
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #483 - September 19, 2011, 12:06 AM
    Quote from: King Koopa on April 10, 2011, 08:33 PM
    man there are people out there with whip marks on their backs and asses. God the horror.


    They’re called Shi‘a muslims.
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #484 - June 03, 2012, 10:42 AM
    I would like a bf, kthnxbi.
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #485 - June 03, 2012, 12:43 PM
    Dust must have been very tired..
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #486 - June 03, 2012, 01:06 PM
    Me:



    Me when I had long hair:




    Female/male (I can be whatever you want me to be, sweetpea), 6'7, 300 pounds, enjoys admiring self in mirror. Looking for anything with a pulse.
    "The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline toward the religion of solitude."


    "i used to steal my sisters barbies so i could take their clothes off and perv on them" - prince spinoza
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #487 - June 03, 2012, 01:11 PM
    Terror couch
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #488 - June 03, 2012, 01:13 PM
     Kiss
    "The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline toward the religion of solitude."


    "i used to steal my sisters barbies so i could take their clothes off and perv on them" - prince spinoza
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #489 - June 03, 2012, 01:22 PM

    "The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline toward the religion of solitude."


    "i used to steal my sisters barbies so i could take their clothes off and perv on them" - prince spinoza
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #490 - June 03, 2012, 02:02 PM
    far away hug
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #491 - June 07, 2012, 01:29 AM
     Kiss Single weird bag lady looking for a longterm fling with a Martian. No probers or chip inserters thanks. no Must be green or blue and must own the latest model of ship. yes Likes space travel and long walks on the moon.  To apply simply fly to my place, you know where I am; I‘ve removed my foil hat. P.S. no flashing lights please or my neighbours will think you‘re the cops.        spacecraft
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #492 - June 07, 2012, 06:56 AM
    Grin
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #493 - June 08, 2012, 12:26 AM
     Cheesy

    Sorry Da_Dude. My ship is still in the shop, otherwise I would be all over it.  Kiss
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #494 - June 08, 2012, 01:33 AM
    Quote from: asbie on June 08, 2012, 12:26 AM
    Cheesy

    Sorry Da_Dude. My ship is still in the shop, otherwise I would be all over it.  Kiss


    Disclaimer: Anyone who is MLP inclined (even if your skin is green - forget it if you have a MLP stashed away in your chest of drawers), or has The "Crazy" eyes (as is mentioned in How I Met Your Mother), is totally disqualified. yes

    razz
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #495 - June 08, 2012, 02:05 AM
    i thinks da_dude and kodanshi would make a cute couple




     plan
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #496 - June 08, 2012, 02:05 AM
    I thought we were friends. Cry
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #497 - June 08, 2012, 02:41 AM
    Kodanshi is a Martian? I would have never expected.  wacko

    Not that I view you any differently now, Kodanshi.  Smiley
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #498 - June 08, 2012, 10:05 PM
    Well, not a Martian as such. But you can, like The Green Man, occasionally find me flashing Tongue
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #499 - May 17, 2013, 04:48 PM
    Sorry to revive this old thread...

    I am looking for... hmm, dunno yet, but these are the criteria (I think):

    - Must be ex-Muslim or ex-theist etc. basically not a Muslim!
    - Pretend to be a Muslim or convert if by some chance you visit my parents.
    - Be prepared for a life of secrecy, bullshit and the typical baggage coming from being an ex-Muslim.
    - Enjoy alcohol, pork and all manner of haram stuff.
    - Some basic understanding of world religions, philosophy & logic, critical thinking, evolutionary biology, cosmology, psychology, interest in books and such.
    - Nationality: British.
    - No polygamy.

    A fan of Game of Thrones, House MD, Firefly, True Blood, Hustle and other awesome TV series, films, anime and gaming would be a bonus.

    NOTE: All criteria subject to change and negotiable.

    Muchas gracias!  cheers

     Cheesy
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #500 - May 17, 2013, 05:28 PM
    Wow, you sound like the perfect girl Final Destination  Cry

    Why couldn't you have come along a decade ago, and asked this question? A decade ago, maybe...just maybe...I could have been good enough for you.

    But in the last decade, I've been corrupted, spoilt, whipped, dragged through a bush backwards, had my heart broken repeatedly, abandoned, stabbed, shot at and drowned, hung, drawn and octorupled, and left for dead. In return, I have retaliated, cheated, lied, broken hearts, learnt not to trust, deceived, and generally turned into the man that I once hated with a passion.

    To think, if we had met a decade ago, it could have been so beautiful. I'd have pretended for you. I'd have ducked and dived for you. I would have enjoyed all the haraam things in the world with you. I'd have held your hand through the good times. I'd have carried you on my shoulders through the bad. I would have protected you, looked after you, loved you, worshipped you and spoilt you like the princess and goddess that you truly are. In return I would have asked for nothing but your heart.

    Such a shame you've along now, when it's too late for me. But the young lads on this forum world be crazy not to snap you up, or at least show some interest. They can be a shy bunch, but I have my fingers crossed for you  yes
    Hi
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #501 - May 17, 2013, 05:40 PM
    Quote from: Final Fantasy on May 17, 2013, 04:48 PM
    Sorry to revive this old thread...

    I am looking for... hmm, dunno yet, but these are the criteria (I think):

    - Must be ex-Muslim or ex-theist etc. basically not a Muslim!
    - Pretend to be a Muslim or convert if by some chance you visit my parents.
    - Be prepared for a life of secrecy, bullshit and the typical baggage coming from being an ex-Muslim.
    - Enjoy alcohol, pork and all manner of haram stuff.
    - Some basic understanding of world religions, philosophy & logic, critical thinking, evolutionary biology, cosmology, psychology, interest in books and such.
    - Nationality: British.
    - No polygamy.

    A fan of Game of Thrones, House MD, Firefly, True Blood, Hustle and other awesome TV series, films, anime and gaming would be a bonus.

    NOTE: All criteria subject to change and negotiable.

    Muchas gracias!  cheers

     Cheesy

     

    if i lived in britain i'd ask u out on a date Tongue

    talking about game of thrones over a pork dinner with wine.   cool2
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #502 - May 17, 2013, 05:43 PM
    Don't rule yourself out bro. Distances are there to be covered. Some people are worth that.
    Hi
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #503 - May 17, 2013, 07:45 PM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on May 17, 2013, 05:40 PM


    if i lived in britain i'd ask u out on a date Tongue

    talking about game of thrones over a pork dinner with wine.   cool2


    Excellent, 'tis a date my friend (okay I can dream...).  I like whisky as well.  Bourbon, blended, single malt etc. Mmmm  dance

    We can talk about Littlefinger's endgame and chaos theory... chaos isn't a pit, chaos is a ladder!  Afro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot6k5V0E3mU
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #504 - May 17, 2013, 07:47 PM
    Quote from: musivore on May 17, 2013, 05:43 PM
    Don't rule yourself out bro. Distances are there to be covered. Some people are worth that.


    Hmm... well I did say criteria is negotiable.  Alright, any NATO founding countries (UK, USA, Canada, most of EU).
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #505 - May 17, 2013, 07:56 PM
    Quote from: musivore on May 17, 2013, 05:28 PM
    Wow, you sound like the perfect girl Final Destination  Cry

    Why couldn't you have come along a decade ago, and asked this question? A decade ago, maybe...just maybe...I could have been good enough for you.

    But in the last decade, I've been corrupted, spoilt, whipped, dragged through a bush backwards, had my heart broken repeatedly, abandoned, stabbed, shot at and drowned, hung, drawn and octorupled, and left for dead. In return, I have retaliated, cheated, lied, broken hearts, learnt not to trust, deceived, and generally turned into the man that I once hated with a passion.

    To think, if we had met a decade ago, it could have been so beautiful. I'd have pretended for you. I'd have ducked and dived for you. I would have enjoyed all the haraam things in the world with you. I'd have held your hand through the good times. I'd have carried you on my shoulders through the bad. I would have protected you, looked after you, loved you, worshipped you and spoilt you like the princess and goddess that you truly are. In return I would have asked for nothing but your heart.

    Such a shame you've along now, when it's too late for me. But the young lads on this forum world be crazy not to snap you up, or at least show some interest. They can be a shy bunch, but I have my fingers crossed for you  yes


    Mate, the bolded bit - we belong to each other!

    LOL - everyone I'm a guy btw.  001_tongue
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #506 - May 17, 2013, 08:27 PM
     Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #507 - May 17, 2013, 08:47 PM
    Quote from: Final Fantasy on May 17, 2013, 07:56 PM
    Mate, the bolded bit - we belong to each other!

    LOL - everyone I'm a guy btw.  001_tongue


    Lol. You still sound prefect, so maybe we still do belong together?

    Btw, can't see which bit is embolded on my phone? Paragraph 2,3,4 or 5?
    Hi
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #508 - May 17, 2013, 08:58 PM
    Quote from: Final Fantasy on May 17, 2013, 07:56 PM
    LOL - everyone I'm a guy btw.  001_tongue

      


    *Awkward moment*      
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #509 - May 17, 2013, 09:01 PM
    Quote from: musivore on May 17, 2013, 08:47 PM
    Lol. You still sound prefect, so maybe we still do belong together?

    Btw, can't see which bit is embolded on my phone? Paragraph 2,3,4 or 5?


    Paragraph 3  dance

    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on May 17, 2013, 08:58 PM
     
    *Awkward moment*      


    It's okay.  Afro
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
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