No sound mind who read my aforesaid horror story of the practioners of feminism could ever so compare the sexes. Quite transparently you are a political innocent who's never had to make love to a hormanally-charged raving woman full of danerous chemicals. Sometimes I wanna be on top as well. Do I get my wish sugarplum? Fuggedaboutit.
Never allow a raging feminazi best you, especially in the bedroom. The key is not to let her mount you as Hitler would his filthy little mouth-piece. Grow a pair of Goebbels and show her who's boss.