i offer myself up as food, actually.
I'll be damned if I don't accept that offer
I promise you, my dear, you won't suffer
In fact, you might even die from laughter
While I slice you up, centimetre for centimetre
Darling, it's time to say your last wishes
Before you end up in succulent dishes
Bismillahirahmanirahim!
Hell yeah, I'm so
zaalim!