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 Topic: lp

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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #30 - October 02, 2010, 09:55 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 02, 2010, 07:23 PM
    Are they male, female or undecided? The question is not unimportant.


    Male and Female.
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on September 26, 2010, 03:19 PM
    Is your grammar defective? Just askin'.


    "The wound is the place where the Light enters you." - Rumi

  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #31 - October 02, 2010, 09:58 PM
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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #32 - October 03, 2010, 12:06 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 02, 2010, 08:15 PM
    Everywhere ulterior motives lurk, everyone is suspect. 

    So true, unfortunately. Cry  I have (lack of) trust issues with my family too.
    I blame religion.  Religion is the oppressor and we are all its victims. Cry


    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 02, 2010, 08:15 PM
    Time was when I was kicked out of my Islamic school for drawing nude pictures of my absurdly fat teacher in my text book. I was administered a terrific slap by the headmaster, given an earful, and railroaded out of the place never to set foot in the joint again. I recommend it.

    WOW, Bison!!  Hehe!  You were a naughty boi.
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #33 - October 03, 2010, 12:37 AM
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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #34 - October 03, 2010, 01:01 AM
    ^  Yes, my immediate family know about my apostasy and their invisible sky-daddy is denying them the right to have relations with a heathen murtad.
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #35 - October 03, 2010, 01:02 AM
    So you don't talk to them at all? Not even your siblings?
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #36 - October 03, 2010, 01:13 AM
    ^ I don't want to talk about my family problems, but yes, communication with my family is quite limited.  One or two of my siblings are good, and I can talk to them if needed.  To be honest, I'm not going to whine about it.  I've moved on and accepted my new life.

    Again, I blame religion.  It is a virus of the mind (in the form of ideas).  If only my family (and all religious people) could see this.
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #37 - October 03, 2010, 01:16 AM
    Sorry I didnt mean to intrude.  I hope everything works out okey with you and if you ever need to vent then you can always PM me and I'll listen/read!  Smiley
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #38 - October 03, 2010, 05:05 AM
    ateapotist  far away hug
    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #39 - October 03, 2010, 05:18 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 02, 2010, 07:32 PM
    My daughters' religious education is largely the business of the Hebrew who shares my bed. She happens to be a liberal Christian that goes to a Church presided over by a lesbian pastor with a guitar who preaches to a congregation of crossdressers that Jesus is cool with homosexuality. Not to imply that all the church-goers are crossdressers. Certainly no more than 40, 60, percent and me only on Sundays.

    The extent of the raging domestic strife on matters theological may be gauged from here (bring a safety helmet though, it's frightfully dangerous):

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=12546.msg348504#msg348504


    Aww alright, I must have missed it (you're a posting machine!) or maybe because sometimes when I read your posts, I don't know if you're joking or true stories.  grin12

    Hope things will be ok with your family.  hugs
    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #40 - October 03, 2010, 12:15 PM
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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #41 - October 03, 2010, 12:20 PM
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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #42 - October 03, 2010, 03:19 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 03, 2010, 12:15 PM
    @Lukatic

    What a skirt-clutching little bint you are! I never make wisecracks about first and last things. Istagfirullah. Just you wait till you hit eighteen, I'm gonna do naughty things to you.


     Cheesy

    Well, lack of pictorial evidence. Also, I'm already legal.  bunny
    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #43 - October 03, 2010, 03:38 PM
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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #44 - October 03, 2010, 03:54 PM
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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #45 - October 03, 2010, 03:58 PM
    Quote from: Saathiya on October 03, 2010, 01:16 AM
    Sorry I didnt mean to intrude.  I hope everything works out okey with you and if you ever need to vent then you can always PM me and I'll listen/read!  Smiley

    Thanks, Saathiya. hugs


    Quote from: Lukatic on October 03, 2010, 05:05 AM
    ateapotist  far away hug

    Thanks, Lukatic. hugs
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #46 - October 05, 2010, 12:05 AM
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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #47 - October 05, 2010, 12:10 AM
    ^  Sorry, dude.  Although, I wouldn't use the hugs (hugs) emoticon for you.  I prefer Just do it
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #48 - October 05, 2010, 03:59 PM
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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #49 - October 05, 2010, 04:03 PM
    Grin
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #50 - October 05, 2010, 04:05 PM
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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #51 - October 05, 2010, 04:07 PM
    Hmmm... how much are you willing to pay me?
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #52 - October 05, 2010, 04:14 PM
    Quote from: Poopycock on October 05, 2010, 04:07 PM
    Hmmm... how much are you willing to pay me?

    I will buy you a greasy cheeseburger with ketchup running out of it. And I will let you suck my toe as well for good measure. Unwashed. But really my sweet, for that pleasure I should be charging lucrative sums.

  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #53 - October 05, 2010, 04:16 PM
    Can we leave out the cheeseburger and instead I have all of your toes?
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #54 - October 05, 2010, 04:26 PM
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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #55 - October 05, 2010, 05:16 PM
    The one thing I would never do, regardless of the monetary offer, is lick a pimple.
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #56 - October 05, 2010, 05:26 PM
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  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #57 - October 05, 2010, 05:30 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 05:26 PM
    Would you spread your legs for a fat, balding wastrel who smells like a urinating camel on a summer day? Just askin'.



    If the price is right.
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #58 - October 12, 2010, 09:08 PM
    anal
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Family Troubles
     Reply #59 - October 12, 2010, 09:09 PM
    i mean i wud never do anal
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
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