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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #30 - October 05, 2010, 02:24 PM
    ^ What do you think of Naipaul?
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #31 - October 05, 2010, 02:27 PM
    I like some of his books  Afro
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #32 - October 05, 2010, 02:35 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 02:21 PM
    You mean there is no moral distinction between on the one hand tumbling a harlot on the bed and discharging oneself manfully and on the other hand stoning her? Fascinating.

    What the fuck are you mumbling about now?
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #33 - October 05, 2010, 02:47 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 01:35 PM
    The New Testament you silly goose. If you can draw a moral equivalence between the boundless compassion of JC and the gangsterism of Mo, you can do something I cannot.


    Really? What about these verses:

    Matthew 25:40-43:

    41. "Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43. I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.'

    Or Matthew 10:28:

    Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #34 - October 05, 2010, 03:02 PM
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     Reply #35 - October 05, 2010, 03:06 PM
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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #36 - October 05, 2010, 03:20 PM
    Yes, credit where credit is due. If all the Christians in the world suddenly decided to act like more Jesus, the world would instantly be a better place. If all the Muslims of the world suddenly decided to act more like Mohammed, we’d all be royally fucked over and out.

    Besides the point though, really. I wasn't comparing Jesus to Mohammed. I just found it amusing how the Christian person was describing Allah in a negative light when its the same god as the one in their scripture. I'm not defending Allah, or Mohammed, or Jesus. But yes, Jesus had some good ideas that were quite progressive for that part of the world at that time.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #37 - October 05, 2010, 03:24 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 03:02 PM
    Damnation exists because the mode of government in Heaven, like on earth, is a democracy in which the triune gods take a democratic vote on all that transpires on the cosmic stage. In those passages JC was mouthing the decision arrived at democratically by the two other ruffians who make up the trinity and well you know it. So why the shameless lies? Fact is, Christ fought manfully against the motion and was narrowly defeated . I know it, you know it, all God's chillun know it.


    And you base this little hypothesis on what evidence, might I enquire?

    Here's another interesting passage; Revelation 14:9-10:

    9. A third angel followed them and said in a loud voice: "If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, 10. he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath. He will be tormented with burning sulfur in the presence of the holy angels and of the Lamb.

    In other words, the Lamb, i.e., Jesus, will be down in Hell helping to torture the damned. Sounds like he really was against the whole 'eternal torture' thing, huh?
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #38 - October 05, 2010, 03:30 PM
    Crazy people there.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #39 - October 05, 2010, 03:34 PM
    Quote from: Zebedee on October 05, 2010, 03:24 PM
    And you base this little hypothesis on what evidence, might I enquire?

    Here's another interesting passage; Revelation 14:9-10:

    9. A third angel followed them and said in a loud voice: "If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, 10. he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath. He will be tormented with burning sulfur in the presence of the holy angels and of the Lamb.

    In other words, the Lamb, i.e., Jesus, will be down in Hell helping to torture the damned. Sounds like he really was against the whole 'eternal torture' thing, huh?

    Quit besmirching JC's name you scoundrel. In nowhere does it say that he will be torturing anybody. That's polemical desperation. Just that he is bound by the democratic convention which prevails in heaven to be present when the godless break-dance in the lowest rung of Jahannam. No more, no less.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #40 - October 05, 2010, 03:49 PM
    @MAB

    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 03:34 PM
    That's polemical desperation.


    Says the guy who wrote this:

    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 03:02 PM
    In those passages JC was mouthing the decision arrived at democratically by the two other ruffians who make up the trinity and well you know it. So why the shameless lies? Fact is, Christ fought manfully against the motion and was narrowly defeated . I know it, you know it, all God's chillun know it.


    Where's your daleel, brother?
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #41 - October 05, 2010, 03:51 PM
    ^ The Holy Ghost told me. Did he whisper soft words in your ears too? I bet it was something saucy and kinky and downright dirty.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #42 - October 05, 2010, 04:06 PM
    You've just been mounted, boy. Admit it.
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     Reply #43 - October 05, 2010, 04:10 PM
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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #44 - October 05, 2010, 04:24 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 01:18 PM
    That's a serious allegation. Proof, or it's not true.


    1. Allah does not want people to leave Islam which is there is a death penalty for apostasy

    2. Allah does not like to be criticized which is why violent acts are committed against those who criticize Islam

    3. Allah makes all these ridiculous demands like not farting during prayer or the person's prayer will become invalid and they will have to start all over again.

    4. Allah wants us all to worship and praise without questioning him or the teachings of Islam.

    5.Because of all of these and other things Muslims are heavily indoctrinated with these beliefs from birth which is why many Muslim countries are in such a poor state and are behind in science.

  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #45 - October 05, 2010, 04:26 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 04:10 PM
    By whom my sweet? Coz you have no twelve inch magic stick. Tell me no lies 'cause I've seen it. What happened my lovely eunuch? Bitten off by a camel you tried to mount?


    LOL!
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #46 - October 05, 2010, 04:32 PM
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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #47 - October 05, 2010, 04:34 PM
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    Mount a Bison

    @QueenIsabel

    Impressive litany. So much palpable hate against the towelheads. Stray question: Which rogue Mullah touched you where and when?


     Cheesy
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #48 - October 05, 2010, 04:39 PM
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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #49 - October 05, 2010, 04:43 PM
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    Mount a Bison

    @QueenIsabel

    The rumour is that you are a feminised, sissified, pansified Christer. True or false?


    Yup
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #50 - October 05, 2010, 04:52 PM
    @Isabel

     I think I like you already my sweet. Christian girls are so much more sexually adventurous. Have you ever tried mounting a mobile tent before? An impressive feat. But how bliss it is to ravish a nekkid Christer till the flickering light of dawn cometh.

    To help me nail down your vital statistics, a few pressing questions: Single or attached, Brit or Yank, wine or beer, liberal or conservative, cinema or theatre, SUV or mini, tampon or pad, gay or straight porn?

    Be truthful now ... JC is watching
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #51 - October 05, 2010, 05:32 PM
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    Mount a Bison

    To help me nail down your vital statistics, a few pressing questions: Single or attached, Brit or Yank, wine or beer, liberal or conservative, cinema or theatre, SUV or mini, tampon or pad, gay or straight porn?


    Hmmmm, single, Yank, wine, conservative, cinema and theatre, mini, and don't watch porn.

  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #52 - October 05, 2010, 05:38 PM
    Quote from: QueenIsabel on October 05, 2010, 05:32 PM
    ... don't watch porn.

    Is it because of what the rogue Mullah did to you?
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #53 - October 05, 2010, 05:50 PM
    Quote from: QueenIsabel on October 05, 2010, 05:32 PM
    Hmmmm, single, Yank, wine, conservative, cinema and theatre, mini, and don't watch porn.





    You forgot tampon or pad  grin12
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #54 - October 05, 2010, 06:08 PM
    Quote from: Poopycock on October 05, 2010, 05:50 PM

    You forgot tampon or pad  grin12


    itampon or ipad?  whistling2
    ...
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #55 - October 05, 2010, 06:39 PM
    Just so we're clear....Allah and Muhammad are the same, right?
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #56 - October 05, 2010, 06:57 PM
    ^ Speak English you cow worshipper!

    Care to explain whatcha mean?
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #57 - October 05, 2010, 07:07 PM
    pad
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #58 - October 05, 2010, 07:14 PM
    ^ Pictures, or it's not true.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #59 - October 05, 2010, 07:47 PM
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    Mount a Bison

    Pictures, or it's not true.


    Behave yourself
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