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Reply #150 - October 07, 2010, 04:08 PM

@Ishina

Fascinating video. I've punctured holes in that mountebank's non-argument so large through which one could drive a chariot and three horses. Consult my last post.

Stray question: By which rogue pastor was your honour violated?
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Reply #151 - October 07, 2010, 06:11 PM

Allah has no slaves. Allah is enslaved to its own non-existence. No one can be a slave of something that does not exist. They(Muslims) are just slaves to their lack of intelligence and logic/ability to distinguish the Real from the Unreal, untill they free themselves on their own accord. Which they can anytime. So long they realized the nature of Allah.(which is its enslavement to its own non-existence)
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Reply #152 - October 07, 2010, 07:05 PM

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Reply #153 - October 07, 2010, 07:27 PM

Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 07, 2010, 07:05 PM
Perhaps so, but don't you think Allah's boys have a PR crisis? The Christers were shrewd enough to confect a homely name for their flock than the master-slave relationship of Islam. What happened to Mo's critical faculties? Unlike some of the witless murtadeen I hold Mo in high esteem.

Of all mortals ancient and modern who grace the pages of history, be they ever so magnificent, none commands my respect so fully as Muhammad. Here stands proudly a messianic personality of God annointed, a Prophet for all times, a statesman, philosopher, general and professional polygamist. To him alone belongs the shining white robe of the iconoclast. Galloping out of the Arabian desert, in but a few short years his armies succeeded where others before him so calamitously failed subduing Christians, Pagans, Zoroastrians alike under the boot of the young and vigorous Faith.

An enterprising fellow, he took a new wife with nary a thought and lured tender girls of nine to his private chambers for amorous intrigues. If attempting such a daring feat today a man ogled a prepubescent girl in Freedom's Land, his lynching would assuredy be swift, lavishly recorded, and uploaded onto YouTube for the edification of all God's chillun. Just you try it.

Quite apart from losing one's neck, I should be eternally racked with guilt for so indulging my sensual flights with the spotty-faced college students whom I tutor. But guilt-ridden Muhammad was not, for he was made of things much sterner and manly. A sardonic figure with a wry sense of humour, he scorned homosexuality but told his devotees to stick their bum in each other's nose five times a day; he banned gay sex, but promised the faithful an endless supply of young boys of eternal youth when they step out of the grave. So august and brilliant a figure never walked this earth.

Would you have found Genghis Khan's rod worthy of felletion?

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Reply #154 - October 07, 2010, 07:34 PM

What do muslims females get when they go to Jannah?

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Reply #155 - October 07, 2010, 07:36 PM

Quote from: Saathiya on October 07, 2010, 07:34 PM
What do muslims females get when they go to Jannah?

The privilege of sharing their pious Muslim husband with 72 nubile virgin houris.

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Reply #156 - October 07, 2010, 07:39 PM

Quote from: ras111 on October 07, 2010, 07:27 PM
Would you have found Genghis Khan's rod worthy of felletion?

Genghis Khan was a brute without any redeeming vice. The Prophet Mo (whom God reward) had a thousand and one. No comparison. But what would an ex-Catholic catamite know about iconoclasts?
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Reply #157 - October 07, 2010, 07:39 PM

So they can share 3 other wives here on Earth and up to 72 whores in Jannah?
WTF?
If men are gonna make up a religion they should at least try to be fair to the females! Throw us a bone, FFS.

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Reply #158 - October 07, 2010, 07:42 PM

Quote from: Saathiya on October 07, 2010, 07:34 PM
What do muslims females get when they go to Jannah?

Seventy nine inch stiff ones. Only fair I think. But the real question is: Do you want to spread your legs for seventy greasy beardos?
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Reply #159 - October 07, 2010, 07:44 PM

NO, ew.
*shutters*
But they have to be promised something in Jannah....do they at least get to drink alcohol?

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Reply #160 - October 07, 2010, 07:48 PM

Quote from: Saathiya on October 07, 2010, 07:44 PM
But they have to be promised something in Jannah....do they at least get to drink alcohol?

To be sure. For didn't Mo pledge the faithful rivers of wine? Of course he spoiled the surprise by adding that the wine of paradise, unlike that found in Walmart, shall not intoxicate. Which is to say that he's offering only Vimto.
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Reply #161 - October 07, 2010, 07:51 PM

Quote from: Saathiya on October 07, 2010, 07:44 PM
NO, ew.
*shutters*
But they have to be promised something in Jannah....do they at least get to drink alcohol?

Isn't spending eternity with your husband and maintainer rewarding enough for you? You will even be more beautiful for him than ever before. Damn it, you're always whinging aren't you? You're never satisfied and you always want more, that's your trouble.

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Reply #162 - October 07, 2010, 07:58 PM

@Ras

Is it true that you deserted the Roman Church because a rogue pastor spread your ass cheeks when you were a spotty-faced little chit and eased his way in to desposit his holy seed? Would explain your invective against the Papists. Sounds too much like "rapists" does it?
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Reply #163 - October 07, 2010, 08:00 PM

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Reply #164 - October 07, 2010, 08:07 PM

Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 07, 2010, 07:48 PM
To be sure. For didn't Mo pledge the faithful rivers of wine? Of course he spoiled the surprise by adding that the wine of paradise, unlike that found in Walmart, shall not intoxicate. Which is to say that he's offering only Vimto.

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Reply #165 - October 07, 2010, 08:10 PM

Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 07, 2010, 07:58 PM
@Ras

Is it true that you deserted the Roman Church because a rogue pastor spread your ass cheeks when you were a spotty-faced little chit and eased his way in to desposit his holy seed? Would explain your invective against the Papists. Sounds too much like "rapists" does it?

I beg your pardon sir!!! I'll have you know that there are no Pastors who tend to the faithful flock of Rome, they are addressed as Fathers (or penguins) and secondly I only put it my mouth because the crafty bugger told me that it was the Angel Gabriel's trumpet.

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Reply #166 - October 07, 2010, 08:13 PM

LOOOOOOL

He did a Mohammed-Ayesha on you did he?
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Reply #167 - October 07, 2010, 08:18 PM

No he was telling me the story of when the Angel brought our Holy Mother the good news and why she still remained a virgin. He thought I would remember it better if we acted it out.

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Reply #168 - October 07, 2010, 08:22 PM

@Ras

I thought I knew what gender you were till your deep throat reenactment scattered my cerebral faculties. Please submit yourself to my sex detection kit: Single or attached, Brit or Yank, wine or beer, liberal or conservative, cinema or theatre, SUV or mini, tampon or pad, gay or straight porn?
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Reply #169 - October 07, 2010, 08:33 PM

Do you want me to sell you the video too? I'm broke.

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Reply #170 - October 07, 2010, 09:13 PM

Quote from: Saathiya on October 07, 2010, 07:34 PM
What do muslims females get when they go to Jannah?

If women don't know what they want how the hell is God going to know?
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Reply #171 - October 07, 2010, 11:03 PM

Quote from: ras111 on October 07, 2010, 08:33 PM
Do you want me to sell you the video too? I'm broke.

The tape of the ecclesiatical rape? Only if you swallow.

Failing that my lovely, just answer my questions.
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Reply #172 - October 07, 2010, 11:08 PM

Quote from: Eliphaz on October 07, 2010, 09:13 PM
If women don't know what they want how the hell is God going to know?

Cute.
Man, God you're all Idiots.

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Reply #173 - October 07, 2010, 11:12 PM

@Saathiya

Eliphaz is the perfect sexual innocent. He's never put his head between a woman's thighs and slurped with the enthusiasm of Crusaders sacking Jerusalem. What does the rascal know about the Gentle Sex?

I know what you gals want: To bake, clean and suck a man's toe. True or false?
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Reply #174 - October 07, 2010, 11:25 PM

*Takes notes*

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All was different with the women. No matter what their self-proclaimed sexual orientation, they showed, on the whole, strong and swift genital arousal when the screen offered men with men, women with women and women with men. They responded objectively much more to the exercising woman than to the strolling man, and their blood flow rose quickly — and markedly, though to a lesser degree than during all the human scenes except the footage of the ambling, strapping man — as they watched the apes.

“I feel like a pioneer at the edge of a giant forest,” Chivers said, describing her ambition to understand the workings of women’s arousal and desire. “There’s a path leading in, but it isn’t much.” She sees herself, she explained, as part of an emerging “critical mass” of female sexologists starting to make their way into those woods. These researchers and clinicians are consumed by the sexual problem Sigmund Freud posed to one of his female disciples almost a century ago: “The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, is, What does a woman want?”

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/25/magazine/25desire-t.html

So I guess you'll get to watch some apes doing it?
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Reply #175 - October 07, 2010, 11:28 PM

I recall those conversations about how the Qur'an exclusively touts the desires of man, and MRasheed apologetically vowing that women will not be cheated.

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Reply #176 - October 08, 2010, 12:09 AM

Quote from: billy on October 07, 2010, 09:34 AM
I can say that. The mainstream narrative of Jesus's life and actions is less horrific, violent, hateful, murderous, and sexually perverted than the mainstream narrative of Mohammeds life.

By mainstream I mean, how the respective narratives settled upon by their adherents are accepted.

O u mean the bible describing jesus, Circular argument much?

Do u have any real Historical evidence about how jesus lived like, other that Paul's made up legend.

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Reply #177 - October 08, 2010, 12:12 AM

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JC practically overthrew all the preceding clerical gangsterism that went before

Evidence or it didnt happen.

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Reply #178 - October 08, 2010, 12:28 AM

Quote from: Eliphaz on October 07, 2010, 11:25 PM
*Takes notes*

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/25/magazine/25desire-t.html

So I guess you'll get to watch some apes doing it?

Under it all, we're just lesbians that love monkey sex.
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Reply #179 - October 08, 2010, 01:54 AM

Quote from: tabun on October 08, 2010, 12:12 AM
Evidence or it didnt happen.

I cited the evidence you spotty-faced little chit. Consult the parable of JC and the prossie who spread her legs for the comfort of the toiling men. Quite transparently you've never danced between a woman's thighs, for you would not otherwise question the import of free love, even if in this case the love wasn't quite free.
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