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 Topic: Allah's Doomed Slaves

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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #210 - October 10, 2010, 12:54 AM
    that was great
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #211 - October 10, 2010, 01:25 AM
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    Mount a Bison
    Isabel

    If I lit my candle at the altar of JC, if I spoke in tongues like a man possessed by an orgasmic devil, if that is I acknowledged the Truth Eternal, would you let me dance between your thighs like Mo sucking on Aisha's jiggly things? What would I have to do to put a ring on that finger? I'm assured that Christers are cool with polygamy by the example of David and Soloman who had scores of wives. Set your terms. I'm ready to dance.


     Smiley
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #212 - October 10, 2010, 01:50 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 10, 2010, 12:54 AM


     I'm assured that Christers are cool with polygamy by the example of David and Soloman who had scores of wives.

    How could David and Salomon be Christians before the coming of Christ??  Huh?
    You do believe in miracle then! parrot
    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
    George Carlin
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #213 - October 10, 2010, 01:53 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 09, 2010, 05:53 PM
    ^ So you think Allah wants to bed vulnerable children? That's a grave allegation. Daleel, or it's not true.

    Allah?? God knows, Mohamed yes  I know its a serious allegation shall i  lipsrsealed or call the NSPCC  Tongue
    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
    George Carlin
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #214 - October 10, 2010, 02:22 AM
    Quote from: STARSW on October 10, 2010, 01:50 AM
    How could David and Salomon be Christians before the coming of Christ??  Huh?
    You do believe in miracle then! parrot


    lol
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #215 - October 10, 2010, 02:47 AM
    [qs
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #216 - October 10, 2010, 03:47 AM
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    Had not Solomon and David been sent by the same triune God of which Christ is a part?

     This does not make them Christian!

    Quote
    "Before Abraham was I am". Who said that? Or is this your way of attracting my attention like a cheap hooker on the prowl for some clientele? Very well, spread your thighs for me so I may deposit my Holy Seed.


     Cheesy  thnkyu this is my chance of a lifetime... grin12
    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
    George Carlin
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #217 - October 10, 2010, 07:44 PM
     Cheesy
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #218 - October 10, 2010, 07:50 PM
    You gotta love Christians

    XOXOXOX
    MWAH  Kiss
    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #219 - October 10, 2010, 08:01 PM
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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #220 - October 10, 2010, 09:19 PM
    @Mount A Bison

    So you want to play GoodVsBad

     plan Switch of the light and behave  Tongue hubby is watching  grin12
      bunny bunny
    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
    George Carlin
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     Reply #221 - October 10, 2010, 09:32 PM
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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #222 - October 11, 2010, 12:26 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 01:59 PM
    @Ishina



    They spread their love around for a few dolllars, a few measly quids to relieve sados who cant get it for free. Although I believe no pussy is ever free - you pay for it one way or the other. You buy her diamonds but she pretends she gives it to you for free and you pretend you get it for free. It is a charade.

    But prossies have one advantage: No nagging, no commmitments, no fuss, no in-laws, no chit. In, out, and off you go to the bar for a cold pint. Everybody is happy.


     Cheesy Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #223 - October 11, 2010, 12:35 AM
    ^ I've struck a chord have I? How many times per week do you visit the house of ill-fame? Do you recite al-Fatiha before you go in and after you come out?
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #224 - October 11, 2010, 01:17 AM
    Quote from: tabun on October 10, 2010, 07:50 PM
    You gotta love Christians

    XOXOXOX
    MWAH  Kiss


     Kiss
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #225 - October 11, 2010, 01:43 AM
    Where the HUGS??
    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #226 - October 11, 2010, 01:54 AM
     hugs
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #227 - October 11, 2010, 02:04 AM
    ^ Ah TY

    I feel important again
    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
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     Reply #228 - October 11, 2010, 02:11 AM
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     Reply #229 - October 11, 2010, 02:13 AM
    Quote
    tabun

    I feel important again


     Phwoar
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #230 - October 11, 2010, 02:15 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 11, 2010, 02:11 AM
    Are you two eunuchs sleeping togther? Any room for a third?


     Kiss
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #231 - October 11, 2010, 02:36 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 11, 2010, 02:11 AM
    Are you two eunuchs sleeping together? Any room for a third?


    Come in MAB we are starting a Christian love orgy , damn i hoped ABD X was here to get all the other girls.Damn!!
    MAB Front or back?

    They were jealous so they booted him .
    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #232 - October 11, 2010, 03:14 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 10, 2010, 09:32 PM
    ^ Can you ask this hubby of yours to film our wham-bam-thank-you-mam?


    No I would not no good for his heart!!  parrot

    You are very naughty I have noticed many times, you should wear your Hijab more stricktly it would calm you down  grin12 you can't breath can't see what is on the side  whistling2
    and can't hear shaitan whispering!   Tongue

    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
    George Carlin
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #233 - October 11, 2010, 03:28 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 11, 2010, 12:35 AM
    ^ I've struck a chord have I? How many times per week do you visit the house of ill-fame? Do you recite al-Fatiha before you go in and after you come out?


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    and walk in with your right foot just in case shaitan would walk in with you!!

    Al Iklas to get in and Al Kafirun on your way out! grin12 keep the niqab at all time not to be identified.



    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
    George Carlin
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #234 - October 12, 2010, 08:27 PM


    shaytan comes to MAB for tips!
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #235 - October 15, 2010, 04:27 AM
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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #236 - October 15, 2010, 10:39 AM
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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #237 - October 15, 2010, 02:42 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 15, 2010, 10:39 AM
    But a cow worshipping Hindu cannot do justice to Mo's legendary career.


    So cows are created by some other beings apart from Allah? Okay.

    Well I'd personally chose to worship a cow over Allah if I had to. A cow's manure can be used as fertillizer. But the foulness of Allah spoils whatever it comes into contact with.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #238 - October 15, 2010, 02:51 PM
    ^ It might not be terribly clear, but how things work around here is that in order to be fully understood one must actually write something of their own. Not just quote random passages.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #239 - October 15, 2010, 02:59 PM
    Nah I think when you made that statement, it revealed your true colours.
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