Allah's Doomed Slaves

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Reply #240 - October 15, 2010, 03:03 PM

^ Care to show what those colours are my lovely? Dying to know.
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Reply #241 - October 15, 2010, 03:05 PM

Quote from: Logical_Mind44 on October 15, 2010, 02:42 PM
So cows are created by some other beings apart from Allah? Okay.

Well I'd personally chose to worship a cow over Allah if I had to. A cow's manure can be used as fertillizer. But the foulness of Allah spoils whatever it comes into contact with.

Fascinating. Tell me sugarplum, are you really a cow worshipper? Genuine question this.
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Reply #242 - October 15, 2010, 03:13 PM

Incidentally, whatever views you may have already formed, I'm not one of Allah's gang. I'm a friend of all things good and holy.
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Reply #243 - October 15, 2010, 03:33 PM

Thats the first thing a butt-hurt Muslim would throw as an "insult" to a Hindu out of desperation.

When not all Hindus are animists or worshippers of animals. Or regional deities[polytheists] for that matter. "Hindu" is just a word that includes religious systems of Vedic and Indian roots, some of which are radically different to each other.

You, of course, as intelligent as you are, would have already known that.

But just like the rest of your fellow members in faith, you resorted to doing what is typically known of your kind. What is very much reflective of how much the Quran affects your way of thinking. You know, just like your deity of worship, when it got scared that it was under threat by the Medinans, resorted to "insulting" them as polytheists and idolators.

It claims to be the Creator of the heaven and the earth within it. Therefore being entirely responsible for the nature of all life. But when it comes to humans... it seems to cream it panties over those that practice other means of worship and then, just then, betrays a lack of control, composure and supremacy then. Resorting to child-like tantrums "waaah...!!! I'm gonna burn you in Hell, if you dont listen to what I say!!!".

So when you get down to the bottom of it, you're all the same.
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Reply #244 - October 15, 2010, 03:44 PM

@LM

Brave words. Thing is, I made the "cow worshipping" comment in jest. Glance at the post again and the perceptive reader will observe that a jocose tone runs throughout my argument. Properly understood, my artillery fire was trained almost exclusively on Allah's gang. When you've scanned your eyes across it again, do please tell me what you think. I'm of the conviction that Hindus are a nice if rather superstitious lot. I enjoyed the YouTube video in your lengthy post. Very cute, although it's probably saying all manner of wicked things about the godless.
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Reply #245 - October 15, 2010, 03:54 PM

Uh oh... butthurt Hindu accusing people of being butthurt.

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Reply #246 - October 15, 2010, 03:58 PM

^ Sore buttocks can mean only one thing in my book. Ten pieces of silver for the girl who can tell me.
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Reply #247 - October 15, 2010, 04:16 PM

Yeah but...

Actually its more like me expecting Islam to answer all my questions but when actually investigating felt extremely let down, disgusted and annoyed.
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Reply #248 - October 15, 2010, 04:20 PM

Quote from: Logical_Mind44 on October 15, 2010, 04:16 PM
Yeah but...

Actually its more like me expecting Islam to answer all my questions and present me a deity that I had envisaged but when actually investigating felt extremely let down, disgusted and annoyed.

Kinda like a deity dating website?

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Reply #249 - October 15, 2010, 04:26 PM

Wow... seriously... must you add insult to injury?
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Reply #250 - October 15, 2010, 04:28 PM

lol
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Reply #251 - October 15, 2010, 04:31 PM

Quote from: Logical_Mind44 on October 15, 2010, 04:26 PM
Wow... seriously... must you add insult to injury?

Who?

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Reply #252 - October 16, 2010, 04:01 AM

Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 15, 2010, 10:39 AM
^ Intriguing thoughts. But a cow worshipping Hindu cannot do justice to Mo's legendary career. To describe him as a war criminal merely is to miss his sardonic wit that ordered presumably straight men to sniff each other's backside five times a day, his penetrating mind which penetrated through many a young lovely's skirt, his genius for syncretic synthesis of all rival creeds into one harmonious whole. Of all the swashbuckling warriors who've incarnadined the stage of history, none have more successfully combined the traits of preeminent statesman, prankster and playboy. What other man, not insane, would ask his best chum for his preteen daughter's hand in marriage so he might dance between her thighs and live to tell the tale? Quite apart from getting away with such a daring feat, has ever a person, mortal or god, ever dreamt of such an exploit? More to the point, has ever such a man not only succeeded in his amorous escapades with spotty-faced little chits, but convinced the world to applaud his nocturnal passions as perfectly divine?

The man had bucketfuls of chutzpah and well you know it. So why do witless haters begrude his universal stardom like a sulking cheerleader beaten to the coveted prize who runs around screaming and pulling out her hair? Unique among the glittering names of the past whose stars have dimmed to vanishing point Mo's triumphant legacy still commands center stage in the human drama shining as incandescently as a post-coitus afterglow. There he stands garbed in splendid white robe and a black turban to fry his skull in the baking Mecca heat, half fanatic, half comedian, undiminished in stature and peering out into the future confident it's his for the taking as against a blue sky over his head unfurls the silk banner of Islam.

A romantic figure, one imagines that if Mo was alive today he would be a phenomenal YouTube hit attracting yelling multitudes of hairy Fatimas driven to write saucy messages on his profile channel pledging out of undying love to unlock their rusting chastity belts out of which they haven't stepped since the angel Gabriel mounted him in the Cave of Hira. The man pioneered sex appeal long before third-rate celebrities hitched on to the wagon he robbed in the caravan raids of his early prophetic career. So pregnant was the man with rugged charm that eleven wives plus numerous slaves consented to spread their legs wide for His Excellency that he may discharge his holy seed therein. If his uncontrollable libido breached the Quran's rule of an upper limit of only four wives, then so much the worse for the Quran! He is magnificent, he is radiantly alive, he stands quite alone. Match that in all theology.

He is the perfect narcissist: strong, cunning, very clever and widrawing in his ivory tower when not given enough attention or credibility. This is what he had done when retiring from his wifes (about him having sex with Maria alqitbya the coptic slave)t hen he gave them the choice stay with me or have a divorce they all decided to stay with him and could not complained there after... extraordinary

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Reply #253 - October 16, 2010, 05:18 AM

I see.
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