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 Topic: What Makes You Jealous?

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  • What Makes You Jealous?
     OP - October 05, 2010, 09:42 PM
    Behind my eminently mild exterior lies a roaring green-eyed monster poised to jump with jealous rage at the sight of my social betters. I'm envious of a lot of scoundrels: rich people, beautiful people, intelligent people , people with bigger d!cks than me, slim people, kind people, DUMB people who believe there is a guy in the sky looking out for them like their very own personal Cosmic Bodyguard, people who can cook, anyone driving a Lamborghini Murceilago, people who live on moutaintops, people who can skydive or play the sax better than me.

    I am dead jealous of people who get drunk on three lager shandy's (saves a lot of money) and those who snort coke and enjoy it. I hate rascals who can sing or draw or paint or sketch; and I envy men who box competitively. But I particularly despise the fellow liked by the shapely young girls I wanna mount. "Ooooh isnt he gorgeous' the bitches coo. No he looks like a mound of chit a funeral worker laid after eating a bucket of vindaloo.

    I hate young people, inventors, pioneers, wealth creators, philosophers, thinkers, writers, movers and shakers and I am particularly jealous of uncommonly stupid people because they havent got anything to worry about. All statistics show the witless suffer less from depression! A no brainer really, pun unintended.

    Oh and I get sick with envy when I see cavalry charges in old war movies in black and white and the brave gallants who lived and fought during those years. How intoxicatingly thrilling! 'Tis dulce et decorum to have the wind on one's back. It must have been glorious to draw a sword perched on a trusted mare and charge at the hated enemy. I would have probably needed a change of trousers after but who cares?

    Have I left anyone out?

    Of whom are you jealous?
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #1 - October 05, 2010, 09:54 PM
    I am jealous of your grasp of the english language.

    What literature did you read when you were younger?  I wanna speak like you...  grin12
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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #2 - October 05, 2010, 09:56 PM
    Envious != Jealous

    Please write less, but more clearly.
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #3 - October 05, 2010, 09:57 PM
    Envy = bitter for witnessing what you do not have but desire to have
    Jealousy = bitter for fearing of losing something you have and desire to keep
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #4 - October 05, 2010, 09:59 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on October 05, 2010, 09:56 PM
    Please write less, but more clearly.

    No, keep writing the way you do Mount A Bison.  Afro
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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #5 - October 05, 2010, 10:02 PM
    Well, he could put less effort in rhetoric and more effort in meaning.
    He's almost as painful to read as yeezevee.
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #6 - October 05, 2010, 10:14 PM
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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #7 - October 05, 2010, 10:16 PM
    Quote from: Shahid Raza on October 05, 2010, 09:54 PM
    I am jealous of your grasp of the english language.

    What literature did you read when you were younger?  I wanna speak like you...  grin12

    What a shameless flirt. If you want to be tumbled on the bed, you're going about it the right way. But you haven't answered my question.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #8 - October 05, 2010, 11:39 PM
    Quote from: Shahid Raza on October 05, 2010, 09:54 PM
    I am jealous of your grasp of the english language.

    +1
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #9 - October 05, 2010, 11:53 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 10:16 PM
    What a shameless flirt. If you want to be tumbled on the bed, you're going about it the right way. But you haven't answered my question.

    I did answer.  I'm jealous of people who speak so articulately and eloquently, even if they're slightly verbose.

    Innit? Ya ge me? cool2
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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #10 - October 06, 2010, 03:40 PM
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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #11 - October 06, 2010, 05:00 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 10:14 PM
    What schoolboy doesn't know that jealousy means "resentment because of another's success"? Poor widdle thing.

    Definition: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jealous

    Schoolboys that actually know the meaning and etymology of words.
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #12 - October 06, 2010, 05:15 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on October 06, 2010, 05:00 PM
    Schoolboys that actually know the meaning and etymology of words.

    Pity the dictionary's not on your side my pedantic upstart. One's reminded of Wittgenstein's cutting remark that "Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent". A dictum from which the unlettered might profit.

  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #13 - October 06, 2010, 05:44 PM
    @Teapot

    What a scoundrel you are! The high gods blessed you with rugged good looks, youth, and a boundless capacity for stupidity. Why do you want to be like me for?


    Choose somebody else.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #14 - October 06, 2010, 05:46 PM


    When I go to McDonalds or KFC, and someone gets more fries than me.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #15 - October 06, 2010, 06:24 PM
    Quote from: billy on October 06, 2010, 05:46 PM

    When I go to McDonalds or KFC ...

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    What an embarrassing cheapskate. Is that how you wine and dine a shapely young lovely in whose curves you want to lose yourself come midnight? Any worthy gallant who wants to dance between a beauty's legs, spotting some pretty ankles, takes the pretty little thing to a candle lit dinner, requests for what sounds like the most expensive bottle of wine in the joint and whispers soft words in her ears full of intriguing lies.

    Take a broad to KFC and you will be outclassed, outwitted and outmaneuvered.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #16 - October 06, 2010, 06:49 PM
    I'm jealous of anyone who could easily go traveling as much as they want
    I'm jealous of people who can sing beautifuly
    I'm jealous of people who can play musical instrument
    I'm jealous of people who could easily learn foreign language
    I'm jealous of anyone who can do Indonesian traditional dance

    I guess that's all
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #17 - October 06, 2010, 07:03 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 06, 2010, 05:15 PM
    Pity the dictionary's not on your side my pedantic upstart. One's reminded of Wittgenstein's cutting remark that "Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent". A dictum from which the unlettered might profit.



    That's because you carefully picked the one "dictionary" that supported your imprecise use of the word.

    Ask Merriam-Webster.
    Or ask any psychologist or sociologist what's the difference between "jealousy" and "envy".
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #18 - October 06, 2010, 07:06 PM
    I'm envious of all the men and women who bedded Faye Regan.  Cunts the lot of them.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #19 - October 06, 2010, 07:21 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on October 06, 2010, 07:03 PM
    That's because you carefully picked the one "dictionary" that supported your imprecise use of the word.

    Ask Merriam-Webster.
    Or ask any psychologist or sociologist what's the difference between "jealousy" and "envy".

    If you had been less of a pedantic catamite with a cognitive deficit, you might have noted that for one thing the Webster dictionary nowhere gainsays the cited definition, and for another that words have alternate shades of meaning, but fool that you are you've been outclassed, outwitted and outmanoeuvered. I take it as read, without you furnishing any evidence, that you are an adult with a suitable command of English. If neither of these are true please forgive me, I don't mean to pick on a child.

    Addendum

    Webster's definition of jealousy: hostile toward a rival or one believed to enjoy an advantage

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jealous

  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #20 - October 06, 2010, 07:25 PM
    Quote from: ras111 on October 06, 2010, 07:06 PM
    I'm envious of all the men and women who bedded Faye Regan.  Cunts the lot of them.

    Is she a babe? Pictures, or it's not true.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #21 - October 06, 2010, 07:27 PM
    Quote from: virav5 on October 06, 2010, 06:49 PM

    I'm jealous of anyone who can do Indonesian traditional dance

    I guess that's all

    This excites my libido. If you give us a demonstration my sweet, I will stuff fat greenbacks in your cleavage.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #22 - October 06, 2010, 07:35 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 06, 2010, 07:25 PM
    Is she a babe? Pictures, or it's not true.


    Ahh just the excuse I was looking for



    Clearly the divine creator neglected all his other marvels to focus on her jugs... 7 days my foot,  He must have spent a year on her Millennium domes alone.  I wonder if he cracked one off after he finished his work.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #23 - October 06, 2010, 07:38 PM
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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #24 - October 06, 2010, 07:45 PM
    Quote from: ras111 on October 06, 2010, 07:35 PM
    Ahh just the excuse I was looking for

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Clearly the divine creator neglected all his other marvels to focus on her jugs... 7 days my foot,  He must have spent a year on her Millennium domes alone.  I wonder if he cracked one off after he finished his work.


    The divine creator - my foot -  nah, a plastic surgeon + lots of silicone. Look at her arms. Do you really think, that anybody with such skinny arms (and body) can have such a large bust ? Men are so gullible.
    Like a compass needle that points north, a man?s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

    Khaled Hosseini - A thousand splendid suns.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #25 - October 06, 2010, 07:47 PM
    Paloma I have seen people like that who are really like that DNA-ically
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #26 - October 06, 2010, 07:49 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 06, 2010, 07:38 PM
    LOOOOOOOOOOL

    Eye-candy to be sure, but a little on the skinny side for my taste. I like a voluptuous woman onto whose love handles I can hold during our three-times-a-nighter.


    Something like this ?

    Like a compass needle that points north, a man?s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

    Khaled Hosseini - A thousand splendid suns.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #27 - October 06, 2010, 07:53 PM
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     Reply #28 - October 06, 2010, 07:58 PM
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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #29 - October 06, 2010, 08:00 PM
    Quote from: Paloma on October 06, 2010, 07:45 PM
    The divine creator - my foot -  nah, a plastic surgeon + lots of silicone. Look at her arms. Do you really think, that anybody with such skinny arms (and body) can have such a large bust ? Men are so gullible.


    No I have seen natural large busts on small bodies.  No silicone involved.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
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