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 Topic: What Makes You Jealous?

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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #60 - October 07, 2010, 04:14 PM
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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #61 - October 07, 2010, 05:16 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 06, 2010, 09:29 PM
    Do you play a regal sport like tennis or something a bit manly like rugby or something altogether vulgar and trashy like football?

     


    I can't play sport... particularly contact sports. Football is the one game I wish I could play as I enjoy watching it, but alas it never came to be and I shall never be able to dance between the thighs of an admiring beauty who finds my footwork intoxicating. Same goes for dancing.

    I hate this thread.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #62 - October 07, 2010, 07:16 PM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on October 07, 2010, 05:16 PM
    ... and I shall never be able to dance between the thighs of an admiring beauty who finds my footwork intoxicating.

    Is this because of your size?
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #63 - October 07, 2010, 08:23 PM
     Cheesy

    I am jealous of....
    Strong, Independant women.
    People with strong dicipline skills, courage, and full of life.
    People who know exactley what they want to do in life.
    Daughters who are close to their mothers.
    People who can eat as much as they want and not gain a pound.
    People who stand up for what they believe in.
    The rich kids who never have to worry about money.
    People who exercise on a regular basis.
    Smart, Rational, and clever people like MAB...

    That's it for now.
    I will post more later.
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #64 - October 07, 2010, 08:41 PM
    Quote from: Saathiya on October 07, 2010, 08:23 PM
    I am jealous of....

    Strong, Independant women.


    Why do you want to be strong for you daft thing? A man wants something pleasant to look at when he leaps out of bed in the morning, not a spikey-haired feminist schoolmarm from whom bitchiness radiates like heat from a stove, a skirt-clutching uppity little bint who runs around screaming and pulling out her hair whenever he ogles some pretty ankles.

    Shake your tits a little and smile for the breadwinner, the lord of the manor, the king of the castle. Shake, bake and fake (an orgasm).


  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #65 - October 07, 2010, 08:48 PM
    Bison, in your castle, must your women fake their orgasms?
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #66 - October 07, 2010, 09:02 PM
    Quote from: Luthiel on October 07, 2010, 08:48 PM
    Bison, in your castle, must your women fake their orgasms?

    LOOOL

    They do when they have to spread their legs three-times-a-nighter, when the red mist of lust descends, when Eros comes a-calling, when I unwrap the twelve inch magic wand from its loin cloth, when I quench the promptings of the quenchless flesh, when I discharge myself manfully.

    But what a riposte. Blew my hair right back. I'm impressed.

    Note to self    : Must avenge yourself on Lutheil for showing you up. Plan something dastardly. Pinch her nipples. Mount her like a buffalo
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #67 - October 07, 2010, 09:16 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 07, 2010, 07:16 PM
    Is this because of your size?



    What are you getting at Bison? Not all of us have a 12-inch wand. What of it? Think I'm jealous?? That's what this thread is all about isn't it, just a chance for you to boast about your manhood. Admit it!

    Size doesn't matter.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #68 - October 07, 2010, 09:53 PM
    @Eliphaz

    Don't begrudge my loins. It's all I have left me in this my twilight age. Tell us whom you really aspire to be. Does your blood pressure rise when Saathiya rejects your sexual advances for a wheel-chair bound bum like Prince Spinoza?
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #69 - October 07, 2010, 11:03 PM
    That's not true.  I can juggle Prince Spinoza and Eliphaz at the same time...cuz i'm a playa like that cool2.
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #70 - October 07, 2010, 11:05 PM
    Quote from: Saathiya on October 07, 2010, 11:03 PM
    That's not true.  I can juggle Prince Spinoza and Eliphaz at the same time...cuz i'm a playa like that cool2.

    Do you take it in both orifices at the same time?
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #71 - October 07, 2010, 11:09 PM
    why yes.  I sometimes have them both at the same time.  I must admit they are both equally good at what they do. Kiss
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #72 - October 07, 2010, 11:10 PM
    Quote from: Saathiya on October 07, 2010, 11:09 PM
    why yes.  I sometimes have them both at the same time.  I must admit they are both equally good at what they do. Kiss


    Pics or it didn't happen.  Tongue
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #73 - October 07, 2010, 11:17 PM
    @Saathiya

    Why does Eliphaz - who's never been laid - furiously deny that he ever danced betwen your hary thighs? Do you smell like the insides of a bison ?
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #74 - October 08, 2010, 12:07 AM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on October 07, 2010, 11:10 PM
    Pics or it didn't happen.  Tongue


    Oh so you're denying this in public, are you? My dear Eliphaz, you cant deny what's in your heart...those wonderful late nights, the passion, the heat, the fire...
    It's time everyone knew about us...dont deny this attraction you have for me...and Prince Spinoza.
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #75 - October 08, 2010, 12:12 AM
    *lurks and reads*


    *fantasizes*
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #76 - October 08, 2010, 01:45 AM
    I fume with jealousy when daft broads who don't even possess a twelve inch d!ck called Ishina beat me as the Poster of The Month. The cow. Especially when I vote for the eunuch to advertise my magnanimity, my graciousness, my gentlemanly spirit. To what end? To the end cheifly of foregoing my moment of glory. And to the end secondly of getting no compensating sex from the victor. If only wiser I had been!

  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #77 - October 08, 2010, 01:55 AM
    Quote from: Saathiya on October 08, 2010, 12:07 AM
    Oh so you're denying this in public, are you? My dear Eliphaz, you cant deny what's in your heart...those wonderful late nights, the passion, the heat, the fire...
    It's time everyone knew about us...dont deny this attraction you have for me...and Prince Spinoza.


    Forgive me my love, of course it's true! I could never deny you, my silky goddess. I'm just sick of sharing you with that sucker Prince Spinoza! How could you imply that it was me who was attracted to Spinoza? I have no attraction at all to his hairy man balls bouncing against my own...whatsoever. Just the thought makes me want to puke. I was doing this all for you!

    What does he have that I don't? Why am I alone not enough to satisfy you?  sad
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #78 - October 08, 2010, 01:59 AM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on October 08, 2010, 01:55 AM
    I have no attraction at all to his hairy man balls bouncing against my own...whatsoever. Just the thought makes me want to puke.

    Cheesy

    Quote from: Eliphaz on October 08, 2010, 01:55 AM
    What does he have that I don't?

    Size ?
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #79 - October 08, 2010, 09:40 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 06, 2010, 10:37 PM
    Envy is the only effective spur to action. Psychology 101 right there.


    Really, mab? What is one to make of those who are motivated by fear or love or duty and so on? Are we to understand that beneath all those varied emotions there is always envy driving one on? 

    Quote
    The classy young thing ditches the bum, takes up with her new beau, and envy carries the day. What is wrong with that enterprising spirit? Fact is, the gospels report that JC grew envious at times as well, envious of the fact that the bulk of humanity were card carrying members of the Devils party instead of his own. Text book illustration of jealousy. The Prince of Darkness was the spiritual head of nine tenths of human souls and that drove him up the wall. Ditto for Buddah, for Mo, for all God's chillun. Envy can take a spiritual form as well. It's called the free market of ideas. Are you against that?


    It seems we are need of a common definition of envy before we can continue. I am not sure that the term can be spread so widely but please do tell me why you think every desire to improve oneself is a thinly veiled bout of envy.

    And, to reply to what you said in another post, my contention is not that we can be rid of envy for all mankind. Let us leave the whole of mankind aside. Can you grant that there may even be just one person that can live without being envious of their fellow humans?
    I do not know whether it is possible to not be envious, but I find it hard to believe that absolutely everybody must behave the same way.
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #80 - October 08, 2010, 09:45 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CTNxrrWCDE
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #81 - October 09, 2010, 12:26 AM
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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #82 - October 09, 2010, 12:40 AM
    @Thinkfree

    Cool beat. Not quite my cup of tea, but I can dig the lyrics.
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #83 - October 09, 2010, 01:10 AM
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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #84 - October 09, 2010, 01:11 AM
     Cheesy
    I think u scared him away.
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #85 - October 09, 2010, 01:15 AM
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  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #86 - October 09, 2010, 01:29 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 09, 2010, 12:26 AM

    From where does the impulse to better onself spring if not from the forlorn recognition that some other fellow has an easier time of it in this vale of tears?


    Can we not divorce the motive from the recognition of another? Do you think when Michelangelo sculpted the David he did it because he was jealous of another's art?
    Is it so inconceivable that he desired to do something without harbouring spite for another?
    I think this is where the division lies. I agree with you that everyone must and should desire self-improvement and that seeing another's attempt can raise admiration in one and a desire to acheive the same heights. I can also agree that this sense of desire is animal nature and should not be repressed. The problem is when you want to describe this desire as envy alone, so that all feelings of admiration are corrupted and tainted by feelings of resentment and spite. I cannot take that step with you.

    Asking for my own anecdotal responses to your questions is neither here nor there mab. I am no standard for man, nor does my response matter. If ever a man lived that was able to admire others without resenting them then my point stands. Smiley


    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #87 - October 09, 2010, 01:31 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 09, 2010, 01:10 AM
    @Z10

    Where have you gone my lovely? Come back or I will discharge myself in your butt.


    I apologise my friend. I am curious to know however, why you insist on a debate with the threat of rape, instead of discussion? Do you find that the quality of discourse is improved by framing it in a way that allows you to play the alpha male?
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #88 - October 09, 2010, 01:47 AM
    Quote from: z10 on October 09, 2010, 01:31 AM
    I am curious to know however, why you insist on a debate with the threat of rape, instead of discussion?

    I was only in jest my sugarplum and well you know it. I couldn't mount you even if I desired 'cause I suffer from sexual impotence. Oh Lord, lord most fair and sweet, pray give me back my strength!

    Quote from: z10 on October 09, 2010, 01:29 AM
    I can also agree that this sense of desire is animal nature and should not be repressed. The problem is when you want to describe this desire as envy alone, so that all feelings of admiration are corrupted and tainted by feelings of resentment and spite. I cannot take that step with you.

    Did I not concede that I was guilty of polemic overkill in my last post? Glance again at the very first line of my riposte and see how well your charge stands.

    I think you overlook too readily the religious foundation of casting envy in a bad light as described at some length in my response. At bottom, demonising jealousy is a totalitarian concept that convicts men of thought crime. Na mean dawg?
  • Re: What Makes You Jealous?
     Reply #89 - October 09, 2010, 01:55 AM
    I think it can come down to this - everybody can admire the acheivements and possessions of another, however I do not think it is necessary that this admiration should at the same time have a law-like constraint that such feelings of admiration should be accompanied by feelings of resentment. I do not think this is a necessary a priori fact, merely a correlation.
    I also do not think we can appeal to definition. I think the definition of envy includes both the feeling of admiration and the petty feeling of spite and thus envy is not a necessary part of man. Only the first aspect is, not the latter.

    This is also not a moral problem. It does not matter whether being petty and spiteful is wrong or right, what is at issue here is whether it is practised by every man.

    And yes, I know you were joking, so was I. Smiley
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
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