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  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #30 - October 09, 2010, 11:20 PM
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  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #31 - October 09, 2010, 11:23 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 09, 2010, 11:20 PM
    Did I mix you up with Shemale of the Year?


    Shut the fuck up!  Cheesy
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #32 - October 09, 2010, 11:28 PM
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  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #33 - October 09, 2010, 11:31 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 09, 2010, 11:28 PM
    ^ I'm beginning to doubt your sexuality. The average lass would give her uterus to be the biggest masturbation fodder of all God's chillun, but you seem uncomfortable with the male gaze. What gives my sweet? Dyke or what?


    Keep guessing, baby!
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #34 - October 09, 2010, 11:31 PM
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  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #35 - October 09, 2010, 11:33 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 09, 2010, 11:13 PM
    @Yezeevee

    Is it true that you and I are one and the same glorious person? That's what I keep being told.

      
    Damn that was the best kept secret next to "Bride Stealing Rascals" .. fellows in cemb don't know that yeez and MAB are partners in bride stealing....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P08-s2L2x2E

    Allah hoo Akbar..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #36 - October 09, 2010, 11:39 PM
    Seriously "bum" sounds like a homeless person and that is such a turn off...
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #37 - October 09, 2010, 11:40 PM
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     Reply #38 - October 09, 2010, 11:44 PM
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  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #39 - October 09, 2010, 11:49 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 09, 2010, 11:40 PM
    @Yezeevee

    What does Chechen bride stealing have to do with this award ceremony you mountebank? Is it a hint of how you want to be swept off your feet and hurled on the master bed for some pillow biting?

     "pillow biting"   is banned by ameerullah mujahideen    Caucasian Emirate..  

    ..Pillow Smothering ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1kN4cpBGIs


    PEACE...
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #40 - October 10, 2010, 12:09 AM
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  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #41 - October 10, 2010, 12:17 AM
    dance Yayyyy. MAB acknowledged me. I lurve him.

    I should start a letters to MAB thread when he leaves
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #42 - October 10, 2010, 01:10 AM
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  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #43 - October 10, 2010, 01:19 AM
    Why is IA a crazed Marxist?
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #44 - October 10, 2010, 01:22 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 10, 2010, 01:10 AM
    @Ephemeral

    I have special plans for you my sweet. Picture the scene: A whitewashed property in sunny Spain encircled by a burst of purple bougainvillea, a well stocked wine cellar to water our nocturnal passions, and a sky blue jacuzzi to cool off our quenchless libido. But don't stink the place up with your curry. Especially when its mating time. I don't want a blast of smelly breath when you cry out for me to plunge deeper. Together, begetting children by the yardful, we shall spread the epistolary tradition to the ends of the earth.


     Cheesy

    Fear not the wafts of curry and the springiness of onion-breath which I exhibit for the world to experience. Much like a monstrous dinosaur from ages long frosted over, you will not be able to ignore the hideousness with which I conduct myself. But that being which did beget you, that Skirt-raising, ankle-showing, rouge-wearing sugarplum which do be your mother, told me a secret.

    she told me you do enjoy that which boggles the mind, you illegitimate man.

    So you will like my curry breath. You will lean in and ask to breath it in some more.

    And when you do,  i shall lie back in the jacuzzi amidst green lawns and blue skies, put my foot on your shoulder as you crouch and say. "no you may not smell my heavy curry breath."
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #45 - October 10, 2010, 03:34 AM
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  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #46 - October 10, 2010, 04:22 AM
    Quote from: ateapotist on October 09, 2010, 09:41 PM
    Seeing as allat has not been mentioned, may I suggest a correction.
    (9) Queen of the murtadeen: allat

    The Elder Statesman of the murtadeen:  Hassan
    Smiley


    Your cheque is in the mail ateapotist.  Smiley


    Quote from: Cheetah on October 09, 2010, 09:45 PM
    What do we get for winning an award?  72 virgins each perhaps.


    I'll take a dozen or so, don't think I could handle 72. And please, no virgins, only those who are experienced, and know what to do, and how to do it, if you know what I mean.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #47 - October 10, 2010, 04:57 AM
    Quote from: yeezevee on October 09, 2010, 11:09 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)
    I bet 'niqabitches"   have beards and they are writing in to CEMB


    Wooooooohhhooooooo! Yeezeevee is back!  dance

    Welcome back Rascal hunter.
    ...
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #48 - October 10, 2010, 07:31 AM
    Where's my weed? Angry
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #49 - October 10, 2010, 02:18 PM
    Where's my name?
    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #50 - October 10, 2010, 02:28 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 09, 2010, 08:48 PM
    (21) Braindead Pondlife: Tlaloc

    O_o
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #51 - October 10, 2010, 03:17 PM
    e-Dramatist: MAB
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #52 - October 10, 2010, 04:33 PM
    Quote from: muddy on October 10, 2010, 02:18 PM
    Where's my name?

    Who are you?
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #53 - October 10, 2010, 04:37 PM
    Quote from: Buttersnips on October 10, 2010, 03:17 PM
    e-Dramatist: MAB

    A dramatist is a failed novelist. Better instead they figure to write reams upon unlettered reams of corny dialogue, but who said the awards had to be disseminated for accomplishments?
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #54 - October 10, 2010, 04:38 PM
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  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #55 - October 10, 2010, 06:07 PM
    i'm sick of this internet.  i'm gonna make my own.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #56 - October 10, 2010, 06:10 PM
    and again, im overlooked by the jury!  finmad
    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #57 - October 10, 2010, 06:27 PM
    Author of the most romantic proposal - Muddy.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #58 - October 10, 2010, 06:31 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on October 09, 2010, 11:09 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)
    I bet 'niqabitches"   have beards and they are writing in to CEMB



     Grin
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: CEMB Awards 2010
     Reply #59 - October 10, 2010, 06:42 PM
    Sexiest voice - RIBS
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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