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 Topic: SEX

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  • Re: SEX
     Reply #90 - October 16, 2010, 05:22 AM
    Quote from: Loki on October 16, 2010, 12:33 AM
    What was the PM? I'm curious lol


    Hear you are. Since it was not meant specifically for me and was sent to everybody,  Cry  then it is public and not a PM. It's basically what he writes in every post he writes... Cheesy

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    I wanna touch you where no man before has gone. How sweeter tha a honeycomb to mount you like a bison! I want you in my bed. No talking, no flirting, just let my body plunge into yours. If I come over tonight with a bottle of red, will you slip on that little red sexy number for me sugarplum?







    ...
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #91 - October 16, 2010, 05:39 AM
    Funny as hell.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #92 - October 16, 2010, 07:41 AM
    Who told you that?
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #93 - October 16, 2010, 10:29 AM
    So you're emulating and fashioning yourself upon a 7th century 'perceived hero' named Mohammed?   Pathetic.   Roll Eyes
    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #94 - October 16, 2010, 10:34 AM
    Cool thing.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #95 - October 16, 2010, 10:58 AM
    You did. 

    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 16, 2010, 05:18 AM
    Mo is my hero.

    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #96 - October 16, 2010, 11:06 AM
    .
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #97 - October 16, 2010, 11:39 AM
    Don't know much about Mo other than what I've read, neither do I want to know, but I certainly don't believe he was an imperishable god - there ain't no such thing imo.
    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #98 - October 16, 2010, 11:49 AM
    I agree.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #99 - October 16, 2010, 12:54 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 16, 2010, 11:06 AM
    Had you read the preceding paragrapghs  you might understand why he is not a hero, but an imperishable god. But what would a skirt-clutching schoolmarm whose daughters have run away to Africa to be as far away as humanly possible know about the infinitely wise Mo?


    Whoa dude wtf is your problem?
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #100 - October 16, 2010, 12:57 PM
    Duly consulted but doesn't turn me on or do anything for me in the slightest.  wacko
    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #101 - October 16, 2010, 01:01 PM
    I see.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #102 - October 16, 2010, 01:02 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 16, 2010, 01:01 PM
    Did you have your humour glands surgically removed my sweet? My problem is your abomination of an avatar. Change it or I shall never stimulate your rectum with my Turkish sausage again


    You bore me.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #103 - October 16, 2010, 01:03 PM
    Quote from: Maya on October 16, 2010, 12:57 PM
    Duly consulted but doesn't turn me on or do anything for me in the slightest.  wacko

    Can you think of a comparable historical figure for whom hairy Fatimas would pledge to unlock their rusting chastity belts?
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #104 - October 16, 2010, 01:03 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on October 16, 2010, 01:02 PM
    You bore me.

    We can always change sexual positions.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #105 - October 16, 2010, 04:22 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 16, 2010, 11:06 AM
    But what would a skirt-clutching schoolmarm whose daughters have run away to Africa to be as far away as humanly possible know about the infinitely wise Mo?

    Not funny MAB - do the decent thing and apologise. Please.
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  • Re: SEX
     Reply #106 - October 16, 2010, 04:36 PM
    I see.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #107 - October 16, 2010, 04:46 PM
    Give it a rest.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #108 - October 16, 2010, 04:48 PM
    ^ Come again darling.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #109 - October 16, 2010, 04:50 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on October 16, 2010, 04:22 PM
    Not funny MAB - do the decent thing and apologise. Please.

    Yeah, that post about Maya went way too far.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #110 - October 16, 2010, 04:57 PM
    Sorry but that response on Maya wasn't called for.
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  • Re: SEX
     Reply #111 - October 16, 2010, 05:28 PM
    Okay.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #112 - October 16, 2010, 06:00 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 16, 2010, 10:34 AM
    Who said Mo was my hero?


    Quote from: Maya on October 16, 2010, 10:58 AM
    You did. 


    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 16, 2010, 05:18 AM
    Mo is my hero....

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  • Re: SEX
     Reply #113 - October 16, 2010, 06:14 PM
    Ha.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #114 - October 16, 2010, 06:31 PM
    You are jealous of her, because she has her own hotel in Istanbul, your home land. Admit it!  whistling2

    Maya Hotel
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  • Re: SEX
     Reply #115 - October 16, 2010, 06:38 PM
    Well said.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #116 - October 16, 2010, 06:43 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 16, 2010, 06:38 PM
    Istanbul is for the sophisticates. I'm just a country boy who is intellectually barefoot and can't understand why RIBS won't jiggle those hairy tits for him on the webcam.


    That's why!
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  • Re: SEX
     Reply #117 - October 16, 2010, 08:11 PM
    ^ You're not ashamed
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #118 - October 16, 2010, 09:18 PM
    MAB I get lost in your posts, not because they're intellectually challenging, just that after the first couple of words it screams ''I AM A DOUCHE, I AM A DOUCHE''. We get it, you're horny and sexually frustrated, now you can move onto intelligent discussion with the rest of us. This forum is forgiving.
    Be yourself.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #119 - October 16, 2010, 09:22 PM
    Uh-huh.
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