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 Topic: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!

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  • Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     OP - October 13, 2010, 07:46 PM
    Many of you have been mourning over the loss of BerberElla-- her wit, her wisdom, her hotness, her fine, fine ass. Mourn not! For she has left the forum to redeem you and cleanse you of your sin, and one day she will return! Rejoice in the glorious sacrifice she has given you through her precious ass and await her even more glorious return!

    Can I get a Fuckin A?!?

    Yes, my children, the Second Coming of Berbs to CEMB Forum is no myth, no vain hope. But how long shall we wait? We can only hasten her return with the strength of our faith. Show you love for Berbs, as she surely loves you, by joining the Church of the Sacred Ass of BerberElla. Will you join and be saved?

    Amen, Fuckin A, and Hallelujah!
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #1 - October 13, 2010, 08:10 PM
    where do i sign?

    Fuckin A. 

    Church of sacred BerberElla ass. i missed her first cumming but i will make sure i dont miss her second

    Hail BerberElla and her glorious rimmed ass.  dance
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #2 - October 13, 2010, 08:13 PM
    lol
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  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #3 - October 13, 2010, 10:14 PM
    Quote from: Dr@gon Sl@yer on October 13, 2010, 08:10 PM
    where do i sign?

    Fuckin A.  

    Church of sacred BerberElla ass. i missed her first cumming but i will make sure i dont miss her second

    Hail BerberElla and her glorious rimmed ass.  dance


    Welcome to The Church brother!
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #4 - October 13, 2010, 10:18 PM
    dance dance Hallelujah! I is saved! parrot parrot
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #5 - October 13, 2010, 10:19 PM
    thanks you   Rev.

    i feel like  bunny  

    Praise the BerberElla.  worship  worship worship
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #6 - October 13, 2010, 10:21 PM
    I see.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #7 - October 13, 2010, 10:23 PM
    She doesn't have DD's. She goes for quality, not quantitty.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #8 - October 13, 2010, 10:23 PM
    Reading this forum today is making me laugh a lot for some reason...  Cheesy
    .
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #9 - October 13, 2010, 10:24 PM
    All true believers know Berbs has not DDs. Heretic! Burn him at the stake!
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #10 - October 13, 2010, 10:26 PM
    Interesting.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #11 - October 13, 2010, 10:27 PM
    Wot the Rev. said.  Tongue
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #12 - October 13, 2010, 10:27 PM
    Fine
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #13 - October 13, 2010, 10:28 PM
    I should have kept that pic of her tits so I could enlighten this heathen.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #14 - October 13, 2010, 10:29 PM
    let him dream, for it is a harmless (p)ass time.

    remember where there are tits , theres ass.

    besides u dont know maybe she does now possess DD.    Tongue
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #15 - October 13, 2010, 10:30 PM
    All hail the four peaks of perfection

     worship worship worship
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #16 - October 13, 2010, 10:31 PM
    shit forgot the fourth one       worship
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #17 - October 13, 2010, 10:31 PM
    Of course i will join

    Fucking Amen Hallelujah
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #18 - October 13, 2010, 10:31 PM
    w
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #19 - October 13, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Quote from: Dr@gon Sl@yer on October 13, 2010, 10:29 PM
    let him dream, for it is a harmless (p)ass time.

    remember where there are tits , theres ass.

    besides u dont know maybe she does now possess DD.    Tongue


    I do know Dragon Slayer, they are not Double Ds for a fact, but she does possess the most spectacular and holy of asses.

    However, this theological bickering about the minor details of the nature of our God-head Berbs is distracting us from our main mission-- veneration, worship and trust in the BerberElla, and fellowship amongst believers.
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #20 - October 13, 2010, 10:39 PM
    we must protect the unity of our churh at all costs,  let us all agree to worship all the peaks our god possess and let us burn at the stake all  those that disagree,

    Let this be a warning to the unbelieving swines, if u persit in ur kufr of the 4 peaks. u shall be condemned for eternity to lick the hairy bum crack of an extremely linguistic turk.

    may BerberElla have mercy on the believers.
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #21 - October 13, 2010, 10:50 PM
    No
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #22 - October 14, 2010, 02:40 AM
    I put my soul into thy hand.





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    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #23 - October 14, 2010, 05:48 AM
    Quote from: Rev. Winton Dupree on October 13, 2010, 07:46 PM
    Many of you have been mourning over the loss of BerberElla-- her wit, her wisdom, her hotness, her fine, fine ass. Mourn not! For she has left the forum to redeem you and cleanse you of your sin, and one day she will return! Rejoice in the glorious sacrifice she has given you through her precious ass and await her even more glorious return!

    Can I get a Fuckin A?!?

    Yes, my children, the Second Coming of Berbs to CEMB Forum is no myth, no vain hope. But how long shall we wait? We can only hasten her return with the strength of our faith. Show you love for Berbs, as she surely loves you, by joining the Church of the Sacred Ass of BerberElla. Will you join and be saved?

    Amen, Fuckin A, and Hallelujah!


    Ameeeeeeen
    ...
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #24 - October 14, 2010, 11:50 AM
    Fuckin' A!
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #25 - October 14, 2010, 01:36 PM
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Witness, unbelievers! As was foretold, Berbs' apostle Naerys has returned to portend the Second Coming of BerberElla herself. The prophecy is being fulfilled! Hallelujah!
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #26 - October 14, 2010, 08:58 PM
    Fuckin A!!!

    Oh that blessed of all bums!
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #27 - October 28, 2010, 10:22 AM
    I worship at the feet of the Holy Goddess.

    For am I but a dirty and abject devotee hanging by the threads of your leather garb.

    Take me into your bosom Oh Bodacious One!


    From Berbs do we come and to Berbs do we go.

    From Berbs do we come and to Berbs do we go.

    From Berbs do we come and to Berbs do we go.

    Awomen.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #28 - October 28, 2010, 10:44 AM

    I want to wash her feet with my milk.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #29 - October 28, 2010, 10:49 AM
    and I want to lick it off, whilst bent on all fours
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