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 Topic: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!

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  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #60 - March 30, 2011, 01:31 PM
    don't worry about Hassan - Berbs obviously placed a seal on his heart - deaf, dumb and blind - he will never beleive. plus i think he is being paid by the joos
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #61 - March 30, 2011, 01:33 PM
    YOU FUCKER I WAS A BELIEVER FOR SO LONG AND ON THIS DAY ON THIS DAY YOU CAST DOUBTS IN MY HEART

    *TVI*
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #62 - March 30, 2011, 01:35 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on March 30, 2011, 01:26 PM
    Wow! Yeah! I repent! I repent! It was Shaytan who led me astray!

    (Hey Berbs, seriously hope this means ur back  far away hug)


    Lucky I did a refresh, I had a terribly scathing retort all typed up about Hadrat Hassan Bey'ism.  Was good too.  Central father figure, comparison to Abrahamic traditions, you catch my drift.

    Then I noticed I have no Valhalla access, so it seems that not only have other demi wishful thinkers tried to usurp my standing, but I have literally been toppled from my perch.   Cry

    Not to worry, I'm back, this oversight will be dealt with.  parrot



    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #63 - March 30, 2011, 01:37 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on March 30, 2011, 01:29 PM
    Too late bitches! Only we true believers will be saved from Berbs wrath. The Rev showed us the truth and you rejected it.


     dance  Give me time, I need to catch my bearings and warm up. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #64 - March 30, 2011, 01:38 PM
    MY GODDESS PLEASE HAVE MERCY. I HAVE AN XBOX AND A PLAYSTATION. WHO WILL LOOK AFTER THEM?
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #65 - March 30, 2011, 01:38 PM
    Hey!  Look who's back.   party!

    I've restored your Valhalla access.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #66 - March 30, 2011, 01:39 PM
    May Berbs accept my repentance for I was led astray by Black Dog And Abu Yunus - THEY DID IT NOT ME!!

    Besides it says in the Holy Burqan:

    [Berbs accepts the repentance of those who do evil in ignorance and repent soon afterwards; to them Berbs will turn in mercy: for Berbs is full of knowledge and wisdom. But of no avail is the repentance of those who continue to do evil, until death faces one of them, and he says, “Now  have I repented indeed” nor of those who die rejecting Faith: for them We have prepared a painful chastisement.] (An-Nisaa’ 4:17 –18)

    Oh shit - I just re-read that verse!
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #67 - March 30, 2011, 01:39 PM
    DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HER BROTHERS LEST YOUR EYES BE SCORCHED!!!!!!!!!!
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #68 - March 30, 2011, 01:39 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on March 30, 2011, 01:37 PM
    dance  Give me time, I need to catch my bearings and warm up. 


    Wow! Berbs OMFG!!!   far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #69 - March 30, 2011, 01:40 PM
    OMG

    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    BERBS IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    BERBSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HOW YOU BEEN? dance
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #70 - March 30, 2011, 01:40 PM
    I was always agnostic.  Berbers can never be truly known.  Even now when she has returned.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #71 - March 30, 2011, 01:42 PM
    Off with your head, infidel!
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #72 - March 30, 2011, 01:42 PM
    Quote from: abuyunus3 on March 30, 2011, 01:39 PM
    DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HER BROTHERS LEST YOUR EYES BE SCORCHED!!!!!!!!!!

     oh that is what that tingly feeling is.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #73 - March 30, 2011, 01:42 PM
    I was always a believer, Berbs - take no notice of what the Rev Winton Dupree says - he was taking bribes and sexual favours while you were gone!
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #74 - March 30, 2011, 01:55 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2011, 01:38 PM
    Hey!  Look who's back.   party!

    I've restored your Valhalla access.


     bunny  Perch regained > Check
                  
    Thanks Cheetah.  I was thinking about you the other night, I finally got round to watching Boy in the striped Pyjamas, and fuck it if I didn't wish I could tell you off for making someone as sensitive as me, watch that movie.   Grin

    Thanks for the welcome back people.  I've been good, could have been better if I wasn't being so good, but ah well, lessons learned.

    What's the gossip?  who killed who? Who slept with which member's mum/sis?  has Abu yunus come out of the closet? Islamically............updates to best threads too please.   dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #75 - March 30, 2011, 01:56 PM
    lol - i only came to revist this thread to ask the Reverend, whence will Berbeth rejoin us.  And Lo, a mighty warner has befallen. Let this be a sign to Ye who disbelieve for out of the darkness  she hath returneth..    dance dance
    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #76 - March 30, 2011, 02:04 PM
    Quote
    What's the gossip?  who killed who? Who slept with which member's mum/sis?  has Abu yunus come out of the closet? Islamically............updates to best threads too please.   dance


    Abu Yunus is completely out of the closet, in every sense of the word.   yes

    Apart from Mount A Bison, we've all been a pretty sexless lot lately.  Presumably that will all change now you're back.   Tongue

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #77 - March 30, 2011, 02:08 PM
    Let me declare there is no god but Berbs and Hadrat Hassan Bey is her faithful servant!  worship worship worship worship worship worship worship
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #78 - March 30, 2011, 02:11 PM
    Quote
    Let me declare there i no god but herbs and hadrat hassan bet is her faithful servant!


    Herbs?  You heretic. We should keel you - keel you with fire.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #79 - March 30, 2011, 02:13 PM
    Forgive. Me im posting from my phone waiting for kids this is new to me lol
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #80 - March 30, 2011, 02:20 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2011, 02:04 PM
    Abu Yunus is completely out of the closet, in every sense of the word.   yes


    Hmm, has he been bacon, booze, and butt sex tested?  as per the usual ex muslim test of honesty?

    Quote

    Apart from Mount A Bison, we've all been a pretty sexless lot lately.  Presumably that will all change now you're back.   Tongue




    As long as that status quo remains the same up til next weekend, then you could be right.   dance  As long as its not heterosexual only as the criteria, then change will have to come from someone else.  
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #81 - March 30, 2011, 02:24 PM
    Abu has been bacon and booze tested, we're leaving the butt sex to MAB.   

    Quote
    As long as its not heterosexual only as the criteria, then change will have to come from someone else. 


    Does that mean you're now a lesbian?  Yay, more men for me.   dance
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #82 - March 30, 2011, 02:25 PM
    Heya Berbs. Nice to see you back.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #83 - March 30, 2011, 02:29 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2011, 02:24 PM
    Abu has been bacon and booze tested, we're leaving the butt sex to MAB.   

    Does that mean you're now a lesbian? Yay, more men for me.   dance


    Not yet I'm not, but if I get drunk enough when I'm off these anti biotics next week, I might be.  You never know.   dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #84 - March 30, 2011, 02:36 PM
    good to see you back berberella Smiley
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #85 - March 30, 2011, 02:48 PM
    Thanks Kenan, z10. 

    But I shouldn't have logged in til later tonight, too many threads to read and an essay due on Friday that barely has the bones of a plan, just pages and pages of notes spread out on the bed around me.

    Bad choices, will I ever stop making them.   Over react
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #86 - March 30, 2011, 02:52 PM
    what are you studying?
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #87 - March 30, 2011, 02:56 PM
    I'm still doing my access course, this essay is a psychology one, but it's a varied course.

    Still trying to decide what uni to accept, and which course to go for out of my choices, in short still avoiding making decisions, and it seems, writing essays. wacko 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #88 - March 30, 2011, 02:57 PM
    But no seriously, half an hour more of catching up on threads and then I'm out of here until it's done, or I pull the extension card. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Brothers and Sisters! I have come to share the Good News!
     Reply #89 - March 30, 2011, 02:58 PM
    NO, NOW! THE FORUM WILL STILL BE HERE WHEN YOUR ESSAY'S DONE.
    fuck you
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