A God that is merciful but that punishes you eternally for disbelieving in him.
A god that is omnipotent but omniscient and can't change what he already knows, a god that is outside our logic, a god that is outside space and time but that also functions in space and time (laws of physics).
Men and women are equal but different.
A being that is invisible and immaterial but is living and is described anthropomorphically in the Quran.
The human language is an imperfect tool but the divine message was released in language form, an imperfect tool.
The Quran was written as a stone tablet and yet has abrogated verses in it and verses about abrogation.
A god that doesn't show miracles now or back then but did for another group of people, that were similar in culture and behavior and place, but demands us and them to believe in miracles we've never witnessed or will witness.
Angels and Jinns are invisible and immaterial (as far as we can see or at least we don't have the technology to detect them) yet they are here, affecting the physical world we live in.
Jinns are made of smokeless fire. Nuff said. Hm Allah never heard of expression "where there is smoke there is fire". It's like Muslim version of there is no spoon, "there is fire but no smoke".
Mohammad fucked Aisha that's historical context but he is still a moral guide for today and a leader of men and beasts until Judgment day. Which is a very long time.
He is a moral guide that is here to replace the laws of the old moral guides and religions because they were corrupted but at the same time he can make mistakes and Quran is not corrupted but we have hadiths on missing verses and many various sects and interpretations of Islam.
He is infallible but can also make mistakes but only for certain things, outside the scope of Islam. Yet Islam is a complete way of life. And Mohammad is the Prophet of Islam.
Being asked to fast and one of the reasons is to feel the pain of poor people, why are there poor people in the beginning?
Which leads me to:
Some born rich, some born poor, we all have same free will, but not same opportunities, yet we all end up in very different places, literally difference between heaven and hell.
Water being scarce for poor people but not scarce enough to wash your ass with, like a person dying of thirst won't drink ass-water or even camel urine, that's beneath them, they'll only drink evian and Icelandic glacier water. A thirsty person would quench his thirst with drops of acid rain if he had to; "Hey at least my throat isn't parched anymore. It's just.. severely burned".
Water is not available to poor people from sunrise to sundown, that's why we don't drink during day, at day there are no water sources, they're a mirage, and during night water sources magically re-appear, this is geology 101. OK maybe not contradiction but file under "WTF" in the Islamic Cabinet of Crazy Shit.
A god that is beyond praise but yet praised daily. And you are rewarded for praising him. And punished for not praising him.
A god that is the most powerful and only real god but gets really angry at people that believe in fake gods. And punishes these ignorant fools, for all eternity.
Quran not a book of science but used for miracles. There are Quranic scientific discoveries but when opposed; Quranic verses detailing scientific facts and scientific contradictions are allegorical and metaphorical.
We are asked to look for physical signs such as the camel and olive for Intelligent Design but finds of Unintelligent design is dismissed. Or dismissed as this is an imperfect world. Yet Allah is the best of creators. Which he can be. And still not be.
Do you guys have anymore?
The last 2500 years or so of monotheistic "religious dialog" are really attempts to either solve or hide these paradoxes. It always seems after the fact though. God shows up, commands people to murder, kill, and plunder, and then leaves men to try and reason out the paradoxes.
Topic: Paradoxes and Contradictions in Islamic Theology