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 Topic: Texts From Last Night

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  • Texts From Last Night
     OP - November 10, 2010, 11:23 AM
    So I put this website in the ‘cool website’ thread, but figured it might make a fun thread of its own.

    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

    Texts From Last Night (TFLN) was founded in February 2009 by two friends for reasons that may or may not include: the tendency to press send more easily as the night turns to morning, friends' social habits, disgraced government officials, exes, law school, closing down bars and leaving tabs open, general debauchery and/or a common disgust for all the negativity surrounding the 'sexting' phenomenon. The goal was to create a site that was revealing in nature while concealing the identity of everyone involved.

    Really, this site is absolutely shameless and has me in tears of laughter. Its hard to pick good ones actually since they are all funny as fuck, but here’s a few that tickled me:

    ...

    Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out

    i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

    Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.

    the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.

    I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.

    He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.

    It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.

    Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?

    i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...

    Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.

    I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...

    ...

    Post your faves or maybe even some of your own texts if you're feeling daring Smiley
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Texts From Last Night
     Reply #1 - November 10, 2010, 11:28 AM
    At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Texts From Last Night
     Reply #2 - May 03, 2015, 06:44 AM
    (214):

    How does one acquire holy water?

    (256):

    So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...

    (205):

    never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..

    (563):

    I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine

    (603):

    Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy

    ^ Strangely that last one was from New Hampshire.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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