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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #690 - November 17, 2011, 05:10 AM

I'm an anal virgin.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #691 - November 17, 2011, 05:10 AM

haha just kidding

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #692 - November 17, 2011, 05:12 AM

Yes, we know you're a little manwhore Jesus.

Were you the one who tried arm sex recently? I'm not surprised.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #693 - November 17, 2011, 05:13 AM

I've fucked a fat chicks arm flab if that's what you're asking.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #694 - November 17, 2011, 05:20 AM

Quote from: Jesus Christ on November 17, 2011, 05:10 AM
I'm an anal virgin.

Giving or taking?

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #695 - November 17, 2011, 05:22 AM

Lets just say I like to take reverse poops...

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #696 - November 17, 2011, 05:25 AM

Whatever tickles your colon

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #697 - November 17, 2011, 05:26 AM

Oops I mean 1 in 5000 WITH protection, 1 in 500 without. Sorry guys I'm so sleepy :(

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #698 - November 17, 2011, 05:29 AM

Quote from: Jesus Christ on November 17, 2011, 05:13 AM

I've fucked a fat chicks arm flab if that's what you're asking.

I am disappoint son. You don't know what arm sex is?

All the muzzies are super into it since they go crazy when they see a woman in sleeveless or a t-shirt, showin off those sexy arms that drive them to lust.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #699 - November 17, 2011, 05:30 AM

Quote from: deusvult on November 17, 2011, 04:59 AM
Statistics don't work that way. 1 in 500 doesn't mean if you have sex 500 times for sure you have it. It means that each time you have sex you have a 0.2% chance of contracting aids.

Come on it was a joke.
But wait, what? If something has a 10% chance of happening when x happens, doesn't x happening 10 times boost the chance to 100%? Oh no wait, wait I think there was some formula for it burried in the back of my mind from my statistics course...

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #700 - November 17, 2011, 05:31 AM

I'm a virgin. My sexual fantasy is getting a kiss from a girl.
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #701 - November 17, 2011, 05:39 AM

LOL Good luck Tmp

Kissing's not a big deal though - at least to me, I don't really get turned on by it that much.

Maybe I have been kissing the wrong guys though. *shrug*

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #702 - November 17, 2011, 05:41 AM

That's cos you've been kissing them with your other lips. Facesitter.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #703 - November 17, 2011, 05:41 AM

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #704 - November 17, 2011, 05:53 AM

Quote from: Jesus Christ on November 17, 2011, 05:41 AM
That's cos you've been kissing them with your other lips. Facesitter.

lol. I'd get more turned on by that, silly.

Though I've actually never tried it that way. I've gotten it standing up and lying down. I'm not quite too sure why I didn't sit on the last guy's face. I didn't like him very much either (he made me angry a lot) - you'd think I would've wanted to smush his stupid face.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #705 - November 17, 2011, 06:02 AM

Quote from: Peppermint Tits on November 17, 2011, 05:39 AM
LOL Good luck Tmp

Thanks.

Quote from: Jesus Christ on November 17, 2011, 05:41 AM
That's cos you've been kissing them with your other lips. Facesitter.

I don't get it. You mean my buttcheeks? Like this:
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #706 - November 17, 2011, 06:03 AM

Quote from: Peppermint Tits on November 17, 2011, 05:53 AM
lol. I'd get more turned on by that, silly.

Though I've actually never tried it that way. I've gotten it standing up and lying down. I'm not quite too sure why I didn't sit on the last guy's face. I didn't like him very much either (he made me angry a lot) - you'd think I would've wanted to smush his stupid face.

Seriously? That's more like reward than punishment

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #707 - November 17, 2011, 09:17 AM

kissing is amazing. equal to sex.

you probably havent been kissing the right guys.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #708 - November 18, 2011, 02:35 AM

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Lets just say I like to take reverse poops... Wink

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #709 - November 18, 2011, 02:43 AM

Update: no change

...yeah still a virgin, but doesn't bother me any more, i'll only sleep with someone i love, end of.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #710 - December 08, 2011, 08:36 PM

I think I don't give any approval of hedonism because it feels like I can't pursue it. On the other hand, I've noticed that somehow seeming like the person who wants to stand out, it doesn't really help get across people who fit in quite well which seems to be my case. Maybe one of the things that stand out are intelligence and such.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #711 - December 08, 2011, 09:54 PM

Quote from: norabora on November 17, 2011, 09:17 AM
kissing is amazing. ~~equal to~~ BETTER THAN sex.

Fixed.

Quote from: stardust on November 18, 2011, 02:43 AM
Update: no change

...yeah still a virgin, but doesn't bother me any more, i'll only sleep with someone i love, end of.

Seriously, even as a man my first fully penetrative sex experience was awful and embarrassing. It’s probably best to get it out of the way with someone you like, and reserve the proper and experienced sex acts for the one you love.
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #712 - December 08, 2011, 10:15 PM

Quote from: stardust on November 18, 2011, 02:43 AM
Update: no change

...yeah still a virgin, but doesn't bother me any more, i'll only sleep with someone i love, end of.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #713 - December 03, 2012, 12:46 AM

Still virgin and don't know why I'm waiting...

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #714 - December 03, 2012, 01:22 AM

Update: Not a virgin any more

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #715 - December 03, 2012, 01:29 AM

Welcome to the world of shaggers Dusty lol

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #716 - December 03, 2012, 01:42 AM

Thanks but now I can't have the honor of being sacrificed to some ancient god

'Shag' -that word always cracks me up

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #717 - December 03, 2012, 01:46 AM

Update:

Still a virgin.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #718 - December 03, 2012, 02:12 AM

I can help you with that

.....is that a little too creepy?
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #719 - December 03, 2012, 02:14 AM

On a serious note tho I don't think there is anything wrong with waiting for the right person to share that experience with. Sex can be as special as we make it or as meaningless as we make it. Not a big fan of promoting shagging around all over the place either with all the stds out there.

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