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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #720 - December 03, 2012, 02:15 AM

Quote from: Aurora on December 03, 2012, 02:12 AM
I can help you with that

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #721 - December 03, 2012, 02:16 AM

Yea, nothing wrong with waiting and nothing wrong with having sex a lot either. Do whatever you feel comfortable with and don't allow yourself to be pressured.
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #722 - December 03, 2012, 04:21 AM

I haven't had sex in so long, I think my virginity came back to me.

That's how it works, right?
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #723 - December 03, 2012, 06:30 AM

Quote from: -Tmp- on November 17, 2011, 05:31 AM
I'm a virgin. My sexual fantasy is getting a kiss from a girl.

Quote from: Peppermint Tits on November 17, 2011, 05:39 AM
LOL Good luck Tmp

Kissing's not a big deal though - at least to me, I don't really get turned on by it that much.

Maybe I have been kissing the wrong guys though. *shrug*

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That's cos you've been kissing them with your other lips. Facesitter.

Quote from: -Tmp- on November 17, 2011, 06:02 AM
I don't get it. You mean my buttcheeks? Like this:

Oh Boy, how did i miss this?

*facepalm*

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #724 - December 03, 2012, 08:54 AM

Quote from: Abood on December 03, 2012, 04:21 AM
I haven't had sex in so long, I think my virginity came back to me.

That's how it works, right?

This. In fact, I can't even remember how to do it. It's sort of like wudu, right?

Anyway, waiting is fine, do what makes you happy.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #725 - December 03, 2012, 11:00 AM

Quote from: Abood on December 03, 2012, 04:21 AM
I haven't had sex in so long, I think my virginity came back to me.

That's how it works, right?

What is this jannah or something? Born-again virgins.
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #726 - December 03, 2012, 11:11 AM

I was engaged for 2 years to a religious nut, so we never went all the way. Still a virgin, not even bothered about it
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #727 - December 03, 2012, 11:21 AM

Lol, maybe he is trying to cover up his impotence with his piousness. So not even a first or second base?

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #728 - December 03, 2012, 11:27 AM

Our rule was this: everything under the belt is forbidden til white dress night So he was very much into sticking his tongue in my mouth and fondling my boobs. Ew

The thing is we were Islamically married, but in our culture, you can't do anything until you wear the white dress and have that stupid party with half a million guests
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #729 - December 03, 2012, 02:37 PM

Quote from: Ishina on November 11, 2010, 12:39 PM
I'd never fuck a virgin. I can't imagine a worse turn-off than some inexperienced little man-child fumbling at my bra strap. Give me a raging stud who can flick it open without even looking at it while fucking me so hard my future children feel it.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #730 - December 03, 2012, 06:52 PM

Im not gonna lie, after reading that two years ago, i did learn how to flick a bra open without looking at it and im doing it quite well at this moment

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #731 - December 03, 2012, 07:01 PM

Sometimes i wish i was.

Oh and hello by the way im a virgin on here so be gentle

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #732 - December 03, 2012, 07:20 PM

Flicking a bra open is easy. Thumb and first finger on each strap just past the hook then pull the thumb and first finger together and past each other and release (thumb goes under the first finger as you cross them over). Mission accomplished in literally a second. Hmmm I shouldn't be a bad influence on you young'uns! LOL

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #733 - December 03, 2012, 07:26 PM

this girl is (and I ain't even mad).

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #734 - December 03, 2012, 08:56 PM

Quote from: Rendezvous on December 03, 2012, 07:26 PM
this girl is (and I ain't even mad).

Not for long, if I have my way.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #735 - December 03, 2012, 09:07 PM

Quote from: Pepe on December 03, 2012, 07:20 PM
Flicking a bra open is easy. Thumb and first finger on each strap just past the hook then pull the thumb and first finger together and past each other and release (thumb goes under the first finger as you cross them over). Mission accomplished in literally a second. Hmmm I shouldn't be a bad influence on you young'uns! LOL

Or you can just remove the whole thing with your teeth. It's a bit slower, but it can be amusing (works for knickers too).

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #736 - December 03, 2012, 09:29 PM

Quote from: Pepe on December 03, 2012, 07:20 PM
Flicking a bra open is easy. Thumb and first finger on each strap just past the hook then pull the thumb and first finger together and past each other and release (thumb goes under the first finger as you cross them over). Mission accomplished in literally a second. Hmmm I shouldn't be a bad influence on you young'uns! LOL

Have you been introduced to Ishina? you might have a shag on the plate mate.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #737 - December 03, 2012, 09:30 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on December 03, 2012, 09:07 PM
Or you can just remove the whole thing with your teeth. It's a bit slower, but it can be amusing (works for knickers too).

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #738 - December 03, 2012, 11:59 PM

Quote from: Stardust on December 03, 2012, 01:22 AM
Update: Not a virgin any more

Awesome, now you can call yourself Zina, Sex Princess!
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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #739 - December 04, 2012, 12:06 AM

Quote from: Solara on December 03, 2012, 08:56 PM
Not for long, if I have my way.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #740 - December 04, 2012, 12:07 AM

I remembered that right after I posted.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #741 - December 04, 2012, 02:46 AM

i'm still a virgin..

wtf u laughing at.. i am!!

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #742 - December 04, 2012, 02:49 AM

LOL Ness, is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPayFrCOiZM

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #743 - December 04, 2012, 02:54 AM

Quote from: nessrriinn on December 04, 2012, 02:46 AM
i'm still a virgin..

wtf u laughing at.. i am!!

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #744 - December 04, 2012, 03:04 AM

Quote from: Stardust on December 04, 2012, 02:49 AM
LOL Ness, is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPayFrCOiZM

startdust !!

side note:
i can't believe there's a cream for that.. just the other day i was shocked to see they have a vag. bleaching wash to lighten and brighten insanity

Quote from: Pepe on December 04, 2012, 02:54 AM

And Im the Tooth Fairy

where's my money tooth boy!!

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #745 - December 04, 2012, 03:12 AM

Quote from: nessrriinn on December 04, 2012, 03:04 AM
where's my money tooth boy!!

Ah so now u changed my nickname from Dawa Boy to Tooth Boy! Imma make it rain!

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #746 - December 04, 2012, 01:44 PM

Quote from: Stardust on December 04, 2012, 02:49 AM
LOL Ness, is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPayFrCOiZM

da fuck. I thought it was an add for some anti-aging cream, until it blasted out vaginal tightening from my speakers. Actually its better to have sex with a woman who's had one or two kids, too tight is not good anyway.

Well I suppose it makes sense if you have a small penis. But for me personally one's she's popped a kid or two that's just right.

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Re: Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #747 - December 04, 2012, 02:07 PM

Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPayFrCOiZM

Dafuq?
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Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #748 - December 12, 2012, 12:10 AM

I'm still a virgin too. Waiting for freedom + the right one. But honestly I feel that I'll stay virgin forever
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Who else is still a virgin?
Reply #749 - December 12, 2012, 03:40 AM

me am one.

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