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  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #840 - September 17, 2013, 09:58 PM
    There is nothing wrong with masturbation.

    Wanking is a human right.

    There is no Hell.

    Only Mind.
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #841 - September 17, 2013, 11:03 PM
    This post will be out of context only because I do not care to read through 34 pages of stuff.
    Lemme make this one easy. I'm not a virgin and all the sex I've done has been pretty good Cheesy
    Tell people that there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.

    Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
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  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #842 - September 17, 2013, 11:07 PM
    *really, very, super slow, Matrix-style slow, clapping

     whistling2
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

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  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #843 - September 18, 2013, 09:16 AM
    Virgin at 35, no appreciation, no PM,  would that I was a Muslim.

    What an invaluable diamond it is?      banghead
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  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #844 - September 18, 2013, 12:29 PM
    I've never been pegged with anything but inanimate objects (complimentary Pantene bottle, cigar tube). Do I still have my anal virginity?
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #845 - September 23, 2013, 11:55 PM
    Quote from: toor on September 18, 2013, 12:29 PM
    I've never been pegged with anything but inanimate objects (complimentary Pantene bottle, cigar tube). Do I still have my anal virginity?


    Yes.
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  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #846 - September 25, 2013, 04:09 PM
    Yep, Virgin checking in, for some reason I still feel the need to want to do it with another virgin. Also I am very oblivious to the dating game.
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #847 - September 25, 2013, 08:11 PM
    I'm not a virgin and proud to say it Smiley as a girl naughty me Wink
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #848 - September 26, 2013, 08:38 AM
    Quote from: Revengeance on September 25, 2013, 04:09 PM
    Yep, Virgin checking in, for some reason I still feel the need to want to do it with another virgin. Also I am very oblivious to the dating game.

    I wouldn't say its bad that you feel that way. The dating game just takes practice like anything.
    Tell people that there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.

    Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
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  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #849 - September 26, 2013, 09:16 AM
    Didn't have penetrative sex (there was an encounter with a 15 year old girl when I was 18 but I didn't have any condoms at the time and I'm not that focused on the whole 'penetration' thing - I'm more into the 'mutual genitial enjoyment'-thing and we certainly did THAT one!) until I was 28. With a girl who just turned 15. Who had stalked me sexually since she was 14. Weird stuff (age of consent in Denmark is 15. In her case, it should have been 12. In my little sister's case, it should be 35).

    Haven't had sexual relations since I just turned 30. That is 11 years ago.

    So. 3-7. That was some pretty sick and cool and nice stuff we did there. Then everything dried up for 21 years (minding the gap at 11 years) and now I'm here 11 years later and since I'm big on empirical data I'll die without ever having sex again.
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  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #850 - September 26, 2013, 07:01 PM
    Me. By choice, just not my choice :(
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #851 - September 26, 2013, 07:03 PM
    What makes you say that wiselyskeptical ?
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #852 - September 26, 2013, 08:23 PM
    Eh I'm not so sure, I'd have to dominate her and she'd have to dominate me in the Hegelian/Deleuzian sense. Anyone?

    I'm actually being dead serious here.
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #853 - September 26, 2013, 08:32 PM
    ^ You mean you want her to pervade your entire social existence like a normalising discourse?
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #854 - September 26, 2013, 08:38 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on September 26, 2013, 08:32 PM
    ^ You mean you want her to pervade your entire social existence like a normalising discourse?


    I'm just taking the pernicious nature of love to its logical limit, yes.
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #855 - September 26, 2013, 09:00 PM
    ^ Thought you might have been hinting at using the master/slave dialectic as a cheap euphemism Wink.
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #856 - September 26, 2013, 09:03 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on September 26, 2013, 09:00 PM
    ^ Thought you might have been hinting at using the master/slave dialectic as a cheap euphemism Wink.


    I don't understand?
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #857 - September 26, 2013, 09:05 PM
    Never mind.
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #858 - September 26, 2013, 09:10 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on September 26, 2013, 09:05 PM
    Never mind.


    No, I mean, it is a fleshly euphemism, but i don't see how it is crude given that she gives you herself, and you give yourself to her.

    Islam!

    The funky shit starts happening when you break up though. retroactive erasure and all that. Stalin truly loved insofar as it could be physically manifested.

    In this regard, most couples don't truly break up (in the flesh that is) and this is a very good thing.
  • Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #859 - September 27, 2013, 06:18 PM
    Quote from: Wiselyskeptical on September 26, 2013, 07:01 PM
    Me. By choice, just not my choice :(


    Use The Force Wielyskeptical...

    Use The Force.

     Cheesy

    Just kidding.  whistling2


    I'm an idiot...I know.  lipsrsealed


    Move along. Move along...  bored0
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
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