Pina colada is really nice, I think they include coconut cream, pinapple juice and some other stuff.
I've not really tried beer/lager except a sip of it, can't remember which and I didn't like it. The smell of both is not nice either.
A classic pina colada is rum, pineapple juice and coconut juice (not cream). They are rather nice.
Beer varies a lot. Cheap and popular commercial beers are often terrible. Good beers are much nicer (IMHO) and not that much more expensive.
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