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  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #30 - November 18, 2010, 10:46 PM
    Oh yh forgot you were same age as me  Smiley Although I'm now 20 and you might still be 19  Tongue
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #31 - November 18, 2010, 10:54 PM
    Ya. What year of uni are you in?
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #32 - November 18, 2010, 11:09 PM
    2nd year.
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #33 - November 18, 2010, 11:46 PM
    Goddamit I'm so far behind.
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #34 - November 19, 2010, 01:46 AM
    Relax you're still young!! What you doing now?
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #35 - November 19, 2010, 04:34 AM
    ...

    I'm just on the computer...

    What are you wearing?...
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #36 - November 19, 2010, 09:23 AM
    Last night I was in my nightie and I'm still in them. I have a day off on a Friday  dance
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #37 - November 19, 2010, 09:25 AM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 19, 2010, 04:34 AM
    What are you wearing?...


     Grin
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #38 - November 19, 2010, 09:26 AM
    ^What's so funny about that??
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #39 - November 19, 2010, 09:49 AM
    It was a sexy time question Thamina. Has nobody ever asked you that?
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #40 - November 19, 2010, 09:53 AM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 18, 2010, 10:11 PM
    ^No it wasn't hard to stomach-honest lol.

    No when they were busy winning the treble I was busy playing with dolls  Smiley


    I must have been 12 when they won it, still have the photos of me, my brother and the old man celebrating it.
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  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #41 - November 19, 2010, 09:59 AM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 19, 2010, 09:26 AM
    ^What's so funny about that??


    Its like the opening words to phone sex / internet sex.

    "What are you wearing"

     Grin

    (If your salafi boyfriend ever asks you that, he's probably being serious, and making sure you are properly covered up)

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #42 - November 19, 2010, 04:51 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 19, 2010, 09:23 AM
    Last night I was in my nightie and I'm still in them. I have a day off on a Friday  dance


    Hey, me too (the day off, not the nightie). Although I've had a day-off every day for the past 18 months.  grin12
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #43 - November 19, 2010, 06:57 PM
    ^how come?
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #44 - November 19, 2010, 07:04 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on November 19, 2010, 09:49 AM
    It was a sexy time question Thamina. Has nobody ever asked you that?


    No they haven't.

    Quote from: billy on November 19, 2010, 09:59 AM
    Its like the opening words to phone sex / internet sex.

    "What are you wearing"

     Grin

    (If your salafi boyfriend ever asks you that, he's probably being serious, and making sure you are properly covered up)




    Do you know once I walked in on my couzin sis hubby watching 1 of those live sex phone channel things you know. I asked him the next day and he denied it saying I was drunk (I was lol) and I was probably seeing this but I'm 99.9% sure he was!

    Oiiiiii he's not like that! He's only a salafi/conservative in some ways like say the Prophets b'day he doesn't believe in celebrating it which puts him at odds with his mum who calls him a "wahhabi"  Cheesy But in other ways like personal freedoms, hijab etc. he's actually quite liberal lol.
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #45 - November 19, 2010, 07:38 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 19, 2010, 09:26 AM
    ^What's so funny about that??


    Don't worry about it, it's just me being stupid me.
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #46 - November 19, 2010, 08:02 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 19, 2010, 07:04 PM
    No they haven't.

    Do you know once I walked in on my couzin sis hubby watching 1 of those live sex phone channel things you know. I asked him the next day and he denied it saying I was drunk (I was lol) and I was probably seeing this but I'm 99.9% sure he was!

    Oiiiiii he's not like that! He's only a salafi/conservative in some ways like say the Prophets b'day he doesn't believe in celebrating it which puts him at odds with his mum who calls him a "wahhabi"  Cheesy But in other ways like personal freedoms, hijab etc. he's actually quite liberal lol.

    Wut - he's wahhabi & doesnt mind you drinking?
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  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #47 - November 19, 2010, 08:06 PM
    No he isn't a "wahhabi" he follows the hanafi school although he says there's nothing wrong with the teachings of that abdul wahhab coz they're in line with "quran and sunnah" lol He doesn't know I've started drinking yet. This is gonna be the 1st time in 8 MONTHS.
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #48 - November 19, 2010, 08:09 PM
    My oldest brother is religious as fuck, but he watches porn too.  Roll Eyes
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #49 - November 19, 2010, 08:11 PM
    My sister is a niqabi and alimah. I've seen the bookmarks.  Roll Eyes
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #50 - November 19, 2010, 08:15 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 19, 2010, 07:04 PM
    No they haven't.

    Do you know once I walked in on my couzin sis hubby watching 1 of those live sex phone channel things you know. I asked him the next day and he denied it saying I was drunk (I was lol) and I was probably seeing this but I'm 99.9% sure he was!



    Not that kind of phone sex.

    When you're talking to your girlfriend one-to-one on the phone and you end up talking dirty and ting.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #51 - November 19, 2010, 09:47 PM
    ^Do that a lot do you?  Wink
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #52 - November 19, 2010, 09:47 PM

    Not for a while.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #53 - November 19, 2010, 09:54 PM
    Cheer up billy boy (is ur name bilal?) I'm sure you'll find someone to talk dirty to in the near future  Smiley
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #54 - November 19, 2010, 10:02 PM

    Well its mostly when you have a long distance relationship and I haven't been in one of those for a while thats why.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #55 - November 20, 2010, 08:49 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 19, 2010, 08:11 PM
    My sister is a niqabi and alimah. I've seen the bookmarks.  Roll Eyes

    Please do tell.  grin12
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