Osmanthus: Not sure what a quandary is. Perhaps a contradiction?
Dilemma might be better synonym but you've got the idea anyway.
In that case, I will say you answered the question yourself (will offend quite a few people) and when I said will piss a lot of people off I meant a lot of you guys, members of CEMB. Should I have said a few people? What would have been a better thread title in your opinion?
The title isn't the issue. I'm just saying that starting a thread that you expect will be offensive is rather amusing when your subject matter is that we should not offend people.
Anyway, leaving that aside, the problem with not offending religious people is that they are wonderfully resourceful when it comes to finding ways to be offended. It is difficult to have an honest conversation with them without causing some offence somewhere along the line.
Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.