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 Topic: To troll, or not to troll?

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  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #30 - January 06, 2011, 02:31 PM

    One thing I have been very tempted to do, but haven't quite got round to it, is to go to Islamic fatwa websites and ask some seemingly innocuous questions pretending to be a Muslim who is beginning to think critically about Islamic dogma.
    Questions like:
    • The evidence for evolution seems compelling to me.  Can I take the whole 'Adam-and-Eve' story metaphorically?
    • The miracles of the prophets seem highly implausible.  Can I assume they were just myths or dreams passed on from generation to generation?
    • I do not like many things that the Prophet Muhammad did, like the sex with 9 year old Aisha, and the Banu Qurayza massacre.  Can we just see Muhammad as merely man of his time and not take him as the 'perfect role model' for all humanity for all time?
    • Sharia punishments like stoning to death, and chopping off limbs, etc, seem barbaric.  Do they have to be followed even in the 21st century?
    • To what extent should Muslims living in the West obey the law of the land?  What if the law (like compulsory car insurance) requires doing something haram?
    • Why aren't Muslims allowed to think critically and ask awkward questions about their faith?


    In fact, I once comtemplated phoning in live on a Ramadhan Radio programme to express my feelings.  Perhaps even to drop the bombshell that I'm an ex-Muslim.  Tongue

    Do it!  Afro

    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #31 - January 06, 2011, 02:49 PM

    I often play golf with a katana.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #32 - January 06, 2011, 02:59 PM

    rationalthinke is a troll trolling a thread about trolling.

    No, he's an idiot.

    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #33 - January 06, 2011, 05:36 PM

    I troll all the time.
    I go to Gay chatroom and state "KILL ALL FAGS" in large font
    I go to Black chatroom and state "which one of you niggers stole my bike?"
    I go on ratedesi and write funny stuff on their profile. ex "sup fatty?" "You have a big forehead and red eyes. deal with it." "sup sexy beech."

    This isn't trolling, this is just being a dickhead.

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #34 - January 06, 2011, 05:48 PM

    be a dick head on me rationalthike  001_wub 001_tongue

    <AliIsAli>: in ur sharia law, am i to be killed???
    <ghutlu>: Yes sure sure u should 4 firstly Being Ex muslim
     <ghutlu>:  for leaving ISLAM
     <AliIsAli>: would u kill me if u saw me?
     <ghutlu>: yes surely
     <AliIsAli>: :(
     <ghutlu>: by the way gay is just a mental problem
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #35 - January 06, 2011, 06:09 PM

    Trolls don't exist. Show me a troll and I will show you a man posing uncomfortable questions. This imbecility was perfectly nailed here:
    Our contemporary discourse is awash with mis-, dis-, and non-information owing in no small measure to the baneful influence of the bromide merchant. Consider the much abused concept of "the troll". What can it mean?  I'm told by people who claim to know that it means to provoke a reaction. Intriguing. For what purpose do message boards exist but to elicit a response? The word provocation is a dignified word in pressing need of rehabilitation. A novel that does not provoke a reaction, a thought, a feeling be it ever so uncomfortable is good for what? In all my years of trading barbs it has never crossed my lips that word. Let any man prove otherwise and I will renounce the material world, end my subscription to PlayBoy and join a monastic order posthaste. There is such a thing as a nuisance to be sure, but these are by no means so common as to require their own special terminology. The troll, in nine cases out of ten, is simply a man with whom you disagree, which is not the same thing as a nuisance.

  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #36 - January 06, 2011, 06:18 PM

    omg ur signature made me hold my breath. nice one.  Afro

    <AliIsAli>: in ur sharia law, am i to be killed???
    <ghutlu>: Yes sure sure u should 4 firstly Being Ex muslim
     <ghutlu>:  for leaving ISLAM
     <AliIsAli>: would u kill me if u saw me?
     <ghutlu>: yes surely
     <AliIsAli>: :(
     <ghutlu>: by the way gay is just a mental problem
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #37 - January 06, 2011, 06:19 PM

    You guys think you know how to troll, but not really.
    Learn the master of trolling at 4chan.
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #38 - January 06, 2011, 06:20 PM

    Sigh.

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #39 - January 06, 2011, 06:26 PM

    omg ur signature made me hold my breath. nice one.  Afro

    A fan are you? Charming. What say you and I get together for a drink at a wine bar and, there necking Bacardi Breezer and Brandy, head back to my place for lunch and a roll in the hay?
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #40 - January 07, 2011, 03:07 AM

    Do it, ateapotist! dance 877-WHY-ISLAM


    They are ASKING you to call! We should start a call in campaign! Wink

    "Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."~Steven Weinberg
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #41 - January 07, 2011, 03:16 AM

    Interesting perspective, MAB, and so humbly presented!  To me, a troll would be someone who misleads others as to his beliefs or purpose in making comments or asking questions or asks them for a purpose other than the obvious.  I don't think trolling is necessarily a bad thing. When I was trolling on YA my intention was to make people think, but I would still call it trolling for the aforementioned reasons.

    "Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."~Steven Weinberg
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #42 - January 07, 2011, 03:32 AM

    Reminds me of this skit.  Cheesy

    Very creative and funny!




    "Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."~Steven Weinberg
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #43 - January 07, 2011, 07:55 PM

    Interesting perspective, MAB, and so humbly presented!

    I'm a God-fearing man. If the humility blows your hair right back, wanna be my second wife?

    To me, a troll would be someone who misleads others as to his beliefs or purpose in making comments or asking questions or asks them for a purpose other than the obvious.  I don't think trolling is necessarily a bad thing. When I was trolling on YA my intention was to make people think, but I would still call it trolling for the aforementioned reasons.

    If troll was a neutral term that was descriptively employed instead of pejoratively, I would gladly join you in marching under its banner for a great many of my eruptions, being not fit to print, would fall under its rubric. They are pregnant with mischief. They are subversive of morality. They are disgraceful, utterly and completely. No question. Together my sweet, begetting trolls by the yardful, we should fill the earth with the devils.  But of course troll is not so employed is it? It's a term of opprobrium that carries with it a foul odour. No shapely young babe will spread her legs for such a man.

    Fact is, a troll is merely a register of personal dislike. It's the refuge of the outwitted, outgunned and outmaneuvered. No girl who wants to put her lips on me should let that word cross her mouth. Got that?
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #44 - January 08, 2011, 05:11 PM

    I troll girls in real life. I break their hearts. Sweep and toss it over the rest on a stack. A collection that I pride myself with.
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #45 - January 08, 2011, 05:34 PM

    I troll girls in real life. I break their hearts. Sweep and toss it over the rest on a stack. A collection that I pride myself with.

    ^^  Another idiot!

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #46 - January 08, 2011, 05:51 PM

    ^^  Another idiot!


    Do not respond to me or refer to me directly or otherwise when you have me on ignore.

    What part of your brain is malfunctioning that you don't have the basic intellect to realize that since you already have me on ignore it means you think of me negatively and therefore it is pointless to repeat this mental supposed fact of yours by typing it?

    Also here I am making this post, not because I consider your opinion of me, or that I am asking you anything. You have just illustrated your stupidity as aforementioned. I could care less what an inferior person has to speak of me.

    Incase, unbeknowst to me of the mental capacity and behaviour of lesser creatures, you and others akin to you actually took what I said seriously. Let me reiterate that no, it was not.
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #47 - January 08, 2011, 05:59 PM

    I troll all the time.
    I go to Gay chatroom and state "KILL ALL FAGS" in large font
    I go to Black chatroom and state "which one of you niggers stole my bike?"
    I go on ratedesi and write funny stuff on their profile. ex "sup fatty?" "You have a big forehead and red eyes. deal with it." "sup sexy beech."


    hello BD.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #48 - January 08, 2011, 06:01 PM

    BlackDog?

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    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #49 - January 08, 2011, 06:03 PM

    Definitely not BD.

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #50 - January 08, 2011, 07:22 PM

    When is BD coming back?
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #51 - January 09, 2011, 08:18 PM

    Its so BD.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #52 - January 11, 2011, 07:48 PM

    I'm a God-fearing man. If the humility blows your hair right back, wanna be my second wife?
    If troll was a neutral term that was descriptively employed instead of pejoratively, I would gladly join you in marching under its banner for a great many of my eruptions, being not fit to print, would fall under its rubric. They are pregnant with mischief. They are subversive of morality. They are disgraceful, utterly and completely. No question. Together my sweet, begetting trolls by the yardful, we should fill the earth with the devils.  But of course troll is not so employed is it? It's a term of opprobrium that carries with it a foul odour. No shapely young babe will spread her legs for such a man.

    Fact is, a troll is merely a register of personal dislike. It's the refuge of the outwitted, outgunned and outmaneuvered. No girl who wants to put her lips on me should let that word cross her mouth. Got that?



    I'd consider being your second wife, due in large part to your fabulous vocabulary, and penchant for cold, dry wit. (Haven't seen the meat yet, obviously.) If you're cool with being my third husband, (at a time, mind you, not in a row), then let's talk it out! But as I can sense the powerful dark side within you, I can imagine you'd rather enjoy the word "troll" whispered to you during lovemaking. Yep.

    "Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."~Steven Weinberg
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #53 - January 12, 2011, 04:45 AM

    I sometimes pretend to be a fundamentalist Muslim on atheist blogs that I like, just to test Poe's law. It's amusing. I'm not sure I am very proud of it though.

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #54 - January 12, 2011, 01:47 PM

    @NewSoul

    If only you knew what your words did to me, you would quit posting instantly, shut down your account and renounce the world for a convent. So you want to whisper delicate and soft words in my ear as I wrap my lips around your nipples? Something below my belt is excited. Can you guess what it is my lovely? Oh lord, lord most fair and sweet, pray let me suckle on her breasts!

  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #55 - January 15, 2011, 07:44 PM

    ...akward.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #56 - January 27, 2011, 06:40 AM

    @NewSoul

    If only you knew what your words did to me, you would quit posting instantly, shut down your account and renounce the world for a convent. So you want to whisper delicate and soft words in my ear as I wrap my lips around your nipples? Something below my belt is excited. Can you guess what it is my lovely? Oh lord, lord most fair and sweet, pray let me suckle on her breasts!

    On the contrary. I receive my own excitement below the belt from igniting the passions of wayward fundies in search of a new home at the breast. I will write on, then, so be forwarned of your impending doom at the nipple of temptation.




    "Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."~Steven Weinberg
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #57 - January 27, 2011, 11:41 AM

    @NewSoul

    If only you knew what your words did to me, you would quit posting instantly, shut down your account and renounce the world for a convent. So you want to whisper delicate and soft words in my ear as I wrap my lips around your nipples? Something below my belt is excited. Can you guess what it is my lovely? Oh lord, lord most fair and sweet, pray let me suckle on her breasts!




     parrot
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #58 - January 28, 2011, 12:54 PM

    @NewSoul

     If I dance the nocturnal amorous dance between your hairy thighs, if we sweat between the sheets, will you sue me for child support? I''ve got no money you crazy woman. I hired that flashy car.

    @Aphrodite

    Do you see something that you like? I can put you down for a weekend appointment for a three-times-anighter.
  • Re: To troll, or not to troll?
     Reply #59 - January 28, 2011, 12:56 PM

    ...akward.

    Says the girl who sends me racy letters every week. Careful now, I will publish them.
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