If you were God

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If you were God
OP - January 11, 2011, 10:13 PM

Don't you sometimes think that if you were God, you would've done things differently? Sometimes, when I learn more about life, I start to think that some of the things God do are not the smartest.

For example, he just throws us down on Earth and wants us to figure out that he exists. He sends these prophets and wants us to guess if they're right or just psychos?

If I were God, I wouldn't make it so fucking hard for humans to know that I exist.

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Re: If you were God
Reply #1 - January 11, 2011, 10:28 PM

If I were Zeus, I would have pwned Poseidon and then tapped Andromeda hard.

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Re: If you were God
Reply #2 - January 11, 2011, 10:51 PM

Quote from: whyme89 on January 11, 2011, 10:13 PM
If I were God, I wouldn't make it so fucking hard for humans to know that I exist.

Couldn't agree more!

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Re: If you were God
Reply #3 - January 11, 2011, 10:58 PM

If I were God I'd create Earth with a soft chocolatey honeycomb centre centre - so when I realise I've fucked it all up I can just pop it in my mouth.

Mmmmmmm.....
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Reply #4 - January 11, 2011, 11:13 PM

If I was god, I would not be able to live with the shame of everything I'd done. Sorry just isn't enough, so I'd do the honourable thing and fall on my own sword.

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Re: If you were God
Reply #5 - January 11, 2011, 11:30 PM

Quote from: Ishina on January 11, 2011, 11:13 PM
If I was god, I would not be able to live with the shame of everything I'd done. Sorry just isn't enough, so I'd do the honourable thing and fall on my own sword.

+1

Quote from: whyme89 on January 11, 2011, 10:13 PM
If I were God, I wouldn't make it so fucking hard for humans to know that I exist.

I'd rather not know. Why would it matter?

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Re: If you were God
Reply #6 - January 11, 2011, 11:36 PM

Quote from: Laika on January 11, 2011, 11:30 PM
I'd rather not know. Why would it matter?

Respect.
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Re: If you were God
Reply #7 - January 11, 2011, 11:53 PM

"if God existed, only in one way could he serve human liberty - by ceasing to exist."
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Reply #8 - January 12, 2011, 12:20 AM

Seriously tho - if I have to consider that a God really does exist - then I would have to say that his motives, actions and reasons must be beyond us and so to put oneself in the mind of god is of course impossible.
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Reply #9 - January 12, 2011, 12:30 AM

If God truly existed he wouldn't have any motives.
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Reply #10 - January 12, 2011, 03:53 AM

if i were aphrodite i wouldve ensnared apollo,hermes,poseidon, dionysus, achilles,jason and perseus with my super goddess sex appeal and kept them all in a celestial sex prison....every night id go to choose one and theyd be pumping iron and oiling themselves and would all leap to the prison bars, shouting and pleading 'oh take me tonight oh goddess, i implore you !! choose me or hades can take me!!!' sometimes maybe id select two .......er why am i typing this??? im new and should be making a good impression .......

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Reply #11 - January 12, 2011, 05:18 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWkPy1UTYu4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
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Reply #12 - January 12, 2011, 05:53 AM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on January 12, 2011, 12:30 AM
If God truly existed he wouldn't have any motives.

Agreed.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Reply #13 - January 12, 2011, 06:55 AM

If I was God, I would wonder how did I get away with not explaining all the suffering and pain I send to animals. I gave a BS excuse for human pain and tried terrorizing them into not questioning the "wisdom" and "mercy" of this sick plan. But how come no one, from Ibrahim to 'Isa to Muhammad, realized that since animals have no free will (my exclusive "gift" to humans), the pain I let them suffer, whether from a predator eating them alive or a psychopath human starving and beating them to death, can have no possible justification even by my own low standards. So glad I don't have to bring their poor souls back to life and look them in the eyes...

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Reply #14 - January 12, 2011, 11:06 AM

If I was God I would hug every Mom who lost a son/daughter of hers. I would give a shoulder for every broken-hearted to cry on. I would tickle that little kid in Palestine and prevent that bomb from bombing his brother. I would swipe away islam, judiasm, buddism and the rest. Heck, I would give a kiss on the cheeck for that little boy called Hitler, so he'll gorget how his dad abuses him and so when he grows up, he'll continue on his art and not turn into a well paid serial killer.

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Re: If you were God
Reply #15 - January 13, 2011, 11:05 PM

Quote from: Laika on January 11, 2011, 11:30 PM
+1

I'd rather not know. Why would it matter?

I don't know. I suppose it would matter if this God interferes with the human world and makes wishes come true T_T
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Re: If you were God
Reply #16 - January 13, 2011, 11:10 PM

Quote from: mrsezme on January 12, 2011, 03:53 AM
if i were aphrodite i wouldve ensnared apollo,hermes,poseidon, dionysus, achilles,jason and perseus with my super goddess sex appeal and kept them all in a celestial sex prison....every night id go to choose one and theyd be pumping iron and oiling themselves and would all leap to the prison bars, shouting and pleading 'oh take me tonight oh goddess, i implore you !! choose me or hades can take me!!!' sometimes maybe id select two .......er why am i typing this??? im new and should be making a good impression .......
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Reply #17 - January 13, 2011, 11:41 PM

If I were God, I would party like crazy.. Leaving the world on its own!!

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Re: If you were God
Reply #18 - January 14, 2011, 12:23 AM

If i were God, i'd probably pop myself out of existence the moment i was aware i existed, life would be totally pointless after all, I would have started at the end, having already reached perfection.

Or if i was the creating type God, the type that isn't quite all knowing and not quite all powerful, i would create other Gods, so i had someone to talk to that could understand what I had to say, and we would all sit back and ponder how it came about, in this nothing, beyond nothing, that we all came to be here.
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Reply #19 - January 14, 2011, 12:56 AM

I would create a damn better planet than this one...

Seriously I'd probably take the giant suicide pill and spare existence the inconvinience of existing, otherwise I'd create a group of demi-gods and have a giant orgy in the sky.
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Reply #20 - January 14, 2011, 03:38 AM

I would create a flat earth. Sun would rise and set on earth. So does moon and stars.

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Re: If you were God
Reply #21 - January 14, 2011, 07:19 PM

LOL for no reason, after this topic this song kept playing it self in my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWpsOqh8q0M&ob=av2el

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<ghutlu>: for leaving ISLAM
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If you were God
Reply #22 - June 23, 2014, 02:03 AM

I'd teach self reliance and mercy over slavery and worship any day.

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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If you were God
Reply #23 - June 23, 2014, 06:58 AM

I would not create this stupid universe with all its misery. My activities will be limited in heaven to bide my time. If I wanted someone to worship me I will create the most perfect creatures and keep them in paradise where they will be doing their work and reaping their rewards. What is the use of creating sinners who rebel against you and doesn't worship you?
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