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Topic: Where can I buy condoms?

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Where can I buy condoms?
OP - February 02, 2011, 04:07 PM

Can someone give me store names that I can buy condoms in Karachi, in North Nazimabad or Clifton/Defense?

<mchawking>: there's a 9 inch one coming out next month and I wish I had money
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Reply #1 - February 02, 2011, 04:35 PM

Hand cream and tissues are available nation-wide.

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Reply #2 - February 02, 2011, 05:09 PM

^

Just go to any medical store and ask them dude. Might want to practice a few times first though

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Reply #3 - February 02, 2011, 05:40 PM

Don't forget a marriage certificate. Just get hold of somebody's marriage certificate and copy it. Pakistani documents are very easy to forge. As a translator from Urdu to English, I have come across many documents, the forms were all handwritten. It was very obvious because they all looked different although the questions were standard.

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Reply #4 - February 02, 2011, 07:51 PM

this sounds like a very lucrative business plan.. how much are you willing to pay ..plus shipping and handling of course ?

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Reply #5 - February 03, 2011, 01:48 AM

LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!! somebody is going to score Im proud !!

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Reply #6 - February 03, 2011, 06:11 AM

This thread smells of virgin.

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Reply #7 - February 03, 2011, 03:44 PM

lmao.. i love reading Ishina's posts..

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Reply #8 - February 03, 2011, 06:56 PM

The case of the excited virgin. Now this is something that needs real empathy.

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Reply #9 - February 06, 2011, 02:35 AM

Quote from: Pharaoh on February 02, 2011, 04:07 PM
Can someone give me store names that I can buy condoms in Karachi, in North Nazimabad or Clifton/Defense?

Planning to marry are ya?

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Reply #10 - February 06, 2011, 02:56 AM

felzana keranan shobana helana wtf ana

[13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
[13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
[13:37] <Fimbles> see
[13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
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Reply #11 - February 06, 2011, 01:55 PM

eBay

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Reply #12 - February 06, 2011, 10:00 PM

wow, its available only for Rs 10. I hope it has atleast 10 condoms.

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Reply #13 - February 06, 2011, 10:06 PM

You might even find them cheaper second-hand.

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Reply #14 - February 06, 2011, 10:13 PM

Are you serious?

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Reply #15 - February 06, 2011, 10:16 PM

Do you see me smileying?

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Reply #16 - February 06, 2011, 11:20 PM

By the way I can't imagine how can a person use condom in a committed relationship for full three years.

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Reply #17 - February 13, 2011, 02:20 PM

Well, even in a committed relationship your spouse or life partner can cheat on you without your knowledge and bring an STD into your relationship. Unless you are absolutely 100% sure that your spouse or life partner is honest with you, I would suggest using a condom.

The most merciful Allah, who is more merciful than your own mortal mother, is capable of punishing you for eternity for a finite sin committed in a finite lifetime with finite knowledge, while your mother nor any living creature that is NOT a sadistic mother fucker would never commit such an act.
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Reply #18 - February 13, 2011, 02:36 PM

Yeah! better safe than sorry! Even 'love' has become synthetic and fickle these days so it makes sense!

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Reply #19 - February 13, 2011, 04:38 PM

Hey Pharaoh, random thought, you strongly resemble a friend of mine.

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Reply #20 - February 13, 2011, 08:41 PM

What is his/her name? Also, much love to you my friend.

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Reply #21 - September 17, 2014, 07:14 PM

My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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